sauce barbecue

Phil’s Liveshow // 5.28.17

He’s wearing his Star Wars shirt

Hes still mildly jetlagged

“Wake up Phil” “Actually wake up now” “Oh my god Phil” 

He feels like a withered cactus

His houseplants survived 

He thought he was going to turn into an American because they were in Florida for so long

The black wall is consuming his hair he looks bald

He didn’t have pancakes at Playlist because room service didn’t have any

Pancake shakes

He did finally get them though

Dan’s Bahamas experience 

Phil and bald guy at security had some proper bants

Heatwave jingle

He’s a 23 degrees kind guy

His frecks are dense 

He burped

Dig Down is growing on him (nice but not his fave)

They were going to see Muse in Orlando but ended up not

They got loads of stuff at Playlist 

His dad is an artist but that didn’t get passed down to him

NASA haul

His mug broke in his suitcase #rip

Dan got a mug too though so he can steal Dan’s

He also bought Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue sauce ??

And stuff from Bath and Body Works

Aloha beaches

He didn’t love Split

Him and Dan didn’t fly back together and he almost had to sit next to an old French woman

“Clean us daddy”

Returning to the place of the squirrel incident was symbolic 

“Too much maple syrup in that blood”

He found ASMR very enlightening

He got locked outside and Dan didn’t let him in what a bitch

A paperboy laughed at him locked out of the house

He didn’t think throwing newspaper boys were an actual thing

He’s usually really bad at prank but the banana one was pretty good

New anime themed video with Shawna on his channel this week if you’re interested in that or whatever lmao

“Headline: I love space”

He was enthralled with his Superman ice cream

Martyn is a troll don’t trust him in a kayak

He’s hyped for Vidcon

He was talking to Dan about making noises when someone did something wrong at school 

Where does it come where does it go 

His family all watched Eurovision together 

He couldn’t handle himself in a prank war

Everyone is getting dogs 

Riverdale graph 

He has a full box of Haribo that he’s going to try make last until next week

Next liveshow may be on Sunday watch his twitter from updates

Dan and Phil shop newsletters will be out soon

He’s missed doing liveshows this has been very nice

Ode to Broken Mug

Goodbye

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New Flat: What We Know From Today’s Video- 7/11/2017

Dan’s new video has brought out a few new parts of the flat we haven’t seen yet.

1: His filming room.


We’ve seen this room before, but the sign now says “Please Love Me.”

2: The Corner

Here we see a large houseplant, which seems to have it’s own spot in the corner and we see two doors. I would presume the one behind him is to a bathroom, with the vent and on the right is a linen closet.

3. Bed


There’s new bedsheets, they aren’t Phil’s ikea bedsheets or Dan’s old ones, and he isn’t in Phil’s bed because the headboard is different, unless Dan is ducking down.

4. The Fridge

From this we can see they have a fairly big kitchen, at least height wise. We can also see they drink almond milk and eat barbecue sauce.

5. Dan’s Office

We’ve seen this in live shows, but I don’t think we’ve seen the computer (correct me if I’m wrong.) andwe can see he has a white desk, a white piano and a white chair. This room actually seems a bit smaller than the others, but still big for an apartment.

If anyone can add to this please do! I hope this helped open your eyes more about the flat. -Taylor

Hircine’s meat loaf

Hircine is the Daedric Prince of the Hunt, and this meatloaf often served in his honour is a token of the hunting prowess of his followers. Regardless of whether or not you worship the Daedra, this hearty dish is the perfect use of your hunting catch. Moist, melt-in-your-mouth, and flavourful, it’s no wonder that this dish is offered in tribute to Hircine himself.

You will need:
650g ground beef, venison, or other red meat
100g ground chicken or turkey
1 cup breadcrumbs
1 egg
1 cup milk
1 onion, diced
3 cloves garlic, diced
2 tsp garlic salt
½ tsp pepper
2 tbsp dijon or wholegrain mustard
2 tbsp smoky barbecue sauce
1 tsp hot sauce
Olive oil
2 tbsp dried Italian herb mix OR 1 each fresh sprigs of basil, rosemary, thyme, and oregano, chopped

Method:
Preheat your oven to 175C/350F and grease a medium-sized baking tin or Pyrex dish with olive oil.

In a large mixing bowl, combine the meats, egg, onions and garlic, garlic salt, pepper, and 1 tbsp of the herbs. Mix well, then add the breadcrumbs and milk. Continue to stir until a smooth and even paste has formed.

Transfer the meatloaf to the baking dish. In a small bowl, mix together the mustard, barbecue sauce, hot sauce, and remaining herbs. Baste the top of your meatloaf with the mixture.

Bake for 1 hour and leave to cool for 15 minutes before serving.

A Valentine’s message to all of my followers

Ahem

For longer than I can remember I’ve been looking for someone like you

Someone with a head like yours and a torso too

Birds sing and you’re gonna pay

THE END

HERE’S SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE

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Aloha! A big thank you to everyone that came out to the “OHANA: A tribute to all things Chris Sanders and TIKI Gallery” at the Art Institute of California, Orange County a couple of weeks ago (6/3/17)… and an extra special thank you to the lovely individual that bought my piece! If you’re reading/seeing this, I didn’t get your name, so please give me a shout so I can properly thank you!

imagine growing up and finding out that there is video of your dad: 

-willingly getting tazed

-drinking an entire bottle of barbecue sauce

-eating part of a 5 lb gummy bear and then vomiting

-drinking almost a gallon of pink milk and then vomiting

-eating 12 lava cakes and then vomiting

-taking over 80 shots of beer and then announcing your mom was pregnant with you to thousands of people

-taking his shirt off and drunk wrestling his coworker/roommate 

Sister Date | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Romance
POV: Reader’s/First Person

A/N: Hi guys! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a write up I’m sorry I just don’t have that much time to write anymore. I remember when I used to post imagines everyday, so sorry but I think I’m gonna be able to write once or twice a week now. But yeah, anyway this was requested and I had fun writing this. Sorry this took so long! Enjoy!

Request:  Could you do an imagine where Zach is confused your at his house bc he knows y'all didn’t make any plans but then you’re like “oh I’m not here for you. I promised may (his sister) that I would take her shopping” and just zach getting all happy that you’re spending time with his sister.

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I knock at the huge front door of the Dempsey’s while straightening out my top. A couple of seconds later and the door swings open and a pleasantly surprised Zach Dempsey stands in front of me. His eyes were opened wide in shock.

“Well this is a nice surprise!” Zach exclaims as he pulls me in for a hug then kisses the crown of my head.

“I thought you were doing something today, babe? What brings you here?” he continues to ask as he takes a piece of hair away from my face and pushes it behind my ear.

“Oh, I’m not here for you.” I reply as I pinch both of his cheeks.

“I’m here for your sister. I promised her that we’ll go out together today.” I add.

“Aww, that’s great babe! I’ll just get changed for a minute and come back down then.” he replies but before he could leave, I grab his wrist and laugh.

“Babe, it’s a girls’ day out. You can’t come.” I tell him and he pouts.

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