save-a-whale

If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing

-An angel who is so goddamn lazy that he makes a deal with the demon he’s supposed to be thwarting so that neither of them have to do any work and he has more time to spend running his bookshop, and who wants to stop the Apocalypse because he loves sushi

-A demon who pretends to be suave and cool but who really just geeks out over his car and loves James Bond and listens to nothing but Queen and thinks gluing coins to the sidewalk is proper demonic activity

-This angel and demon are probably not gay for each other but I mean they’re holding hands on the cover art.

-This angel and demon try to stop the apocalypse but they fuck up so badly that they do literally nothing useful the whole book and somehow it’s still all about them.

-Technically it was the Satanic Nuns who fucked up, but we don’t really talk about that.

-Death (the horseperson) playing a trivia videogame in a diner.

-The four extra horsepersons that were never mentioned in Revelation.

-The antichrist who almost destroys the world because he wants to save the whales

-The only piece of fiction I have ever seen besides Supernatural that somehow manages to include both the Christian apocalypse and space aliens.

-The context of the phrase “gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.”

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Hello, old friend.
And here we are, you and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and were very happy. And, above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you, though. I think, once we’re gone, you won’t be coming back here for a while and you might be alone, which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that, if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait 2000 years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space.
Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.

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doctor who meme: [4/6] companions, amelia pond

“There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to see and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. And save a whale in outer space. Tell her, this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.”

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Hello, old friend, and here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well, and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you, though. I think once we’re gone, ‘you won’t be coming back here for a while, and you might be alone, which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two-thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.

whale emoji review

a comprehensive ranking of my favorite girls

a soft girl! lots of gradients but at least they didn’t shade with black. would call her a friend! 4/5

very minimalist, which is an intriguing design choice, but doesn’t work for our friend the whale. also i can’t tell if that’s a mouth or a mustache 2/5

microsoft why do you feel the need to outline everything with thick black lines. also no whale should bend in that manner. 1/5 you’re hurting her

a small girl! she looks like she could use a friend. please befriend her 4/5

a very realistic lady! she looks like she has been at her breeding grounds for a long time with her calf. they’ll be ready to go to the feeding grounds soon! 5/5

a sperm whale, albeit with some artistic license in coloring! she looks like she’s not having fun. why is she sad? 3/5 please let her smile

a blue whale! thank you facebook for drawing attention to this endangered species. she just wants to eat krill and have a good time. 4/5 save her friends!

another blue whale, this time a little darker! she looks like she has just taken a mouth full of krill. good for her! 4/5

a cheeky girl…she’s going to steal ur krill 1/5 why is she teal

see apple this is how you do a tasteful gradient 5/5

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doctor who meme    [1/6] companions:  a m y  p o n d

Do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that, if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait 2000 years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.

for jules
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character posters = ♥ amy pond 

There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to see and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. And save a whale in outer space. Tell her, this is the story of Amelia Pond.

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endless list of favourite characters amelia jessica pond

and do one more thing for me. there’s a little girl waiting in a garden. she’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. go to her. tell her a story. tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. tell her she’ll go to see and fight pirates. she’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. and save a whale in outer space. tell her, this is the story of amelia pond. and this is how it ends

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“Tell her she’ll go to see and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. And save a whale in outer space. Tell her, this is the story of Amelia Pond.” (Happy (very) late birthday @fjrewhisky )

Sweet and Sour

When Keith came home and opened the freezer he expected to find his tub of ice cream untouched.
What he wasn’t expecting was the large tub of chocolate ice cream to be empty and containing the severed head of his room mate’s girlfriend.
Just as Keith made the discovery, his room mate, Lance, walked into the kitchen like he had done absolutely nothing wrong.
“Lance, what’s this in the freezer.” Keith asked calmly trying hid best to hide his emotions from him.
The taller man took a look at what Keith meant and chuckled nervously. “Oh, that’s your ice cream. But I wouldn’t touch it just yet if I were you, I brought cupcakes home from the bakery and it really is best to eat them while warm.” He didn’t give Keith an opportunity to decline and instead went about unloading the boxes of the blue and red frosted cakes from his ‘Save the whales’ for life bag.
Keith rose an eyebrow sitting across from him at the little round table fiddeling with the red and white checked table cloth, that Lance insisted gave the kitchen a homely feel, Keith just thought it looked tacky.
“So…” Keith asked leaning back on his chair as casually as he could after my discovery, “do anything interesting today, perhaps with your girlfriend?”
Lance paused for a moment visibly tensing at my words before managing to catch himself. “Oh no erm… Lilly is kinda sick at the moment so dont expect to see her for a little while.” He hurried to say placing a cupcake on a plate in front of Keith.
What he did in the freezer aside Lance sure is one hell of a baker, one upside of living with someone who owns a bakery Is Keith gets plenty of treats.
Keith took a bite and emidietly knew something was wrong. The cake almost tasted like meat…
Keith looked down and saw what could only be part of a woman’s finger sticking out of the centre of the cake.
Keith spat out the bite and glared at Lance.
“What the hell is wrong with you!” Keith yelled causing the taller man to jump in fright.
“What! Keith what’s wrong?!” He asked sounding honestly concerned.
“What’s the matter…WHATS THE MATTER!” Keith snap grabbing him by the shirt and pulling him close to him. “I’ll tell you what the matter is! You just fed me your girlfriend!”
Lance paled glancing at his own plate “oh…”
“You know I’m a vegetarian dude!” Keith shout a little louder this time. “Honestly, we’ve lived together for almost three years now and you go and feed me meat!”
“I’m so sorry… I must of given you mine by mistake” Lance gave Keith that cute little innocent smile that under any other circumstances proberly would of made him melt thanks to those large blue puppy dog eyes.
But not this time.
“It’s not just the cake Lance! I saw my ice cream too! You promised you wouldn’t eat it this time!”
Lance looked down shamefully a small sniff escaping him making Keith almost regret yelling so much. He let go his shirt and took a few steps away.
“Look i didn’t get upset when you took my pasta off the stove to boil the mailmans organs, or when you left your exboyfriends body on the couch for like a week because you were too lazy to go out and buy a new saw. But I have to draw the line somewhere and that’s when you eat my ice cream to put your girlfriends head in the freezer. I’m just asking for you not to eat my food. Ok?”
Lance nodded shyly not meeting Keith’s gaze.
“Cause I fucking swear Lance next time it happens I’m just going to toss the body parts to the cats and leave you to clean up the mess they make.”
Lance nodded again with a small smile. “Swear jar.” He chuckled quietly.
Keith rolled his eyes but couldn’t suppress the laugh anymore. “Ok anything you say” He pulled out a few coins and dropped them in the old jam jar on the counter.
Keith smiled thinking to himself
‘Lance isn’t always an easy person to live with. But then again I guess I deserve it for falling in love with a serial killer.’