satan will you braid my hair

Imagine Lines!

So to really get my blog started I thought I’d make a list of these which I always see floating around Tumblr. Just throw me a number or two or three and a fandom or two or three from my list and maybe some extra direction if you’d like and I’ll make a steamy brand-spanking-new fic just for you! Feel free to use these if you’d like, there were just off the top of my head. Just make sure to give credit where credit is due :)

And without further adieu, here they are!

1. “Stop poking me or I swear I’m gonna- Hey!”

2. “Gimme an hour, tops.”

3. “This is not how you propose to someone.”

4. “Why are we running?”

5. “I’m not going in there.”

6. “This is not the time for a selfie!”

7. “Fine, we’ll stop at the playground, but only for a couple minutes!”

8. “You can’t rollerblade everywhere.”

9. “We can’t go trick-or-treating. Besides, it’s not even Halloween.”

10. “I’m not dead! Yet.”

11. “You ate ALL the cookie dough?”

12. “You still play with Barbies?”

13. “Please say yes.”

14. “Since when can you see the future?”

15. “So, why are you on the roof?”

16. “Goodbye.”

17. “So, uh… Did you hear about Pluto?”

18. “Race ‘ya.”

19. “How’d you manage to do that?”

20. “Want me to kiss-it-make-it-better?”

21. “Slap me in the face.”

22. “You braided his hair?”

23. “Just kiss me now and ask questions later.”

24. “Oh. Hell. No”

25. “That’s my girl.”

26. “That’s my boy.”

27. “Which one of you put dye in my shampoo?”

28. “Please, just get out of the tree.”

29. “I’m sorry, what did you just say to me?”

30. “Don’t come anywhere near me.”

31. “We’re done. I’m done. Everything’s done.”

32.“That can’t be real.”

33. “Wait, you are jealous!”

34. “Sing for me. Pretty please?”

35. “Kids these days and their satanic electro music.”

36. “You’re gonna be my girlfriend and I’m not taking no for an answer.”

37. “I think I saw a bad romance movie that was exactly like this.”

38. “How do girls even walk in those things? Do they all have death wishes?”

39. “Bucket list: done.”

40. “I’m famous on the internet.”

41. “Give it back.”

42. “Really? Anime?”

43.“You need to sleep.”

44. “Out of all the times to faint, you had to pick now?”

45. “Fine. You are a princess.”

46. “Okay, okay. We’ll do it your way.”

47. “Your pain is just too entertaining.”

48. “I didn’t think it was that important.”

49. “I never want to see another cat in my life.”

50. “You’re kidding, right?”

51. “I was a cheerleader in highschool.”

52. “Didn’t know you were into arts and crafts.”

53. “Your taste in music repels me.”

54. “You’re late.”

55. “Morning, sexy.”

56. “What the hell happened to your face!?”

57. “Trust me, I’m panicking on the inside”

58. “It’s been years.”

59. “So what’s your secret?”

60. “Leave it to the professionals, honey.”

61. “C’mon, just one more.”

62. “Told ‘ya this would happen.”

63. “1, 2, 3, Jump!”

64. “Roadtrip!”

65. “You’re not my sister. You’re way too pretty to be a part of this family.”

And there we go! And to the jawn that requested the panic! fic, you are not forgotten, lovely :). 

Things Liam can do to asuage boredom instead of whatever the fuck he's doing on Insta right now
  1. Leak the album
  2. Make a music video for Steal My Girl on his iPhone that becomes more popular than Ben Winston’s
  3. Reply to tweets from gay pornstars
  4. Buy expensive shoes and jewellery for broke student fans
  5. Marathon 1D X Factor videos and live-tweet his thoughts (the drunker, the better)
  6. Make Big Payno remixes of 1D’s entire catalogue (bonus points for a mashup of ‘Anaconda’ and ‘My Humps’ dedicated to Louis)
  7. Braid Harry’s hair
  8. Start a charity
  9. Smell Niall’s armpits again, why the hell not
  10. My homework 
  11. Zayn
  12. Play the entirety of “Four” backwards and report Satanic messages
  13. Read Larry smut
  14. Prank call Obama