sassy germany

The Olympics have officially become the rest of the world’s passive aggressive attacks towards all of the Anti-LGBTQ policies of Russia. 

And Germany’s sass cannot be contained. 

Waking up
  • 2p Germany: Hey Luci, how about you wake up now~
  • 2p Italy: Shut up alarm clock.
  • 2p Germany: I'll make you breakfast~
  • 2p Italy: You may continue alarm clock.
  • 2p Germany: Or we can cuddle a little baby~
  • 2p Italy: *kicks him* sassy alarm clock.
  • 2p Germany: Ah wtf Luci!
  • *In the other room*
  • 2p Spain: What is all this noise?
  • 2p South Italy: Luci's average romantic morning.
The 2Ps as Fairy Tail characters

2P!America: Gray Fullbuster // reason – cool boys who strip, ‘nuff said

2P!China: Lyon Vastia (post time-skip) // reason – chill boys until they see the cute girl and doki doki

2P!England: Eve Tearm // reason – precious angel boys, ‘nuff said

2P!France: Zeref Dragneel // reason – gloomy and misunderstood boys

2P!Russia: Jellal Fernandes // reason – evil turned good ex villain, usually straight-faced

2P!Italy: Sting Eucliffe // reason – overconfident and sassy boys

2P!Germany: Natsu Dragneel // reason – strong and friendly boys

2P!Japan: Rogue Cheney // reason – stoic and quiet boys

2P!Canada: Gajeel Redfox // reason – another ex villain, except isn’t afraid to show a silly side, a great anti hero

2P!Romano: Lucy Heartfilia // reason – feminine and fabulous cuties, ‘nuff said

2P!Austria: Leo the Lion // reason – egotistical yet sweet boys

2P!Prussia: Romeo Conbolt (post time-skip) // reason – emotional and determined boys

when you’re playing with your mates and you notice your bae taking pictures of you