Listen,,,, you come into MY house

And say filth about my bae Hocus

Then IM the one being shamed i

L i s t en y'all gunna end me i cant d e al ok you don’t even KNOW how bad i have it for tjat fuckin monochromatic Phoenix owl how dARE U…

I am at work and u come into my life with that kind of filth l ike

I’m a good person??? I smile at old people??? I don’t deserve this

oreo-nomnomz  asked:

sometimes in super spy husbands i just imagine iwa and oikawa fighting and oikawa just shouts "IM DOING SO MUCH FOR THIS FAMILY--" and iwaizumi starts laughing bc oikawa just acknowledged the guns as their children and they're all a "family" and while iwaizumi's losing his shit oikawa just doesnt know whether to laugh w/ him or be even more pissed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (ps. i love all your books (灬º 艸º灬)

oh my gOD, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
LIKE, OIKAWA IS JUST AS CARING OF A DAD AS IWA ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
I couldn’t help but spout a small piece from this:

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anonymous asked:

omgggg I'd love to claim Jisauce that made me laugh oh god how do come up with these nicknames?! they're gr8 and thanks so much for the name!! ^0^ --Jisauce anon ^3^

Aaaahh thank you!! I literally just sit in front of my laptop and think of words that rhyme/are similar to their names and then nicknames like jisauce are born//

Originally posted by vernon---baby

everytigerisakity  asked:

*MG* I was wondering when did Jared buy that beautiful necklace...... Thank you,love😍😘

I bought it Thursday morning while Vivie was busy packing.

I knew the night before when I took the collar off her, it upset her. In the BDSM world there is such a thing called “Collaring” which is akin to an engagement ring. We are definitely not at that point yet but I wanted to give her something to symbolize our connection.

I found what was looking for on Tiffany’s website and knowing I couldn’t go get it myself, I called concierge. They were awesome and ended up sending a staff member to pick it up for me and deliver it that afternoon so I could give her the necklace before we left for the airport.

anonymous asked:

M&G Jared, why are so afraid of hurting Vivie? You've mentioned a few times that you can't lose control or you'll wind up hurting her, what does that mean exactly?

In 99.9% of situations in my life I can keep control. I generally don’t do anything blindly, I’ve thought about every possible scenario and how to handle it. The people I meet, especially woman, have been very predictable. Knowing what to anticipate make it easy to keep control.

Vivie is the first person in a very long time that is the complete opposite of the woman I’ve met and “dated”. I use the term “date” very loosely. I haven’t had a commitment to anyone other than myself in longer than I can remember.

Vivie brings out such extremes in me, feelings, emotions, desires, that I fear loosing control around her. I fear the selfish side of me taking over and pushing her beyond her limits. I would never want to loose control and hurt her physically or mentally or emotionally.

There are fanart projects I’ve worked on for days (and one I’ve been working on for a while now) that I’ve put so much time, effort, patience, tutorial searching, reference finding, and pride into that get appreciated fairly well. I wouldn’t be one to complain because of it, because they’ve been acknowledged and I’ve received a pleasing amount of positive feedback for them.

No. What I’ve come here to address is that the pieces I make in 10-30 minutes that are complete parOdiES and meant for puRe hUMOR are spreAd ARoUDN THIS forsaken websitE LIKE WIldFIRE AND beCOME MY MOST POPULAR POSTS

DO YOU THINK I WANT TO bE rEMEmbEREd BY JEffREY FRIGGIn KOVAL AS THAT ONE INTErnET KID WHO MADE A COMIC ABOUT “IF HABIT WAS ELMO”?? Do YOU THINK I WANt THE CReATOR OF THE ARkyN MYTHOS TO Let IT be KNOWN That THIS PooR chILD HAS wAY TOO mUCh fREE TIME oN THEIR HANDS TO dRAW NONSENSIcAL COMICS ABOUT RIDiCULOUS AUS BORN fROm RANdom INSIde JOKES??/ /? ?? DO YOU THINK I wNAT ADAM ROSNER TO sEE The Art I MADe ON A  WhIM That i USEd to HElP get ME OUT of  Ar t BLOCK?? ?? ?? ?// // / /? / /// / ?/ ?? ?

NOW HERE’s THE KICKER: I DO

IM SO CoNFLICTED AND SCREAMING BECAUSE I CANt UNDERSTAND wHy ALL FO YOU LOVABLE FILTHY MEmeRS SEE MY TRAShy A RT AND ALLOW it TO be NOTICED BY THE people I ADMIRE AND ADORE THE mOST!!/1/?! I lOVE TI so MUCH IT GIVEs Me LIFE And IM so AnGRy AT mYSELF FOR IT