James Potter: Very… very eager, but trying really… really hard to restrain himself. Knows how to do fun things with his tongue… has had a lot of practice. All in all… he’s what people like to describe as “fun”… 8/10
Sirius Black: Knows how to adapt. Can pretty much match anyone’s kissing style, but likes deep, intense kissing the most… Also likes biting and hickeys. As talented as he is pretty. Down for basically anything… An enjoyable experience all the way around. 11/10
Remus Lupin: Nervous. Starts off slow… then kisses like it’s the last time he’ll ever kiss someone because he always feels like it’s the last time anyone will ever want to kiss him… 6/10 when he’s nervous… 9/10 when he relaxes and let’s go.
Peter Pettigrew: Sweats a lot… too much tongue… 4/10
Lily Evans: Expert kisser, knows her shit… at least as far as technicalities go… but lacks spontaneity. Get’s flustered when she doesn’t see something coming like James’ tongue tricks… also gets distracted easily (”SHIT! That’s due tomorrow!”)… Overall, needs some work. 6.5/10
Frank Longbottom: Handles you like you’re made of glass… very gentle… very sweet… enjoys kissing the spot just beneath your ear. Hates biting because he’s worried he’ll hurt you. Often stops to stare or chat. Worships the ground you walk on… 8/10 for kissing… 20/10 for making you feel like a goddess.
Alice Longbottom: Kinky as fuck. 9/10
Dorcas Meadowes: Kinkier than fuck. Kisses like she owns your ass. Also hella gay. 10/10
Marlene McKinnon: Also also hella gay… less kinky. Uses a lot of tongue… but does it right. 9/10
Mary Macdonald: Mary sue to the max… every kiss is like a reenactment of “The Notebook”. Disney-esque. 7/10
Regulus Black: Untrusting. Tends to panic if things go too quick… or too slow… or not exactly how he planned it. Perfectionist… and a bit of a control freak… doesn’t really know how to adapt to other kissing styles. 4.5/10
Narcissa Malfoy: Reserved… until between the sheets, then she will eat you alive. Mother fucking queen. Savage. Always tops. 10/10
Lucius Malfoy: Fun to look at… Terrible kisser. -5 stars. Two thumbs way down… would not recommend…. 0/10……………. alright… 2/10 for being pretty… Also… submissive af.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Will rip your goddam lip off. 0/10…. unless you’re into that.
Fenrir Greyback: Will rip your goddam head off. -54/10
Here is the masterpost of Top Ten requests I’ve received for the Rivals series but haven’t answered yet. It will be updated weekly to let people see if I’ve received their request or not as the Top Tens take longer to write than answering asks. The list also goes from newest to oldest so I am writing them from the bottom to the top:
Top 10 times when Viktor dreamt of Yuuri or Yuuri dreamt of Viktor
top ten fluffy things that happened before they were in a relationship
How about a top ten best sex ever?
Top ten (or 5) drunk Victor and Chris moments?
Top 10 times Chris and Phichit had to team up.
Top ten things that surprised Yuuri or Viktor about each other after they moved in together /
Top 10 little things Yuuri/Viktor only found out about each other once they were living together
“Top 10 moments with animals”
top 10 of Yuuri Katsuki’s hidden talents that left Victor on the floor /
Top 10 Yuuri Katsuki talents? /
top ten about Yuuri’s unexpected talents that will make Victor more in love.
Top Ten times someone trashed Yuuri on social media and Viktor instilled the fear of God into their hearts
“Top 10 times Yakov preferred Yuuri Katsuki to his myriad of skaters with more drama in their pinkies than the Kardashian family combined”
Top 10 Moments of Katsuki and Nikiforov Flirting When They Are Supposed To Be Doing Official Things Instead
Top 10(5) times Yuri P. shows his love for Victuuri
The top 9 times Viktor acted as Yuuri’s guardian angel
top ten times Viktor wasn’t the playboy prince? Kind of like different times in public or in interviews Viktor just stop being all cool and collected in favor of embrassing the Extra.
10 or snippets of publicity events/photos that Viktor and Yuuri do together
Top ten fantasies Viktor or Yuuri had of each other before getting together
Top ten times viktor and yuuri were couple goals/
10 times Viktor and Yuuri were THE power couple
top ten times victuuri were caught being adorable in public?
Top 10 phone call/Skype session snippets while they’re living apart
Top Ten things people belatedly realized were serious competitions TM when Yuuri won them
top 10 Mari/Fam Katsuki and Yuuri moments
top ten times coaching Viktor was too hard, by Yakov
Top Ten (or top five if it’s too much to ask) of occasions in which jealousy takes over Viktor? Possessive/jealous Viktor?
Top 10 reactions to Victor Nikiforov cutting his hair short.
10 times yuuri and phichit pretended to be a couple /
top ten list of times yuuri and phicit acted like a couple
top 10 times yuuri and viktor have been interrupted while in a “compromising position”
top ten times viktor broke the internet? :) and/or top ten times viktor surprised everyone outside of skating?
top 10 times yuuri had to admit viktor wasnt so bad / top 10 times yuuri really wanted to hate viktor but couldnt/
Top 10 Times Yuuri cheered Viktor up
Top 10 times Yuuri and Viktor were the most cuddly people in the world
top 10 yuuri and phichit moments in collage or in general??
Top ten times fan speculation got uncomfortably close to the truth
Top ten times VIKTOR was petty af (to go with Yuuri’s top ten! We all know they’re a matched set in pettiness).
Top 10 kinks people know Yuuri and/or Victor has and how
they know it?
Top ten hardest things about being Yuuri’s coach, by
Top ten of Yuuri Katsuki’s greatest achievements according
to Yakov Feltsman?
Top 10 petty Yuuri moments!!! /
Top 10 times Yuuri was savage af / Top 10 times Yuuri totally sasses someone
Top 10 moments when Viktor was extra af (whether he was
flashy with gifts, outfits, affection etc)
‘top 10 times yuuri has surprised viktor in so many ways you
Top Ten Times Viktor and Yuuri Shut Down the Haters/
top ten times Victor and / or Yuuri acted protective of the other
top 10 moments where Yuuri unknowingly (or knowingly) said
or did something that made Victor blush in public (and was caught by fans)
a top 10 or top 5 of the nastiest fandom wars that ever happened
around the years on the internet in the Rivals verse and why they happened
Top 10 of “proof” that weren’t proof at all and screamed
JUST FRIENDS but people used anyway to support their notps (Yuuri/Phichit and
Viktor/Chris) or you know that select few annoying people in every fandom that
can’t see two guys even standing next to each other without shipping them and
always read too much into literally ANYTHING
Top 10 assertive/confident Yuuri moments.
Top ten reactions from other skaters regarding victuuri
top ten times yuuri’s smile/laughter broke the internet
top ten list of times Yuuri was far too precious for this