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Have you ever watched a disaster movie and asked yourself, “how does this modern woman facing imminent death in the zombie apocalypse find the time to keep her armpits looking so fresh and hairless?” Perhaps you and your dog have enjoyed a night in with the television on, when you turned to her and asked, “wouldn’t she be more comfortable fighting vampires in yoga pants and a pair of sneakers? Those boots have no arch support!” Or maybe you’ve found yourself screaming in a crowded movie theater, “did the aliens steal all the bras?! Where are all the bras?! Dear Zeus, if you must make these women run for their lives, at least allow them their supportive undergarments!!!”

Whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or just your everyday life, we know Smart Girls like you are out there saving the world!

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It’s a brilliant thing to make the best character — the guy you want to prevail — into the same guy who would leave you adjusting your coat and covering yourself if you shared an elevator with him. The one who looks at your tits for just a second when he asks about that book you’re reading or how your new job is going. Hawkes may be soft spoken and sweet, but he is still very much at home in that room of men. They are all more alike than not.

Once again, Schumer shows she knows how to nail a knotty issue

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The Making of the Democratland Trailer

Disclaimer: Rated D for graphic violence, graphic sex, graphic language, graphic novels on graphite paper - scenes of intense jeopardy involving women, children, innocent rioters and looters at the hands of oppressive police.  Some material may be inappropriate for people with historical knowledge or rational thinking habits.  Children under 14 not admitted without social worker.  Democratland contains no smoking but high taxes on cigarettes and no petroleum products but high taxes on gasoline because compassion defines who we are as a people.  Anonymous government agents will redistribute all charity.  Because tolerance is our primary value, we invite all political opponents to sit down and shut up or be audited by the IRS.  We know what you have to say anyway, since the NSA monitors everything.  Since greed is bad, no gambling is allowed in Democratland, except when the government takes at least 50% of the proceeds.  No edible animals were harmed in the making of this film.  All scenes of fun and enjoyment are obviously fictitious.  Any resemblance to persons, living, dead, or undead is purely intentional. Any resemblance between the words of this video and the trailer for Disney’s Tomorrowland movie is practically verbatim and for purposes of derision only.

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You can see this hilarious sketch by Smart Girl @daralaine on our site! We know that whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or everyday life, you Smarties are out there changing the world by being yourselves 💥 (at amysmartgirls.com)

http://amysmartgirls.com/deleted-scenes-of-women-in-disaster-movies-written-by-men/

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How NOT To Make Someone Vegan

A ridiculous showcase of over-the-top and extreme vegan conversion tactics.  Vegans can be quite passionate about our beliefs and really [ I mean REALLY] want everyone around us to “get it” too.  This can sometimes translate into almost comically bizarre behavior.  While it usually comes from a genuine place, it’s still fun to laugh at ourselves sometimes.  I hope this gives you a giggle.

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How NOT To Make Someone Vegan: http://ctt.ec/qaO0c

Featured Videos/Playlists:

The Vegan Experience Playlist [dealing with social situations/non-vegans/etc]: http://bit.ly/1JqeJtc

SH*T People Say to Vegans: http://bit.ly/1aqih3l

The VEGANIZER: http://bit.ly/1G8LUDo

What Vegans See: http://bit.ly/1F5vM61

Atlas of Prejudice book series, May 2015: Two volumes, five languages, more than 70,000 copies sold worldwide! Pick yours here: www.atlasofprejudice.com

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For the whole history of the West, irony always means that a cultural tendency is dying. A sincere speech, a straightforward speech, is when we’re on the upside of the curve, when an intellectual movement is taking off. After it’s reached that midpoint and we’re on the downside of the bell-curve, that’s when a culture becomes ironic about itself.

Michael Sugrue, Hume, Swift, and the Collapse of Deism

Sad Puppies Review Books: THE LITTLE PRINCE

Sad Puppies Review Books: THE LITTLE PRINCE

The Little Prince

Reviewed by John Z. Upjohn, USMC (Aspired)

What is this fallen world even coming to. First we had science fiction books with stuff that no one cares about in them alongside the spaceships but now the clique of SJW bullies has decreed we must put up with science fiction books that don’t even have the spaceships in them.

The hell with that! I say we break the clique and make it so…

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If what is happening in Baltimore happened in a foreign country, here is how Western media would cover it:

International leaders expressed concern over the rising tide of racism and state violence in America, especially concerning the treatment of ethnic minorities in the country and the corruption in state security forces around the country when handling cases of police brutality. The latest crisis is taking place in Baltimore, Maryland, a once-bustling city on the country’s Eastern Seaboard, where an unarmed man named Freddie Gray died from a severed spine while in police custody.

Black Americans, a minority ethnic group, are killed by state security forces at a rate higher than the white majority population. Young, black American males are 21 times more likely to be shot by police than white American males.

The United Kingdom expressed concern over the troubling turn of events in America in the last several months. The country’s foreign ministry released a statement: “We call on the American regime to rein in the state security agents who have been brutalizing members of America’s ethnic minority groups. The equal application of the rule of law, as well as the respect for human rights of all citizens, black or white, is essential for a healthy democracy.” Britain has always maintained a keen interest in America, a former colony.

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