The Ruruka Andou Song

(psst, this is satire. don’t take this seriously. i kinda like ruruka.)

Somebody once told me that ruruka was a bitch
by betraying her own goddamn fucking friends
so I hope she can still reedem herself, by being nice to others
until the anime finally ends

so the game starts and monokuma appeared out of nowhere
saying we should kill each other and not spare
so I ran with my boyfriend trying to escape
thinking everything will be okay

then seiko came, she tried to kill
so what’s wrong with defending myself?
you’ll never know who I’ll betray next
or am i going to be betrayed next

Hey now, you’re a ruruka, eat my fucking candy
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, i’m not at all shady
and people are trying to find me defendable
because betrayal and murder is totally defendable

i was friends with seiko, but not anymore
because she betrayed me, that goddamn whore
she wasn’t at all my friend and ally
because she says if she doesn’t eat my candy she’ll die

so I tell Izayoi to kill her dead
becasue we know her NG Code, so we don’t dread
did I tell you. that i’m really cunning?
That’s the way I like it and I will never stop being stunning.

Hey now, you’re a ruruka, being selfish, that’s me
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, get your manipulationasy
and people are trying to find me defendable
because betrayal and murder is totally defendable

(instumental)

Hey now, you’re a ruruka, killing my boyfriend,
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, trying not to feel condemned
and people are trying to find me defendable
because betrayal and murder

somebody once found a super secret exit
and then they tried to escape away from this place
I said nope, you should stop
being that’s my NG code
if I die, then I can no longer hoooooooope

well, people call me devil, because I look so mental
but I did it to protect myself, why are they judgemental
doesn’t make sense for me to die
it makes me wonder why do i even try

so I’m gonna kill and i don’t care
if i’m going to despair
i like to betray don’t ya know
i’ll do anything for a little show

Hey now, you’re a ruruka, get your andou on, ruruka
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, you’re a heartless bitch ruruka
and people are trying to find me defendable
because betrayal and murder is totally defendable

and people are trying to find me defendable
because betrayal and murder is totally defendable

Callout Post

This is a callout post for @the Irisco fandom 

1. First of all, where are you guys at? I see you lurking about in the tags, or on your blogs. I have the receipts to prove that this is a fandom.

2. Why aren’t y'all posting in the tags as often?

3. I know people are out there thirsty for some Irisco drabbles, and prompts. Why aren’t we hitting each other up and getting stuff together. C'mon now. 

4. I see y'a reading this post and not messaging me. I see you. And I’m calling you all out. Let’s get it together Irisco fandom. We have possibly more moments in this new season with Cisco and Iris bonding/interacting so let’s get ourselves in formation. 

Tl;dr: Irisco fandom, where you at?

When Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony, he was being a poser. The British wrote the song ‘Yankee Doodle’ to ridicule Americans’ lack of class. The term 'macaroni’ described those sophisticated, worldly, and upper-class people with a stylish sense of fashion, so when that Yankee simpleton (doodle) put some random feather on his hat and called it classy (macaroni), it was just a failed attempt at trying to look cool. Source

qz.com
Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president
He may lack current first lady Michelle Obama’s upper arm strength, but he makes up for it with a nice head of hair.
By Jenni Avins

Tuesday night (July 26), Bill Clinton, the husband of presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, took the stage at the Democratic National Convention to honor his wife’s historic achievement. Bill’s stately-but-approachable appearance and middle-of-the-road fashion choices make him a terrific candidate for the supporting role of first spouse of the United States. (He was also the 42nd president of the United States.)

He may lack current first lady Michelle Obama’s upper arm strength, but he makes up for it with a nice head of hair.

I love that this is a thing. Good job, everybody.

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