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“Maisie, 28 with Stevie please" requested by @vashanatasha
579 words. This is one is very different from the one I posted yesterday lol. Warning: Sexual Innuendos (it seems that I can’t write fluff without innuendos…)

“You’re the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.” 

Originally posted by dailyevanstan

Steve just came back from a long mission and you had missed him dearly. He walked up to you, a cheeky grin spread across his lips as he kept his hands behind his back. You put your hands together in prayer and gave him a quizzical look. Steve chuckled at your nervous impatience and finally showed you what he had been hiding behind his back.

He handed you a small bag filled with pastries from Brussels. The brown paper bag was stained with grease, a good sign that the buttery pastries would satisfy your sweet tooth.

You practically snatched the bag out of his hands and opened it to take a lungful of their delicious smell. Steve tilted his head to the side when you moaned with delight, your eyes rolling back into your skull.

“I thought I was the only one able to make you do that sound.”

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Holiday Apps: Mascarpone Stuffed Dates with Pomegranate and Honey

This time of year is all about holiday entertaining, and we love to make it as simple and festive as possible.

These Mascarpone Stuffed Dates are topped off with walnuts and pomegranate seeds and drizzled with honey. It takes less than 20 minutes to put them altogether. Served warm, I think these are the perfect little “finger” desserts to impress your guests or even to satisfy your own sweet tooth.

And, bonus, it pairs wonderfully with red wine and holiday cocktails.

Here’s how it’s done:

http://www.foolproofliving.com/mascarpone-stuffed-dates/

The Best Vegan Hot Cocoa

(My recipe, my picture)

Is there anything better than a hot chocolate on a cold winter night? I don’t think so. This recipe is vegan and super easy to make, plus it will definitely satisfy your sweet tooth! 

The Best Vegan Hot Cocoa

2 tablespoons of cocoa powder

¼-1/3 cup of white sugar (depending on how sweet you want it to be)

1 ¾ cup oat milk

¼ cup oat milk (to be used separately from other milk)

Cardamon to taste

Directions

Stir together the sugar and the cocoa powder in a pan. Add ¼ cup of the oat milk, and apply heat to the pan to bring the mixture to a low boil stirring constantly. 

Let the mixture boil for a couple of minutes (keep stirring) and then add the rest of the oat milk.

Finish off with a bit of cardamon if you feel like making the chocolate taste more of christmas! 

xx Wilma

“Uh, this ain’t how wrestling works, Sockhead.”

Here’s a completely platonic hug between two completely platonic friends.

Okay I’m done being a smart ass. ;P

Had to make fun of myself a little bit because I apparently can’t go less than 24 hours without drawing these two acting a little questionable around each other. Lmao. It’s not like this stuff doesn’t happen in the show! XD

I also wanted to give you guys some fluff to satisfy your sweet-tooths. I’m a giggly, sappy little bitch, what can I say?!

Its nice to see Eddy looking a little vulnerable, too. Give in to the hugs Eddy. You know you like them. >:)

13 Creamy Smoothies So Good They're Basically Milkshakes in Disguise

When your sweet-tooth cravings hit, smoothies may not be the first option you think of. After all, this cool drink seems more appropriate for breakfast and sounds way too healthy. Milkshakes, on the other hand, are practically irresistible, which is why we searched for smoothie recipes that reflected the texture and taste of a frothy shake. The recipes here look like your favorite milkshakes, there are even vegan options, and they can easily be re-created right in your kitchen.

Lovers of mint chip ice cream will enjoy this Thin Mint smoothie made of spinach, chocolate chips, and Greek yogurt.

It looks and tastes like a vanilla milkshake, but this vegan drink is actually a smoothie. You can quickly satisfy your sweet-tooth craving with this four-ingredient concoction.

For a sweet Summer day treat, a peaches and cream smoothie will hit all the right spots.

A smoothie that tastes like a creamsicle is a win-win situation. Make it for breakfast or as an afternoon snack.

This frothy banana drink will satisfy every fruit-lover’s taste buds.

Full of flavor and richness, an eggnog smoothie works as any postmeal treat.

If you can’t resist Girl Scout cookies, then you definitely won’t be able to step away fromthis smoothie inspired by the classic Samoa and Caramel deLite cookies.

This smoothie has the perfect combo of creamy, sweet, and fruity flavors.

