satans helper

anonymous asked:

Your very welcome Satan. Good to meet you. I am Turdilla. Queen of assholes and sarcasm. Call me if you need soneone to be sassy and/or salty af. Now. All hail Prince Trash- I mean, Prince Lotor and his helper Satan, aka Poof.

Her blonde curls sways with her body, while she bounces her pointer finger against her lip. She’s thinking plotting of what fun to do first. Nothing is off limits for the shifter. Her darkest desires are practically screaming to her, begging to be first on her agenda. As she thinks her decision over, she couldn’t help but nibble at the bottom of her lip.

As she hears another approaching, instincts tell her to turn. Her eyes just light up, expecting the person to join in on her excitement. ❝This place,❞ Paige beams, tone done proving her approval, ❝..it’s so liberating…!❞

anonymous asked:

scenarios about hibari doing weird things on special occasions,,, like wearing santa hat and bringing bag of presents and at school he just slams the door with his foot and throws the present to 'notable herbivores' and just walks away searching for the next prey?? pretty please

Christmas:

•Instead of Santa,it’s more like Satan

•Wears entire Santa outfit and beats people who touch his fake beard

•Threatens Tsuna to dress up as an elf

•ALL HIS MINIONS ARE SATANS LITTLE HELPERS

•hE tHInkS iTs nOrMAl

•He doesn’t “hand” presents out

•He throws them at everyone making sure that at least one leaves a bruise

•There is no such thing as a bad gift according to Hibari

•That smashed pineapple Mukuro got seems to disagree-

•tries not to fight others-

•I repeat “tries”

•I’m sure he burns all the mistletoe

•hE GeTs HiBIrD a LiTtLe sAnTa HaT

•ofmdnnfdje Im convinced he teaches Hibird Christmas songs.

The one place in Europe where grimoires did feature prominently in the witch trials was Iceland. Around 134 trials are known to have occurred in this former Danish territory, and nearly a third of them involved grimoires, written spells, or runes and symbols derived from them.104 Those fortunate enough not be executed were flogged while the pages of their magic manuscripts were burned under their noses. As surviving examples from the period show, the grimoires being used in this northern outpost of European culture consisted of a very distinctive blend of Continental magic, with borrowings from Solomonic texts and the like, and the Nordic runic tradition. There are even some references to Norse pagan deities. Take, for example, the runic farting spell found in a seventeenth-century galdrabo´k or grimoire that had evidently passed through several generations. It instructed the reader to write a series of runic symbols in blood on white calfskin, which

are to afflict your belly with great shitting and shooting pains, and all these may afflict your belly with very great farting. May your bones split asunder, may your guts burst, may your farting never stop, neither day nor night. May you become as weak as the fiend, Loki, who was snared by all the gods. In your mightiest name Lord God, Spirit, Creator, Odinn, þor, Savior, Freyr, Freyja, Oper, Satan, Beelzebub, helper, mighty God, you who protect your followers Uteos, Morss, Nokte, Vitales.

Text and Translation: Owen Davies, Grimoires: A History of Magic Books

Photo: Farting Spell from a 17th Century grimoire in Antikvarisk – Topografiska Arkivet, Stockholm in Angurgapi by Magnus Rafnsson.

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HAVE ALL THE BEAUTIES AT ONCE

It’s really long because once I started i couldn’t stop. Please forgive me.

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