o quantus tunc illis mentibus ardor concubitus, quae vox saltante libidine, quantus ille meri Veneris per crura madentia torrens! lenonum ancillas posita Saufeia corona provocat et tollit pendentis praemia coxae, ipsa Medullinae fluctum crisantis adorat.
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“How great is the eagerness for sex in their minds then, what a voice with the desire for dancing, how abundant a torrent of pure lust runs over their moist thighs! Saufeia, with a reward being offered, challenges the brothel-keeper’s slave girls, and she takes the prize for shaking her ass, then she in turn worships the undulating surges of Medullina.”

Juvenal (c.55 - 127 AD) Satire 6.317-322

Juvenal is describing the celebration of Bona Dea (the Good Goddess), which was a female only ceremony.

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Apple App Store Rejects Satirical Clinton Game Deemed 'Offensive,' Despite Dozens Of Anti-Trump Games - Breitbart
Apple has refused to publish a political satire game criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email deletion, after branding the game “offensive."

“Capitol HillAwry,” created by Base 10 Games, describes itself as “a political satirical game where the objective is to collect as much money through email donations as possible while maintaining a decent approval rating in the polls”.

Once you have booted up your server you will begin to receive various emails and spam. It is your objective to delete any confidential information off of the server by swiping the emails to the right. Removing confidential emails will improve your poll rating. You will also receive political donor emails, which will help earn you money. Be sure to swipe those to the left to respond. The more donations you take, the more your poll rating will go down and if you do nothing with the emails, they will eventually expire and have consequences.

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Despite labeling the Clinton email satire game as “mean spirited” and “offensive”, dozens of anti-Donald Trump games can be seen on the app store featuring highly graphic content.

“Trump Dump” is a game where the Republican presidential candidate is literally portrayed as a giant lump of faeces, and it’s been downloaded over a million times.

“Dump on Trump Twisty Wheel Edition” and “Dump on Trump Bird” are also published on the store, both featuring Trump being coated in bodily fluids one way or another.

A game featuring Trump where you have to avoid being pelted by fruit, and another app where you can punch the presidential candidate in the face are also available to download.

When Someone Calls Me A Feminist
  • Me:*sighs*
  • Me:*slams down phone with tumblr open* woW I am so offEnded because I don't want to be treated like garbage I must hate all men and think woman are superior in every single aspect. I'm now going to throw bras at you and talk about how horrible society is to women and how men can't get raped.
  • Person:...
  • Me:brb I'm gonna go collect my period blood while I free bleed because men created tampons so women can rape themselves
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Vic Berger and Tim Heidecker’s epic RNC special is terrifying and hilarious (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/147607693726/vic-bergers-hilarious-edit-of-donald-trump)

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Look What I Found: A Hilarious Anti-Anime Christian Blog

I just so happened to stumble across this lovely little blog while browsing the Interweb, which apparently features a ragtag group of fundie moderators, who are not only United in their position as christian mothers, but also in their stance against anime for some reason. While this blog may simply seem like it’s meant to be a satirical or parody blog, upon further investigation, I found it to be just the opposite as they seem to be 100% sincere in their beliefs (however ludacris they may be). Scrolling through their ridiculous post feed, the authors seem to express their religious aversion to anime by means of positing that anime is inherently evil and of the devil, (because you know JESUS , the Bible and SATAN you guys !) In actuality, their reasoning is bit more complex then the oversimplified hyberhole of their logic (though in all honestly, that’s what it seems to all really boil down to do). They express their distaste for our beloved medium by trying to argue that manga/ anime is an evil/ Satanic form of entertainment as its a hotbed for promoting sin and youth corruption (without actually elaborating as to why they believe what they do and let’s be honest most of what they think is properly bull anyway.) Some of the mothers (with one mod in particular) really want to see this form of animation that we all love so dearly eradicated from this very earth (which is not only impossible , but also a complete and utter waste of time).

But hey if you’re reading this , keep fighting the not-so-good fight ladies!

Thoughts on this? Did you find their blog to be just as amusing as much I did?

@nalu-natic @sheakia-solo @nalufever

@wildrhov @wildest-dreams-at-midnight @sshingekinofairytaill @constellunaa

Note: As Leafy(ishere) would say: Please don’t go out of your way to witchhunt or actually harass these people, as I only shared this so we could all have a laugh together and I mean no them no real harm. They have freedom of speech but so do we. I’m also aware that not all Christians are like them and that like the non-militants of Islam, there does seem a decent number of non-militants who happen to be Christian and are really awesome, kind or decent people (Vic Mignogna being one of them! 😁) The religion does also seem to attract a lot of idiots and assholes though (like certain other religions).

On a side note, should I remove their tag? I mentioned them as they might as well know who wrote a response to them.

It’s official - senior figures in the Democratic Party have been colluding to throw the result of the Presidential Primary from the get-go, because their Wall Street backers are terrified of pro-working-class candidates achieving high office.

I mean, of course, for them It’s Tricky - electoral fraud is hard to pull off. Bernie can’t help it if he has to Walk This Way to publicise socialist ideas! But, you know, as Hillary said to Latino Americans as she voted for the TTP and asset stripped Puerto Rico, It’s Like That.

Reblog if you think we need a party for the millions, not the millionaires!