sauce fights

Guys, you do know Branch can cook right???? There’s gonna be a new Trolls Novel line based on them AFTER the film by David Lewman and the second book in this series is about Branch and Gristle planning a celebration. This book will be out on the 27th of July (which is still a long way) BUT I HONESTLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS BOOK

Jungkook; Gang au

Angsty kind of haha

Originally posted by nnochu


I am in a gang called BTS, infact i’m the only girl in the gang, there is 7 boys in the gang, all of you are pretty close..except one. Jeon Jungkook. For some weird reason, he hates you and you hate him back. why? well you see Jungkook he humiliates me. He doesn't give two shits about me, he probably wants me dead you know? Honestly, I really ho- 

You heard a knock on your door. “come in” the door slowly opened revealing your best friend V or Taehyung. “Hey dinners ready” you sighed and closed your diary and hid it under your bed. You both went downstairs and saw everyone sitting at the table, including Jungkook. Jungkook gave you a death glare and you returned it back. “Is there ever gonna be a time where both of you are happy together and not give each other glares?” your leader, Namjoon said. “No” you both reply at the same time. You and Jungkook were the same age, you thought both of you will get along well, turns out the complete opposite. You sat down, everyone was quiet “There is an another gang..and it’s looking for us” Namjoon quietly said. We all looked up to Namjoon “Why?” “I don’t know Jimin, but we always have to be on a lookout. That means always have weapons near you” Everyone went quiet. “Awesome sauce, I can finally fight” It has been a week or two and you just stayed home all day. “You can’t even fight” you shot Jungkook a death glare. “Well, I learnt quicker than you” You two stood up from the table giving each other glares. “Right. That’s enough, you two BOTH going to sleep in the guest room for ad least a week.” “SUGA HYUNG” Jungkook is now facing Suga in shock same as you. “No, hell no, fuck no, NO” You screamed. “ Well, how else are you going to get close huh?” Which left you thinking. Maybe it will help? You slowly sat back down in defeat. “What the fuck Y/N? You’re agreeing to this shit?” You ignored him, You couldn’t take it anymore. You stood up. “I’m going out for a walk” You slowly walked towards the door. “What the fuck Y/N?” you ignored him and went out the door. You were walking further and further away. You were so lost in your thoughts you didn’t realize you were lost. You looked through your pockets but realized you didn’t bring your phone. Crap. You didn’t bring anything with you. But then, you heard footsteps behind you, you quickly turned around and saw a group of men with black hoodies on. “tsk tsk, a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be walking alone..especially if you are in a gang, Y/N.” Okay, you don’t normally get scared, but in this situation, you were going to shit yourself. You walked backwards and felt someone bump into you. and then BANG. You feel pain in your head and slowly you black out.

Jungkook P.O.V

It has been 40 minutes since Y/N has walked out. I’m panicking. ALL OF US ARE PANICKING. “WHERE THE FUCK IS Y/N” Hobi hyung screamed and about to cry. “wait guys, I got a text. from Bobby” Him. He is the leader of the gang that are looking for us. “What did he say?” Namjoon looked up to me, sensing the fear and worry in my voice. “He said, I have Y/N. Come to xxxx” Shit, shit shit shit this is bad. I ran out the door, the place wasn’t that far from here.

Your P.O.V 

You slowly open your eyes groaning in pain. You tried moving but you feel a tight rope tied to your hands and ankles. You were tied to a chair. “Y/N!” You hear a scream, you look up and see Jungkook and the others, kneeling and gun pointed to their heads. “What the fuck?” You look around in panic and see the men in black hoodies facing you with guns and knives. “Hello beautiful” This guy is walking towards you. “Leave her alone Bobby” Bobby? Oh shit. he’s the leader of the other gang. “Shut up rapmon, you can’t tell me what to do…So Y/N? I haven’t met you before. Hi i’m Bobby and I-” You didn’t want to hear his bullshit so you spat at his face. “Okay ew. Wow thanks for that” You smiled innocently. “You’re welcome!” Bobby wiped your spit on his face and glared at you. “Listen here pretty girl, i’m not afraid to hurt you so you better show me some respect” you gulped. “Leave her alone Bobby! She has nothing to do with this!” You looked at Jungkook in confusion, wow this is like the first time he’s being nice. “So..she means alot to you right?” an evil smirk spread across his face. He got one of the other man’s gun and pointed it at me. You widened your eyes in shock. What the fuck? what did I do! “NO!” Bang. You feel a sharp pain in your hip..fuck. he shot me. You screamed in pain, is this how it feels like to get shot? 

