sassy-lil-shits

Okay, but imagine

like, what if Hawk Moth didn’t become active until a couple years later? And if Adrien was denied the chance to go to public school?

HEADCANON TIME

  • Adrien, so sheltered and lacking the freedom that going to school and being Chat Noir gives him, eventually *GASP* rebels against his father.
  • Featuring Adrien, A Little Punk Shit Who Pretends to Be a Bad Boy (but he’s still so soft and smol on the inside like-). He quits modeling and does literally whatever he can to get his dad’s attention. And he gets a bajillion times the media attention because what’s even more interesting than our sweet, perfect, golden boy is an ex-sweet, perfect, golden boy that is now so flirtatious and always gets caught sneaking into places he shouldn’t and secretly wears eyeliner to look like Jagged Stone even though his perfect hair still makes him look like he belongs in One Direction just-

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UPDATED: okay, maybe there might be some SPOILERS for anyone that hasn’t read ACOMAF - you’ve been warned.

Anyway, I wanted to share with everyone a list I made while reading ACOMAF. The list is made up of pages/chapters/certain parts of the book that are my fave or made me feel some type of way.

Hope you enjoy! If you have any fave parts or chapters please feel free to add onto the post!! I’d love to see what your fave parts are!


  • Page 49: Feyre being a sassy lil shit and throwing her shoe at Rhys’ head lmao.
  • Page 62: The whole page but mostly, “You look absolutely delicious today, Feyre.”😩😂
  • Page 95: “We’re not finished with this meal” - Tamlin “Oh, get over yourself” - Feyre // I love Feyre, I really do.😂
  • Page 192: “If that day comes, I’ll find a way to break the spell on Amren and unleash her on the world. And ask her to end me first.” - Rhys about Amren
  • Page 289: When Feyre hears the music and realizes that Rhys had sent that music to her in the prison (ACOTAR). “Because you were breaking. And I couldn’t find another way to save you.” - Rhysand // also the way he “ruins” the moment with his comment about the Weaver.
  • Pages 290-291: When they’re exchanging notes. MAKES ME GIDDY AF FAM 😍 // “Lick you where, exactly?” - Feyre “Wherever you want to lick me, Feyre. I’d like to start with ‘Everywhere’ but I can choose, if necessary.” - Rhysand
  • Page 299: When Azriel and Cassian have to stop themselves from laughing so hard when Feyre makes a comment about being surprised that there aren’t more mirrors in the house for Rhys to look at himself.
  • Pages 335-337: The little argument Rhys and Feyre have because they’re jealous of the time they spent with Cresseida and Tarquin apart. And then my little heart broke when Rhys basically said he was jealous and wanted to be someone Feyre could easily fall in love with and smile at. okay bye, I’m gonna go cry. 😭 // “To the people who look at the stars and wish, Rhys.” - Feyre “To the stars who listen and the dreams that are answered.” - Rhysand
  • Pages 365-367: Rhysand not being playful with Feyre and Feyre wanting him to be his old flirtatious self. The “lacy little unmentionables” talk. 
  • Page 374: When we find out the meaning of the tattooed stars and mountains on Rhys’ knees, “That I will bow to no one and nothing but my crown.” - Rhys “So dramatic.” - Feyre // Feyre bringing lambs blood to Amren and, “You––oh, I like you.” - Amren
  • Pages 399-401: “Amren and Mor told me that the span of an Illyrian male’s wings says a lot about the size of … other parts.” - Feyre // “They also said that Azriel’s wings are the biggest.” - Feyre // Rhys teasing Feyre about being this big badass but “a little free fall makes you scream?” and Feyre’s response of course, “I’ll leave you to rot the next time you have a nightmare.” // The whole wing talk on the bottom of page 400 and all of 401.
  • Pages 413-416: FEYRE SITTING ON RHYS’ LAP GOODNESS GRACIOUS HAVE MERCY ON ME. 😩 // “You are good, Rhys. You are kind. This mask does not scare me. I see you beneath it. “ - Feyre to Rhys.
  • Pages 420-422: Rhys feeling horrible for acting a certain way to his court in front of Feyre (the whole act of him being this high lord). Rhys not wanting her to compare him to Tamlin. WHEN FEYRE CROSSES THE LINE AND HURTS RHYS’ FEELINGS.
  • Pages 426-427: “When Rhys came back, after Amarantha, he was a ghost. He pretended he wasn’t, but he was. You made him come alive again. “ - Amren to Feyre about Rhys. // Amren saying that Rhys thinks he’s the villain. And Feyre saying. “But I forgot to tell him, that the villain is usually the person who locks up the maiden and throws away the key.” “He was the one who let me out.”
  • Pages 437-440: Starfall. Starfall. STARFALL. Rhys laughing. Feyre laughing. Glowing lovebirds. Feyre PAINTING AGAIN. FEYRE PAINTING ON RHYS. FEYRE GIVING RHYS A SMILE. // “You’re exquisite.” - Rhys to Feyre // FEYRE AND RHYS DANCING OH GOD IM CRY
  • Pages 462-463: FEYRE GETTING HER DAMN WINGS WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME. RHYS RUNNING A FINGER DOWN ONE OF HER WINGS AND “You look good with wings.” FUCK ME UP
  • Pages 470-475: FEYRE AND RHYS SHARING A BED AND THE INTIMACY GOODBYEEEEE IM DEAD. 😍😍😍
  • Pages 487-488: Feyre telling Rhys about what she used to paint for her sisters while pulling the ash arrows out of his wings. // “What did you paint for yourself?” - Rhys “I painted the night sky.” - Feyre // “I was looking for you, too.” Rhys to Feyre 
  • Pages 492-496: mate. mate. maTe. MATE. MAAAAATE.
  • Chapter 54: It honestly breaks my heart. I reread this and cried because Rhys is known to be so vicious but he does certain things to protect the ones he loves and he’s been through so much and he was raped over and over to keep Velaris protected. To keep his squad and HIS PEOPLE AWAY FROM AMARANTHA. // “But then she snapped your neck.” Tears rolled down his face. “And I felt you die,” he whispered.
  • CHAPTER 55: 😍😍😍😍😍 Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT. OKAY. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY MUCH. JUST “CHAPTER 55″ AND WE’RE LIKE OHHHHHHMYYYGAAAAAWD. “I want my own Rhysand.” - me // Bless you SJM.
  • Pages 544-546: “Feyre doesn’t look too tired. Maybe she could give me a ride––” - Cassian 😂 // “Welcome to the family, Feyre.” - Mor // “We will serve and protect.” - Amren // THE WHOLE FAMILY VIBE MAAAAN
  • Page 552: RHYS’ LOVE LETTER ABOUT FEYRE
  • Pages 557-558: Feyre trying to get rid of Cassian and Azriel bc she doesn’t need protection lol. Feyre and Rhys exchanging notes 😌
  • Page 571: “Feyre Cursebreaker, the Defender of the Rainbow.” - Rhys to Feyre after the attack in Velaris.
  • Pages 574-575: Rhys hating and blaming himself for what happened to Velaris. // “I don’t deserve you.” - Rhys “We deserve each other. And we deserve to be happy.” Feyre
  • Pages 577-579: “You might be my mate, but you remain your own person. You decide your fate––your choices. Not me. You chose yesterday. You choose everyday. Forever.” - Rhys to Feyre // Feyre and Rhys deciding which room to take together. // THE WEDDING RING GOSH DANGIT.
  • Page 581: “With my life, High Lord. I’ll protect her with my life.” Cassian to Rhys before they go to Hybern
  • Page 608: NESTA. ELAIN. LUCIEN. ELAIN AND LUCIEN. MATES LMAO BUT AWW BBY LUCIEN HE MUST BE PROTECTED.
  • Pages 620-621: When Rhys breaks the news to the squad that Feyre is High Lady of the Night Court.
Bite Me (Oneshot)

