satan kitten

Cats

Non-cat person: I hate cats, cats are like Satan.

Me, a cat person: Yeah, Satan loves lay in the sunlight and dream while his wittle feet run in place like he’s chasing mice or somethin. Satan also loves to walk up to you and sniff your face and give you little kisses.

And one of the cutest wittle things he does is hold on tightly to your chest with his tiny paws while you’re lying down and tuck his wittle head under your chin and pur. And then you can’t move so you just fall asleep with wittle Satan.

He also loves to play with feathers and balls and if you’re wearing a hat, he might get curious and try to snatch it off. And if it’s wool, it might get stuck to his claws and he just tries to shake it off, extremely confused.

Non-cat person: What?

Me: If cats really are like Satan, then idk what your problem with Satan is.