Jungkook P.O.V

Y/N..She got shot. “NO!” I screamed. She screamed in pain and made my heart break into pieces. my anger built up and kicked the guys behind me, the other members did the same. While the others distracted them I ran to you and quickly untied you. Your body fell onto mine but I quickly caught you. I pressed my hands onto the wound from stopping blood from coming out. “Y/N come on! Stay with me!” Tears are welling up my eyes as I see her closing her eyes slowly. No..Y/N I’m so so sorry.

Your P.O.V

I groaned in pain as I opened my eyes. I was in my room? what the fuck?? I feel someone holding my hand tightly. I look around and see Jungkook holding my hand while sleeping…I see everyone else sleeping all over my room. I chuckled. I noticed something. My diary was OPEN next to Jungkook. You gasped in shock and quickly pulled the hand away from Jungkook’s grasp and grabbed my diary. Jungkook woke up from the sudden movement. “Y/N! You’re awake!!” I glared at him “What the fuck Jungkook?? did you read my diary!?” Jungkook looked down “I’m sorry” No fucking way. “Are you kidding me?” I had everything written down in my diary. Like when I first got my period..my crushes..and Jungkook. Jungkook looked up at me and gave me a hug. You tried to move out of his grasp but winced in pain because of my wound. “I’m sorry Y/N..i didn’t know you were so hurt by my comments…Please forgive me” You feel something wet on your shoulders. Is he..Is he crying? But you realized you were crying too. “Why..why do you hate me so much Jungkook? What have I ever done to you?” he lets go of you and holds your hands “Nothing, I was just being a jerk, I don’t hate you Y/N..I-I I love you” My heart skipped a beat..What the fuck? “I love you Y/N I love you so much, I don’t know why I was being an ass to you but I jus-” Before he could speak you kissed him. Jungkook widened his eyes in shock but kissed back. “I love you” “I love you too”

GEE THIS WAS SO LONG I’M SO SO SORRY FORGIVE ME PLS (ignore mistakes :p) 

anonymous asked:

I never really liked Mark ,him and Elena deserve each other ,after he dropped Dom so quick I'm like hmmm this smells fishy, birds of the same feather flock together

Yup, after he abandoned Dom like that and sat there silent while Elena said she wanted to beat her with a curling iron I was like nope im good lmao. Plus after the hot sauce fight? nope. Josh was 100% RIGHT when he called him out for defending Cody but not Dom

anonymous asked:

Well the confession made her a bitch as it did nothing but inconvenience a lot of people and portrayed her as indecisive. If her original intention was to do away with Sasuke, tracking down Naruto is then pointless. Simply find him yourself. Second, after everything Naruto trained for - she trained for - naively "confessing" your feelings now will get Naruto to stop? Not understanding how to redeem Sasuke aside, you'd think she'd have a better grasp of either boy to know both choices won't work.

So at the end of that whole confession in the snow arc, all we really get is a waste of time. Or at least a writer pulling for more of it. Because what’s the point of all this? An NS red herring, Sasuke falling more into douchebaggery, and another tease that Naruto and Sauce will indeed fight at some point in the story? It’s much-ado about nothing, and Sakura looks worse for it because she was the one who sort of caused the unnecessary drama because Kishimoto didn’t know where to go


Okay…

Well the confession made her a bitch as it did nothing but inconvenience a lot of people and portrayed her as indecisive

So you mean to tell me that your definition of a “bitch”, is someone who has unintentionally inconvenienced a few people, and who has demonstrated the ability to be indecisive? This just further proves my point that so many people throw all these terms and insults at Sakura without having even the faintest idea of what they actually connote.

If her original intention was to do away with Sasuke, tracking down Naruto is then pointless. Simply find him yourself

What point are you even trying to make here? Seriously, what is the purpose of these two sentences?

Second, after everything Naruto trained for - she trained for - naively “confessing” your feelings now will get Naruto to stop? Not understanding how to redeem Sasuke aside, you’d think she’d have a better grasp of either boy to know both choices won’t work

I don’t understand why so many people just can’t come to terms with the fact that it was Sai who pushed Sakura to reach that conclusion in the first place due to his complete misunderstanding of the situation. He gave her the impression that Naruto’s sole incentive for pushing himself that far was the Promise of a Lifetime, so in her desire to get Naruto to stop hurting himself to such extremes, she attempted to rid him from the burden of that promise. Now tell me, was that really so wrong? Under the false information that she was given?

