sassy patrick

day 11: favorite stephanie moment —

for me, her attitude throughout the entire bottle flipping stream will always be something that i’ll look back on and laugh at. she was so sassy the entire time, it was great 👌🏼

edit: i actually learned how to make a gif just for this, are you proud of me? 😊😂
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Sassy Comments on Captain America’s Shield

For anyone who saw his previous Captain America vid I reposted: His name is Patrick William Charlton and he’s hilarious. All of his vines are great, but I especially love his superhero ones lol

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Who is in Control - Part 6

10 years ago, you and Tony Stark met and he adopted you.
Today, you are his heir and the newest member of the Avengers.
Your first mission? Help Bucky Barnes.
Oh boy, you wished things were this simple.

Word counting:  1600+
Notes: Keep in mind: Age of Ultron Never happened here. Gifs are from google or tumblr.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Mutant!Reader
Present characters: Female Reader, Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, OMC Patrick O’Malley
Chapter: 5/??
Chapter name: You Trust Me
Warnings: Semi-nudity (Is it a warning? I don’t know); reader is a bit sassy; telekinesis display; poor Patrick never gives up. It’s an incredibly soft chapter guys, don’t worry. 

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It took almost an hour for Bucky to find Y/N, and she was literally in the middle of the massage Tony had scheduled the previous night.

He came into her room without caring about the guy massaging the woman and sat down on her bed.

“You trust me.” He stated.

Y/N smirked.


They went silent for a while, until she interrupted the masseuse.

“You can go, thank you” She said, wrapping herself in the towel while getting up.

After the man left, she was finally alone with Bucky, who refuse to look in her direction, and didn’t fail to notice he had quite a lot of blood in his cheeks.  

“We’re going shopping, so we can buy you new clothes.” She told him. “Half of your clothes are from Steve, and the other half are older than my father. The only exception is your uniform, and you hardly ever wear it.”

He wasn’t looking at her, so she grabbed his chin and fixed his piercing eyes on hers.

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“I won’t bite you if you look at me, Bucky.”

He stood up and walked away, leaving the Stark alone, and she sighed.

“J.A.R.V.I.S.” She called, letting the towel fall.  

“Yes, miss?”

“I’m leaving in 30 minutes.” She told him. “I’d like my car to be ready.”

“Which one would you like?”

“Pick your favorite.”

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anonymous asked:

personally dom patrick isnt a problem to me so much as the people that write it? like if it's well written it can be cute, patrick did have a bossy lowkey asshole side to him that i dont think is mentioned often in fics, but like... people write it in such horrible ways, and it sucks... i mean, i think the whole who tops and who bottoms fight is a bit ridiculous in and of itself, but still

i dont wanna get in top/bottom or dom/sub discourse because it’s 2017!! Not Today Satan!
idk it’s just a personal preference that i don’t like reading patrick as someone who hurts someone, is intentionally mean to someone, or is controlling over something other than music

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