satanic-cult

  • James: Hey where's Sirius?
  • Peter: With Remus
  • James: Why are they always together?
  • Peter: I have a theory
  • James: What?
  • Peter: Remus and Sirius...are in a satanic cult
  • James: ..That's brilliant, Pete!
  • *Sirius and Remus walk in*
  • James: I am a Christian, you heathens!
  • *James and Peter run off*
  • Sirius: *turns to Remus* What was that about?
  • Remus: *shrugs* Dunno. Wanna go snog?
  • Sirius: Remmie, the day I say no to that question is the day I die