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Brand:  “OH MAH GAWD!!”

Sim Goddess:  “Calm down, Brand.”

Brand:  “OH MAH GAWD!!!”

Sim Goddess sighs…..

I think this will be my last hospital birth.  There were nothing but glitches.  I had to exit without saving three times.

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Hi guys, This is honestly the last thing I’d ever want to do ever. But I’m asking for some help. While I was away from home working, people were let into my house and they ended up stealing a lot of stuff. Most importantly the savings I’d been saving up since before Christmas to pay off my awful debt. After risking my mental health trying to save up and work when I was barely capable of working, finding out it was all gone was honestly heartbreaking. I’ll explain everything better in a read more, because it turned out very long. If you could even take a second just to read what I have to say I’ll be forever grateful. Thank you.

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ok so earlier my d&d party and i were playing a minicampaign with someone else DMing, i was playing one of two tiefling twins and jing was the other

unsurprisingly, we don’t really like most other races. humans are especially awful to the twins. bad past experiences from the discrimination against tieflings, etc etc.

we’re fighting our way up this tower, and our bard plays a song that incapacitates the five enemy guards and two of our party members, almost kills a third, and severely wounds a fourth. both twins are standing 5ft out of the range of the bard’s song.

so both incapacitated members are within range of the twins, and they’re both dying. the DM tells us that we can try to save them, though we’d have to roll for it. jing’s like sure why not and goes to attempt a roll for the human ranger.

except he rolls a fucking 1.

we’re both rolling and keeping track of our char sheets from my laptop and we fucking see the roll and just start laughing uncontrollably and the party’s like what is it?? and i just hold up one finger and jing’s like “I ROLLED A ONE”

and then everyone’s laughing and the human ranger’s like “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK???” but we’re like it’s okay, you have to go home now irl anyway. and i’m thinking, eh alright i guess i’ll use my spare the dying cantrip on the OTHER dying person. tough luck, buddy

and jing looks at the guy. and he’s like, “i mean, it’s okay, you’re just a human”

that was definitely the highlight of the campaign because i’m imagining his character grabbing one of the arrows that hit the ranger earlier and shoving it in going “oops, that was a COMPLETE accident … a total mistake … sorry … clumsy me … butterfingers ….”

mysticdaddies  asked:

*grabs luggage* *opens it and throws necessary clothing* *opens other luggage& gently places a shit ton of merch to give* *runs to kitchen & shoves napkins for them hotwings* *runs to car and driving intensifies* *gets on the plane for (.......) and sits on sit* *i see a baby crying and I'm slightly annoyed but then thinks about food and is okay* *finally landed and I drop my bread sticks on the floor * *i cry while running with my stuff to your house* *only to find out your husband ate it all*

LOL he does, too. He is obsessed with my cooking and eats SO MUCH I’d save some secretly for you, I promise hahaha

bkwrm523  asked:

I didn't really hate Mary until I saw some tweet where someone pointed out that if John stole something, and returning it would save his boys, he'd do it in a heartbeat. Which is an excellent point and made me stop and think.

I have such strong opinions bahaha but yeah, I know god damm well that John would’ve given it up immediately to keep his boys safe.


“But what about him?” Harbor asked.

“He’s not one of us, Harbor,” Rei said. “And if he’s out here this late, he must have a weapon.”

“Can’t we warn him?” She whispered. “He seems in a daze.”

“You don’t want Nautilus to know about you, do you?” Anson asked.

“No but…” She bit her lip. “He was one of the guys who saved my life. I’d be dead if not for him. I can’t just…”

“Fine,” Rei hissed. “But we help in silence. He doesn’t see you at all. Got it?”

She nodded and followed their lead. One by one, Rei lad the zombies away from their pack and she and Anson stabbed them. Of course, something like that didn’t go unnoticed.

Tamersona day 2: Memorable Evolution .

I always treated Terriermon as my partner. We never had to go into battle, and maybe that’s for the best we stayed out of dangers path. He was my eyes and ears due to my disabilities. I have both visual and hearing impairment. So, as you can imagine, some things can be challenging. I’m sure one day I’ll have to fight. Thankfully though, I know Terriermon and I will be just fine…

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So.... i'm gonna rant....

noah fence but any1 who thinks exo’s auto tuned piece lotto was better than bts’ entire discography in 2k16 can fight me.
monster was good i will give them that but if exo wins the mf daesang for a 4th year in a row I’m calling bullshit. bts has set records that no else in kpop has in 1 year alone. they also performed at every single kcon this year. with that being said if somehow they dont get Artist of the year I AM CALLING BULLSHIT. I have nothing against exo but yall fans gotta get yall heads out they ass and 🗣🗣 give credit where it’s due📢📢