Make your weekend mornings instantly better with a frothy and thick chocolate smoothie. The original recipe is served warm, but it can easily be blended cold too.

You won’t be able to stop making this creamy banana shake-smoothie once you taste its velvety-smooth texture. It’s made with almond butter, but feel free to substitute with peanut butter or your favorite nut butter.

This lightened-up Frappuccino suits every Starbucks-lover.

The mango lassi is tart, slightly sweet, and 100 percent creamy.

A classic tropical drink turns into a fresh and flavorful piña colada smoothie.


Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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Investing and Budgeting those coins ;)

So I made a post about the wardrobe for my plus size babies, but now I want to make a post that is important for all sugar babies and sex workers alike to educate themselves on. The power of investing and budgeting your money. Let’s talk finances (hooray lol). Okay, so you have your allowance or whatever monetary transaction, now what do you do? Well, of course you should treat yourself because shit, you damn well deserve a little glitz and glamour in your life. But after that sweet tooth is satisfied what do you do with your earnings?? 

I am not going to tell you what you should do with every nickel and dime. However, it is extremely important that you make your earnings work for you in the longer term. Pay off any debt, pay your bills on time, improve that credit score, budget your money for the week/month, save, and finally invest. Turn your hobbies or passions into reality. Let the money you receive from these men or women be something that you can comfortably live off with ease in a few years. Be that person who has the ability to hop on a plane at any moment, be able to drop money for any vices, or simply if an emergency arises be able to handle your damn business!!! (This lifestyle is not all glitz and glamour…but I will talk about that again later).

Below I have attached “MY” top 5 go to books that will help equip you with basic and important knowledge about your finances. There are plenty of books out there but these are ones that I often reference because they are easy to follow and provide a lot of practical and step by step guidelines and/or advice. Please educate yourself ladies and gents! The goal is to work smarter not harder. 

-The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Investor

-The Little Book of Common Sense Investing: The Only Way to Guarantee Your Fair Share of Stock Market Returns by John C. Bogle

-The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous & Broke by Suze Orman

-Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill

-The Millionaire Next Door by Thomas J. Stanley and William D. Danko

XOXO,

Tall

Red Grapefruit White Chocolate Blondies

Add some citrus to satisfy your sweet tooth! These blondies are studded with white chocolate and topped with a creamy, sweet red grapefruit frosting. 

SERVINGS: 9

TIME TO TABLE:

10 minutes prep, 25 minutes baking.

INGREDIENTS:
Blondies

½ cup unsalted butter, melted

2/3 cup light brown sugar

1 large egg

¼ teaspoon baking powder

¼ teaspoon salt

1/8 teaspoon baking soda

1 cup unbleached, all-purpose flour

½ cup white chocolate chips

1/3 cup chopped walnuts (optional)

Frosting
¼ cup unsalted butter, softened

2 cups confectioner’s sugar

2 ½ tablespoons juice from a freshly squeeze Paramount Citrus red grapefruit 
Zest of 1 Paramount Citrus red grapefruit

Pinch of salt

PREPARATION
1.  Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease an 8 x 8 inch baking pan with butter or cooking spray.

2. To make the blondies, add the butter and sugar to a medium-size mixing bowl. Stir until smooth, about 1 minute. Stir in the egg.

3. Add the baking powder, salt and baking soda. Stir until all ingredients are combined

4. Add the flour and stir just until a batter forms. Fold in the white chocolate chips and walnuts.

5. Transfer the batter to the prepared baking pan. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes until the edges of the blondies are browned and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Let cool completely.

6. For the frosting, add the butter and confectioner’s sugar to the bowl of a mixer. Mix on medium until the butter begins to combine with the sugar, about 90 seconds.

7. With mixer on medium, add the grapefruit, juice, grapefruit zest and salt. Turn the mixer to high and beat for 1 to 2 minutes, until the frosting is smooth and creamy


8. Frost the blondies, cut into 9 squares and serve.

We are all in a hole. Nobody is ever fully content with themselves. The thought on everybody’s minds is escalation. How can I move up in the world? How can I get to the place I want to be? Hatred, and outward aggression, is a distraction. It’s a problem causer. It’s candy. It satisfies your sweet tooth for a short period of time, but leaves you with nothing but regret. Hold onto the anger and make use of it until it dissipates.
—  Jayme K.