satan is alive

God x Satan Headcanons

Didn’t we say that God made us just like him..?

@jasonblossomsghost this is the best post I have ever made

(No haters please..? If you can’t have fun, don’t come)

- God is a Ravenclaw

- Satan is a Slytherin

(Jesus is a Hufflepuff)

- God low key likes going to hell cause let’s be real, spas and saunas are there and they are the most awesome spas and saunas in the whole universe

- God ships Jarchie

- Satan is still working on what “ships” mean.

- Both Angels and Demons ship Sod (the shipname for God x Satan) and they are still alive cause God and Satan still don’t understand what Sod means

- God and Satan have that frenemy vibe a bit like Reghead. They totally have a crush on each other but they both have too much pride to make a move.

- God cried when he watched the Titanic Sink.

- God died of sorrow when he watched the movie Titanic.

- God is blessing the creator of Netflix every single day.

- Satan is super bitchy and mean the first time you meet him but can become your bestfriend easily if you know how to befriend him.

- Both Satan and God hate Hitler so damn much.

- Satan’s favorite movie is Avatar cause there actually is Aliens far away from us that looks like them

- God is a feminist

- Satan is pro-choice

- Satan hates Abraham but loves Jesus even if he doesn’t want to admit it

- Satan has a Teddy Bear and cries while holding it every time we say he’s evil.

- God loves mythology.

- Extremism makes God uncomfortable.

- God had a lot of crushes on religious sisters that were married to him and is honestly ashamed.

- God is bordeline selfish cause he likes when great people die and he gets to hang out with them in paradise.

- Satan went to paradise once, he needed butter.

- Demons love calling Satan “Santa” at Christmas.

- Angels love calling God “Dog”.

- Satan sends a lot of annoying people to paradise and God hates that.

- God didn’t think humans could be this amazing.

- Satan didn’t think humans could be this horrible.

- But nonetheless, both of them love us.

If malice, hatred and poor intentions towards others are deep-seated in your heart, then no amounts of superficial prayers and places of worship are going to save you from the depths of what they call a ‘hot frying pan where satan boils you alive’.
—  you don’t even care about your own god, you only care about going to heaven // .a.c.
FF

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