AN: Soooo guess who’s not dead? Yeah, sorry guys. I started my Senior year and everything just went to hell from there. Fortunately, I’m graduating next month and I won’t be starting college until the Fall, so guess who has more free time soon!? Anyways, I started a new request, but then remembered I had this one already started and almost done. So I finished it real quick and I’m posting it as a sort of apology for being so inactive. I hope this one is to your liking, anon!

Prompt:  Hi! Can you do a Bucky x reader where they kinda have a love/hate relationship and one day they are arguing and the reader is like “bite me” to Bucky and he’s like okay and leaves a bunch of hickeys on her. And then like the next day while them and the avengers are chilling Steve see’s the marks and is like the hell? And Bucky appears and is like she said bite me so I did. Sorry if this is confusing and thank you so much!!

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, teasing, angry/horny Bucky, heavy kissing, hickeys, no smut tho.

Gif not mine


The relationship between you and Bucky was friendly but at the same time… strained. At times the both of you would get along and sometimes actually hang out. Other times you would be at each other’s throats. This obviously was driving the team crazy since they never knew what mood the two of you would be in. However, everything finally came to a head one evening after a particularly stressful mission.

“Hey, Y/N, have you seen my-” Bucky was cut off as soon as he walked into the bathroom connected to your room and saw you. He narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms over his broad chest.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any Hamlaf headcanons?