Furthermore, redeeming Sasuke had nothing to do with her actions, so you not understanding her incentives aside, nothing she did here had any malice or bad intentions at all, and you’re gonna call her a bitch regardless.

So at the end of that whole confession in the snow arc, all we really get is a waste of time. Or at least a writer pulling for more of it. Because what’s the point of all this? An NS red herring, Sasuke falling more into douchebaggery, and another tease that Naruto and Sauce will indeed fight at some point in the story? It’s much-ado about nothing

You say that as if the fake confession and Team 7′s 2nd reunion were literally the only things that happened during The Land of Iron Arc - they were just part of the bigger picture Anon. Literally the entire arc was designed to showcase “Sasuke falling more into douchebaggery” - and as a result, to add further foreshadowing to Naruto and Sasuke’s eventual and inevitable rematch. It wasn’t just the confession and their subsequent meeting that did this. So no, it wasn’t just much ado about nothing.

Sakura looks worse for it because she was the one who sort of caused the unnecessary drama because Kishimoto didn’t know where to go

Again, it was Sai’s words that caused Sakura to reach that conclusion. What you’re saying here is the equivalent of blaming Sasuke’s dark character during the majority of the story on his apparently innate darkness and hatred, rather than blaming it on the Curse of Hatred which claimed his heart and shaped him into the person he was. You’re essentially blaming the effect and not the cause.

My SNS Imaginary Movie

Instead of a fanfic, I present to you, an entire movie that played in my head one night around 3am that had me laughing my ass off. This is my daydreaming in bed, shonen, SNS movie! Im not trying to write this as a proper fanfic, but only as how the fun happened.

Synopsis: Our heroes are losing the fight against an Otsutsuki alien freak. Naruto loses Kurama! Sasuke is blinded! And they are trapped in another dimension. There, they are given the opportunity to embody Yin and Yang and turn the tides of the battle. But being Yin and Yang is more than they’ve ever imagined!

My Imaginary SNS Movie:
Sauce and Nardo are fighting a freak of an Otsusuki. The alien ass had ripped kurama out from Naruto. Sasukes in bad shape too. He’s lost his right eye and only has his left eye with rinnegan. To make matters worse, their combined attacks weren’t having any affect on this Otsutsuki.

Hinata (whats she doing there?) used byakugan and sees that Narutos chakra is fading! He’s dying! She’s cries out to Sasuke that he’s drawing his last breath! Sasuke instantly stops fighting the alien freak and runs to Narutos side.

His only thought was to take Naruto to another dimension, even if it’s a timeless unmoving dimension, anything to stop him from dying! His rinnegan activates, a portal opens, he leaps in with Naruto completely disregarding who ever else is on the battlefield! (sorry hinata)

But as they are warping through, the Otsutsuki reaches through and rips out Sasukes left eye! The bastard adds the rinnegan to his personal collection on his arm as the boys disappear in the rinnegan warp.

Our heroes are trapped in an unknown dimension. A blind, bleeding Sasuke confirms that Naruto is still breathing. His goal to enter a dimension with a different laws of physics seems to have worked. Somehow in this dimension a jinchiruuki doesn’t die when it’s separated from its bijuu. Something to do with time?

For Sasuke, it feels like unknowable days pass by in the darkness. He’s slumped over Naruto, just listening to him breathe. His blood, on Naruto’s chest. Naruto finally wakes up. Sasuke snaps out of a daze and apologizes to Naruto. He says he’s failed him.

Sasuke- It doesn’t matter that I’ve brought us to this timeless dimension, without my rinnegan, this is now our place of eternal rest.

But Naruto doesn’t seem to mind. He cries out how beautiful this place is. Sasuke had no idea there was even a PLACE to look at. A blue sky, a forest, and a temple. This dimension seemed to be a tiny planet, like in DBZ. Naruto is grateful that Sasuke saved him and he’s confident they’ll get back home somehow! But first things first, Sasuke needs a new pair of eyes!!

It was sometime before Naruto notices the local wildlife. Cute, adorable, innocent harmless creatures……They kinda look like frogs. Hes horrified about what he’s about to do!! But…for Sasuke…He kills a frog creature and rips out its eyes and screams as if it was his own eyes he was ripping out. Sasuke is hugged up against a wall and uncharistically freaking out because he has no idea why Naruto is screaming.

Sasuke- Naruto?

Naruto- Gamabunta forgive me!!

