savage humor

  • Akashi: Are you baking cookies?
  • Kuroko: Yeah, it's for the bake sale.
  • Akashi, leaning in seductively: Care to give a free sample to a handsome gentleman?
  • Kuroko: Sure. Do you know one?
  • Akashi: ...
  • Akashi: I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
  • Kagami: Kuroko, I’m hungry.
  • Kuroko: Hello hungry, I’m Kuroko.
  • Kagami: Kuroko, I’m serious. Please.
  • Kuroko: No, last time I checked you’re hungry.
  • Kagami, getting mad: Damn it Kuroko, I know I’m hungry!
  • Kuroko: Then what’s the problem? I’m Kuroko and you’re hungry.
  • Kagami, puts his hands in the air and walks away: ENOUGH OF THIS INSANITY!