sassy juliet

This is Larry. He is about to sacrifice his life for an undercover cop he barely knows. This fate could have been avoided IF he had a sassy ace friend.
  • Mr. Pink: What are you doing, what are you doing, what the fuck are you doing?
  • Mr. White: I love him!
  • Mr. Pink: You love him? You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down, crazy, slow down.
  • Mr. White: Love makes you crazy.
  • Mr. Pink: Yeah I would say so. "You push that woman-man thing too long and it gets to you after a while." Translation: "Queer! Queer! I am really queer! Are there any twinks on my heist?" Orange killed Blonde with a gun.
  • Mr. White: Blonde tortured the cop and threatened to kill us--
  • Mr. Pink: SAVE IT PATTY HEARST I'M NOT BUYING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME TODAY THANK YOU.
  • Mr. White: I'm a grown man!
  • Mr. Pink: I think your 14 and you're an idiot. You told Orange your name and where you're from. Look at your life, look at your choices - have you even slept with this guy?
  • Mr. White: I DID.
  • Mr. Pink: ...[groans, face palms]