Naruto offers him the bloody frog eyes to Sasuke, without telling him the source of the eyes. But neither boy has any idea how shinobis just magically transfer eyes anyways. But Narutos already committed and these frog eyes in his hands aren’t any use to him. He assumes that maybe you just shove in the eyeballs while applying lots of chakra. He does so!! Both boys scream!! Sasuke bears through the pain and tries to connect his chakra to his new eyeballs. It works. Sasuke looks around him and notes that all the colors look different. He goes to a pool of water and sees his reflection……

Sasuke- Frog eyes…..

He sighs and thanks Naruto anyways. But this doesn’t solve their situation. They’re still trapped in another dimension and without rinnegan.

They explore the temple grounds. The temple door is sealed and flanked by two statues. The temple had a name, the temple of Indrashura and Ashindra. Naruto comments that name sounds familiar, but Sasuke already has a good hunch to what it means. He notes that one statue represents Yin and the other Yang. (dun dun dun!)

The boys believe that maybe the old sage of six paths created this temple and if they can figure out how to enter it they can once again have Yin and Yang release. Naruto would be able to heal Sasukes eyes to their natural form. And Sasuke would be able to awaken rinnegan again. They stood by their respective statues, but no amount of poking and prodding the statues would make the temple door open.

After trying everything they could think of, the boys exhuast themselves and take a mental break.

But time is funny here. Hours feel like days, which feels like weeks, which feels like months. Sasuke spent most of his time meditating for the answer, obsessively!! His single goal was to activate rinnegan. He barely noticed what Naruto was up to.

Naruto on the other hand was just trying to LIVE. I mean, he’s not the one that needs to awaken rinnegan and what else can he do? He just wanted to enjoy his time here, with Sasuke. But Sasuke was being over there, meditating, far away and distant. It was frustrating! Why can’t Sasuke just be here and now? And this tiny unchanging planet, the lack of stimulation was driving Naruto insane!

Until one day, Naruto can’t take it anymore! He curses the damn blue sky that’s always blue, the glowing bright sun that’s been in the same position since forever, and this green forest, it would be nice if it was another color for a change!

Sasuke realizes Narutos really snapped and tries to calm him down. In doing so, he unknowingly steps on a yin yang seal that they simply hadn’t noticed before. Suddenly the cheery sunny sky transforms to night. A full moon shines over a darkened autumn forest. And the fluffy innocent creatures transform into monsters!!

The boys were stunned! The monsters come charging at them. Naruto and Sasuke give a each other a quick nod and can’t help but smile. Beating up monsters that magically popped out of nowhere together? That sounds like fun!

Monster after monster they slaughter! Releasing their pent up frustrations. The monsters just kept coming back, as if it was a game loop. Sasuke was both challenged and exciting to relearn how to fight without sharingan. After what felt like days, they grew tired of battling. Sasuke instructs Naruto to step on the YinYang seal. When he does, the world magically returns to its former sunny setting.

At least they learned something about this world. But still the temple doors won’t open, and still, Sasuke doesn’t have rinnegan. They experience more time passing by and Sasuke became emotionally withdrawn. He felt it’s his fault that they’re in this strange dimension and could barely look Naruto in the eyes.

Sasuke- I’m sorry you’re stuck here with me, of all people.

Was usually all Sasuke could manage to say. Naruto had enough of his obnoxious sulking!

Naruto- Idiot! Don’t you understand yet how I feel! I’m grateful you saved my life. I’m happy, that of all the people in this damn Universe to be stuck with, I get to be stuck with you!

He slams his hand onto the Yang statue!

Naruto- Sasuke..I..!

The Yang statue starts to glow. Naruto jumps back startled, and the statue deactivates. Sasuke’s eyes widen.

Sasuke- Of course! I’m an idiot!

He understands now what they need to do and stands by his Yin statue. But Naruto doesn’t understand why the statue was activating when all he did was slam his hand on it, like he has done before. Sasuke explains. Previously, when they tried to activate the statues Naruto had his thoughts focused on Yang and Sasuke had his thoughts focused on Yin.

Sasuke- Yin and Yang exist within eachother. At the heart of Yin is Yang and at the heart of Yang is Yin…Thats why…we need to think about the other…

Naruto smiles widely and nods his head - YOSH. Sasuke tries to hide his smile but really can’t. They place their hands on their respective statues.

Naruto- For Sasuke…
Sasuke- For Naruto…

The temple doors open.


(And now the movie playing in my head is about to get weird yo!)
To be Continued

Markiplier’s in danger!

