I love my friends ♥
  • Me: Savannah, my parents are going out to dinner out in the sticks somewhere on Saturday night and won't be back until 2AM so they want me to have a friend over in case I get bored and decide to burn my house down or rape and pillage my neighborhood. Want to come over?
  • Savannah: ...Can we rape and pillage the neighborhood anyway?
  • Me: ...Sure
  • Savannah: I'll be there.