Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person that tagged you.
I was tagged by i-create-fandoms, thank you!
What was your:
Last Drink: Coca-Cola
Last Phone Call: an electrician named Jorge
Last text message: My transgender business partner/best friend
Last song you listened to: Better Dayz - 2pac
Last time you cried: “So many blessings while we stressin’, lookin’ for them better dayz.”
Have you ever:
Dated someone twice: Two times
Been cheated on: Not to the best of my knowledge - but probably.
Kissed someone and regretted it: Once or twice
Lost someone special: …Once or twice. Been depressed: Until recently.
Been drunk and thrown up: Many times in the past - hopefully far less in the future.
List 3 favourite colours:
In the last year have you:
Made a new friend: Cemented forgotten friendships… tons of Tumblr friends.
Fallen out of love: NEVER, SADLY
Laughed until you cried: At least once a week
Met someone who changed you: Many who have tried - few did I change for.
Found out someone was talking about you: Mostly good things… mostly.
Kissed anyone on your FB list: Besides my mother?
How many people on your FB friends do you know IRL: Lots - it’s mostly Fam.
Do you have any pets: Not personally - five cat friends in the household
Do you want to change your name: Matthew means Gift from God. So nah.
What did you do for your last b-day party: Got totally drunk and laid, probably.
When did you wake up today: 8ish - got lots of work to do.
What were you doing at midnight last night: Tumblr.
Name something you CANNOT wait for: Our Denver-based MMJ dispensary, The Pineapple Exchange, is ALMOST open - mere weeks away. 8th and Federal - that big blue/green mural building. Hopefully I’ll still have Tumblr time!
Last time you saw your mother: Not long. Maybe two weeks ago.
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could get back all that wasted time spent foolishly wishing I could change things.
That are you listening to rn: Pete Rock and C.L Smooth now. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: You know, now that you mention it, I have no idea!
What’s getting on your nerves rn: Israel Vs Palestine. It’s like - the Pope says it’s cool, so let it go, y’all.
Blood type: O… something. Whichever one’s the universal donor - which is obsolete now because science. My blood type means nothing anymore! What ever shall I do!
Nickname(s): Matt, “Satire”, “Retro”.
Relationship status: Still in love with every woman I have ever met
Zodiac sign: Libra
Favourite TV show(s): Samurai Champloo
Long or short: Too long - needs to be shorter.
Do you have a crush on someone: some of my gas station attendants, some of my grocery clerks, some of my former customers at old jobs, as well as coworkers, one mail-lady, this girl I was behind in traffic today, this girl from 7th grade, like ten girls from high school, you, your girlfriend, possibly your boyfriend too, Taylor Swift (purely lust), Christina Hendricks (now THAT is more than lust), and probably about five more girls that I will encounter today. And David Duchovny.
What do you like about yourself: My determination.
Tattoos: A handful - mostly vaguely biblical artwork. The biggest is the Archangel back-piece - it’s a statue of Michael in Kiev, Ukraine.
Righty or lefty: I write with my right, eat with my right - left for the rest.
First surgery: Almost killed by a dog at about 6 or 7 - they had to stitch my neck back together, and stick my ear back on. Still love dogs. Wasn’t her fault.
First piercing: Had my tongue for about a month - it was NOT good.
First best friend: Josh - first imaginary, then I met a real Josh.
First sport you joined: Karate
First vacation: San Francisco. Got lost - ended up in a gruesome wax torture museum, and I found a human shit laying out on the pier.
First pair of trainers(sneakers): They were DEFINITELY the light-up kind.
Drinking: Need to get water
I’m about to: Write some stuff, probably
Waiting for: the Antichrist.
Want kids: No - but maybe.
Get married: Definitely not - but still maybe.
Career: Legal weed and writing - my two favorite things.
Which is better
Lips or eyes: Depends on the lips and eyes
Hugs or kisses: Depends on the hugs and kisses
Shorter or taller: Depends on the ass and thighs
Older or younger: Also depends on the ass and thighs
Romantic or spontaneous: True romance is supposed to be spontaneous IMO
Sensitive or loud: Both, at times
Hook up or relationship: Hook-up with repeat business.
Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker - definitely.
Have you ever:
Kissed a stranger: One of my top-ten favorite things to do.
Drank hard liquor: Formerly one of my top-ten.
Lost glasses/contacts: Broke a pair once - never lost. Gave up on contacts.
Sex on first date: I tend to date after first sex.
Broke someone’s heart: I’d like to say they broke their own, but… Yes
Been arrested: Only once
Turned someone down: Once or twice!
Cried when someone died: Once or twice.
Fallen for a friend: Once or twice!
Do you believe:
In yourself: Endlessly - as I believe in you.
Miracles: Oil-from-a-statue? Not really. The world still standing is a miracle.
Love at first sight: It’s not always a choice.
Heaven: I believe that our brains can manifest eternity. I once had a dream that I was some sort of Viking warrior. I grew old - I fought in many battles, and I was satisfied. When I awoke, I felt older. My brain - bored with its lack of sensory input - created an entire life that passed before my eyes in 8 hours. Who’s to say that before it shuts down, it can’t give me somewhere to live forever?
Santa Claus: What do you mean “believe in?” ………MOM! IS SANTA REAL?!
Kiss at first date: Again… I’m unlikely to date what I’ve never kissed.
Angels: As in, winged beings? Nah. Positive and negative spiritual energies? Yeah, actually I do. You can say that’s dumb if you want - I respect your opinion. Though I’m pretty sure you can never prove it, and therefore your “rationality” is requiring the same sort of “faith constructs” as my “religion” is. Atheism and theism - two sides of the same coin.
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