Markiplier was one of the select people to get the limited supply of the Szechuan Sauce jugs, and the ricks arent just sauce thirsty.. they’re blood thirsty! Mcdonalds Szechaun sauce knife fights are breaking out all over his neighbourhood! Reblogs cast protection spells! Likes charge! Stay safe markimoo! And may Pickle rick protect him!

My Yuri!!! On Ice HCs

Okay, this show is just so beautiful. It takes two people and shows a developmental healthy relationship, between two men nonetheless, and it’s just groundbreaking~!

Anyways here are my lovely head canons for Yuuri and Viktor as they get their own place~.


(( Warning: Cute fluffy, domestic stuff coming your way! ))


Yuuri and Viktor cooking together:

- Viktor would be in the kitchen, and Yuuri comes in like, “Hey do you need any help?” Then the cute “wife and husband” acts ensue. (Yuuri wears a cute poodle apron when he cooks)

- Yuuri is trying to be serious when he’s helping, and all Viktor wants to do is mess around now that his “cute little piggy” is helping him. (slaps on Yuuri’s butt happen occasionally.)

- Be careful going there on Tuesdays. That’s Pasta Tuesday for them.

- If you wanna get caught in a pasta sauce fight between them, then that’s fine.

- It starts with Viktor putting the sauce on Yuuri’s nose and it escalates from there.

- The sauce gets E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E. (“How did we get pasta sauce on the ceiling…?”)

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Submission

I really hope I’m doing this right.

I think all the “parallels” Kishi likes to draw between Nardo and other characters is a load of bull. First off Gaara. During their fight after the Chunin Exams, Nardo goes on some idiotic rant about how if Iruka and yada yada hadn’t come along, he’d have ended up just like Gaara. I say hell no. Gaara was hunted by his own dad as a child and then his uncle, who was the one person in life he actually trusted, turns on him revealing he hated him the entire time and was just trying to get close to him so he could kill him, which drives Gaara even further into insanity. By the time he shows up in the series, he’s a psychotic killing machine used as a weapon by his own village. Then there’s the fact that since childhood, he’s had no sleep because he knows if he falls asleep, the living nuke inside him will take control and there’s the chance of him being assassinated. Nardo was a dumbass brat that nobody felt like dealing with. Even in flashbacks to early academy days, Nardo is shown as a trouble making brat picking fights with Sauce boy and just getting into trouble. The only time he’s shown being absolutely rejected is in his own thoughts, usually when making those crap ass parallels. Hell the only person in the village shown to even remotely care at any point is Iruka himself.

Next, while earlier,(I’m thinking as I type)is still significant. Haku. Or at least I think. Admittedly, I can’t remember this one as well. Either way, like Gaara, Haku was hunted as a child, though because of his bloodline trait. Eventually he ends up submitting himself to the fact that he’s nothing more than a tool. Again, nothing even remotely similar to Nardo’s situation.

Neji is another I’m not too sure about and I’m actually leaning on the side that this actually didn’t happen, but I’m gonna bring it up anyway just because events near the end of the story(even though I dropped it long before that). Neji was a slave in his own home and had to have his dad killed for something his uncle did just because his dad was born a minute later. As someone else on another forum said, Nardo had the freedom to do whatever he wanted and had the luxury of becoming a class clown. 

Finally there’s the Sauce. Kishimoto spends the entire series trying to push this crap and arguably pushes it harder than WWE tries to push Cena and Reigns. There is literally nothing even remotely similar about their situations. Sauce had everything he cared about taken away from him by the person he idolized. On top of that, every time he comes in contact with Itachi in part 1, he gets mind raped and taunted about not having enough hatred and junk which junk which just makes him even more obsessed with revenge. When he finally gets his revenge he finds out his brother is actually the good guy(bullshit I know, but not my main point) and his clan was killed ultimately because the village made Itachi do it. Their is absolutely nothing in Nardo’s life that even remotely compares to what Sasuke had to go through. The only thing that would’ve happened to Nardo had Iruka and them not come along is that he’d still be a brat that nobody wanted anything to do with. This also kinda leads into another thing about Nardo’s attachment problems, but I’ll save it.

Mod: there’re some minor points I don’t quite agree, but generally I feel the so called parallels are mostly either contrived or just reaching. Kishi wanted to force this idea that Naruto can understand people, but he ended up making him incapable of understanding anything besides his own experience. And what’s worse is he made Naruto look arrogant and self absorbed by showing him insisting “you’re just like me” to other characters, when it’s completely not the case.