HamLaf: Sassy lil assholes

  • Shit talking in French with only a few who can understand them (Thomas and Angelica)
  • Passive Aggressive vs. Straight up Aggressive
  • “You shouldn’t do that” “Shut up I know what I’m– *something breaks*” “mm yes, you have this, mon cher” 
  • Hour long make out sessions in any corner of any place
  • Laf overwhelms Hamilton with compliments and feeds his ego
  • Ham melts when Laf strokes his hair and back whispering “petite lion” to him
  • Play wrestling, Laf usually lets Alexander win
  • Laf is usually Alexander’s escape route whenever he hatches a plan
  • Their relationship is built on 50% playful fights and 50% French kisses
BTS as Fathers Would Include: Jin

Fatherhood BTS Series

Originally posted by bwipsul

  • his children would always be in the latest fashion
  • “repeat after me, Jin is the best BTS member”
  • probably would run around with the baby in the air yelling “MY BABY IS BETTER THAN YOUR’S” to your friends’ and members’ children
  • probably giving you a heart attack along the way
  • waking up when the baby cried so you don’t have to

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henry tilney is the most underrated austen hero ever i mean look at this sassy lil shit

and can we talk about the fact that he’s actually kind and considerate to catherine

i mean, i love darcy and knightley but you have to admit they can be preachy af

tilney is just a big sassy adorable ball of regency fluff

anonymous asked:

Vik, you are unnecessarly adorable. I bet you ten bucks that you're a sassy lil shit and the cure to cancer by adorablness that baby animals have. LOVE your hair!

He says thank you xD Also he’s a bit too shy to be sassy, he stutters when he’s nervous. But, you know, even Vik has his sassy moments xD And he’s intelligent so his retorts are always the wittiest ;)

mixberkaan  asked:

Do I even need to specify :p

If you guys are interested in some Valentine’s headcanons or drabbles shoot me an ask with your ships, situations, and which one you want ✌ 

You’re lucky I know you ε-(‘ヘ´○)┓

“Akaashi,” Bokuto whimpered, lips wobbling as he wrung his hands nervously, careless of the dislocated finger Akaashi had buddy taped the day before. “Akaashi, I’m sorry… I-” He shook his head, gestured to the icing and cake smeared down the front of Akaashi’s uniform. “I messed up!”

“No, you didn’t,” Akaashi said softly as he dabbed at the icing with a damp napkin. But despite his quiet protest the pathetic sniffles that Bokuto couldn’t constrain echoed in the bathroom as his hands fluttered, uncertain whether to help or not. Akaashi sighed and set the napkin aside as he inspected his clothes. This shirt is a lost cause, and I’ll have to get the jacket dry cleaned. It could be worse I suppose.

“Akaashi…”

His stomach twisted, the raw grief sharper in Bokuto’s crackling voice, and his head snapped up. Tears spilled down Bokuto’s cheeks as he tugged on his hair, shaking, barely holding back sobs. “I ruined it,” he blubbered, shaking his head. “I ruined Valentine’s Day!”

“No, no, Bokuto, you-”

“I-I dumped your cake all over you! Now you’re all dirty!”

“Bokuto, it’s okay, it’s just a cake, I can get my uniform-”

“I crushed your flowers! I d-don’t even know how.”

“Bokuto, it’s okay, I-” 

“I burned your chocolates and-”

“Koutarou!”

Bokuto’s mouth dropped open and stayed there, tears still slipping down his cheeks as his ridiculously wide eyes fixed on Akaashi finally. The second year sighed quietly and raked his fingers through his hair before he stepped in and cupped those flushed cheeks. “Bokuto,” he murmured, “It’s okay. I promise. Accidents happen. I’m not going to think less of you just because some things went wrong.”

“Oh,” Bokuto whispered with a sniffle.

Akaashi smiled faintly, dragged a thumb across those tear tracks. “Just buy me a lot of onigiri tonight and you’ll be fine.”

Bokuto’s eyes lit up and he grabbed at Akaashi’s hands, bouncing in place. “I can do that! I’ll definitely do that! I’ll buy you so many that your hands will be full! And meat buns, I’ll buy you those too! Or candy, whatever you want!”

The setter grinned and leaned close, careful to keep distance between their uniforms so he wouldn’t dirty Bokuto’s too. He leaned up onto his toes and pecked his boyfriend on the lips, which made Bokuto grin wildly as he quivered, excited. “That sounds perfect.”

“And can we go on a date this weekend? I promise I’ll bring flowers ‘n stuff, and I won’t mess up this time!”

“Oh, fine.”

Bokuto beamed at him, and Akaashi could feel the tips of his ears burn as warmth filled his chest. He reached out, took one of those callused hands. “Thank you for trying, Bokuto.” His boyfriend just laughed before he leaned down and kissed Akaashi once more.