newyorker.com
Trump Threatens to Skip Remaining Debates If Hillary Is There - The New Yorker
“Every time I said something, she would say something back,” Trump said of Monday night’s face-off. “It was rigged.”

Rudy Giuliani just made this not-satire.

It is an abuser’s tactic, one I learned of first-hand from my mother: decry any objection to the abuse you render as abuse in turn. Cry you’re being treated unfairly when called out for taking advantage of others. Play the victim when limits are place on your power to oppress.

These are the entitlements of privilege. The presumption of domination, of control, such that any challenge or refusal, having to share stage or goods, feels like punishment, like denial of a birthright, someone is being mean to you.

When in reality your whole life has consisted not just of being mean, but of gratuitous cruelty to others, and doing so with total impunity.  

those gosh darn heckin’ otherkins

Ok. So I was at college right. Where mostly intellectual Humans™ (like me) go. All the leafs were falling from the trees right?? So there were leafs EVERYWHERE. I was just sitting down under a Tree until a person came up to me. They were like…covered in leaves. I was like “o heck”.

Here is an ACTUAL correct truthful story of what they literally said (I was taking notes as they were talking so no lies). We will call the person…Person.

Person: Lol excuse u

Me:  What is it Fellow Human™

Person: wow how dare you? I identify as Otherkins

(At this point, I knew I messed up)

Me: You’re an otehrkins??

Person: Uh…duh?? I identify as a pile of crunchy leafs. Did you not see my clothes??

Me: Uh no need to be rude, I’m just sitting here minding my own humanoid business

Person: Yeah ok you are being rude though. Look where ur sitting. Those r my FAMILY

(I look beneath my butt to see I am sitting on fallen leaves)

Me: lol They’re just leaves

Person: UM NO THEY’RE NOT. How dare you oppress me like this.

That person then yelled at a policeman for standing on a leaf and they got arrested and sent to jail for seven years. Ugh otherkin are just soooo awful. Like comment and subscribble if you agree

 (also yes this is 100% tru no joke)

Hillary Clinton - Ruling Class Victim

Featuring her hit single: Wallstreet Goodguy

And dozens of other instant classics!

-Zero Tolerance
-Wallmart Super Candidate
-Is this line secure?
-Superpredator
-I Put the ‘SOPA’ in ‘TPP’
-Let Bygones Benghazi (Hollow Composure)
-WallStreet Godguy
-50 Suicides and Counting
-Airtime To-Go
-The Weapons Deal
-My “Charity”
-Prison Sponsors
-Obama by the Balls
-Russia is Controlling The Conspiracy Nutjobs (AltRight Rant)
-Electronic Voter
-Fashion Politics
-At Least Im Not Him
-Mass Incarcerator

Bonus Tracks include:

-Taco Bowl
-Fellow Kids
-I’m Not a Crook

When Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony, he was being a poser. The British wrote the song ‘Yankee Doodle’ to ridicule Americans’ lack of class. The term 'macaroni’ described those sophisticated, worldly, and upper-class people with a stylish sense of fashion, so when that Yankee simpleton (doodle) put some random feather on his hat and called it classy (macaroni), it was just a failed attempt at trying to look cool. Source

“Fuck society, you people make me sick. While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.

The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

– Jennifer Aniston, thegoodlordabove.com

qz.com
Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president
He may lack current first lady Michelle Obama’s upper arm strength, but he makes up for it with a nice head of hair.
By Jenni Avins

Tuesday night (July 26), Bill Clinton, the husband of presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, took the stage at the Democratic National Convention to honor his wife’s historic achievement. Bill’s stately-but-approachable appearance and middle-of-the-road fashion choices make him a terrific candidate for the supporting role of first spouse of the United States. (He was also the 42nd president of the United States.)

He may lack current first lady Michelle Obama’s upper arm strength, but he makes up for it with a nice head of hair.

I love that this is a thing. Good job, everybody.

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