NEW SATANIC TATTOO!!!
See this? This proclaims me in league with the ultimate darkness!
This tattoo is the Ancient Sigil of Satanicus, Conqueror. According to my tattoo artist, this dark symbol guarantees me passage into the occult wisdom of Asmodeus and enlists me in the army that will conquer God and his Son!
Most people, even hardened Satanists, are too scared to get this tattoo because it grants your soul to the devil but it also grants you wealth and glory in life! So wicked is this tattoo that in the 1600s they would kill you just for naming it. Now, I listen to a lot of Black Metal so I know what I’m talking about when I say that this obscure, unseen symbol of demonic glory and eternal hatred strikes fear into most who see it. I’m almost sorry for showing it to you without warning but hey, this is the internet, you gotta be ready for anything.
So cower in fear, mortals and fools! My dark wrath will outlive you all for I am encrusted with the visage of pure evil, an image so destructive to the human mind that my tattoo artist was laughing as I left, it had surely driven him insane!
HAIL THE BEAST! HAIL SATANICUS! FEAR ME AND MY EVIL!!!