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Heyah guys ! 

This one took me way too long to draw (and i’m not a huge fan of it. The drawings are really meh XD).

The previous “What Should You Watch”:

-Lost [X]    

-Wynonna Earp [X]

-In The Flesh [X]


And once again, if you have questions about the shows or suggestions etc… my ask box is open.

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NONONONONO

ASLDKFJS;L I JUST WATCHED THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF HANNIBAL

THE LAST AND I CANT BELIEVE IT

SO MANY THINGS WERE HAPPENING IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES AND I KNEW IT COULD NEVER END IN A SATISFYING WAY AND I SAW THE CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM FIVE BAZILLION MILES AWAY AND I KEPT WATCHING AND NOW I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING

HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY MANAGE TO GET SHOT AND STABBED AND FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND ASLKFJAS;LK AND THE THING RIGHT BEFORE THEY FELL WAS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IT WAS GLORIOUS AND FRANCIS WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE AND AAAAAAAACKJH

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN 

IS THE NEXT SEASON COMING

I NEED IT

lethesomething  asked:

Hiya! I love you headcanons so far! Could you maybe do some for what Yuri P would be like as he gets older? I hope that's specific enough. What is post-puberty Yurio like? Does he mellow out at all? Does he become a new living legend? Does he become awkwardly tall all of a sudden?

-Definitely goes through a huge growth spurt which only ends at 185cm

-Starts teasing everyone and anyone who ever called him short

-That’ll show them!

-He does get a bit gentler (under the watchful guidance of his parents, Viktor and Yuuri), but the usual sass is still here

-It will never leave, let’s be honest

-Gets even better at skating

-Yeah, definitely the new living legend (Viktor is proud)

-But here’s the thing

-Once he meets (future) s/o, post-puberty Yuri is smitten

-He’s such a fool in love it’s ridiculous

-One ended up in third place during the SP when they came to watch because of how nervous he was

-Of course, he quickly went back to first at the FS, but it was a close call

-Someone help him please

Mitch Marner Ft. Auston Matthews - Nightmare and truth

Could you write something where you’re friends with Mitch Marner so you’re always hanging out with him but you and Auston don’t get along and you’re constantly kinda fighting but one night while you’re staying over, Auston hears you having a nightmare so he comforts you and you two end up snuggling and falling asleep together? (Maybe in the morning Marns gets the wrong idea when he finds you two).





“Ugh why is she here.” Auston said rudely.

“Better question why are YOU here.” You sassed back.

“Because I live here.”

“So does Mitch and I’m his friend so that’s why I’M here.”

“I swear you two just need to have sex.” Mitch said walking in the room.

“EW! Mitch just EW.” You said.

“Why is there a pillow and blanket on the couch?” Auston asked.

“Because I’m sleeping over.” You said.

Auston rolled his eye and made his way up to his room. Auston and you never got along. You were never sure why but you just didn’t. You thought he was a dick, but you also thought he was super cute. You would never let him know that, not with his ego.

Mitch went to bed shortly after Auston came home leaving you alone in the living room. Before you knew it you eye’s began to shut. It felt like only a few seconds when you woke up from your nightmare. Only the clock said elsewise.

“Are you okay?” Auston said standing in front of you.

“Do you always stare at me when I sleep creep.” You said sitting up.

“I came out to get a drink and you were whimper and moving a lot.”

“Oh. I uh…I had a nightmare. It freaked me out a bit.” you said. “Why are you being so nice?

Auston looked a little sick.

“ARE you okay?” You questioned.

“I LIKE YOU.” Auston yelled. It took a minute to reply. Auston Matthews just said he liked you.

“I…might um..like you back.” You said.

“Good.”

“Good.” You smiled.

“So are you okay…from your nightmare?”

“No.”

“Come on, you can sleep with me tonight.” He said pulling you off the couch.

“Smooth Matthews, smooth.”

“What?

“You tell a girl you like her then take her to your ROOM.”

“I do like you and I just meant sleep not have sex. I’m not that much of a dick.” He said.

You said nothing but walked to his room.

“What side?” You asked.

“Huh?” Auston said as he pulled the covers down.

“People tend to have one side they sleep on, and it’s your bed so which side do you sleep on?”

“Oh um I don’t really have one. I just sleep on the one I fall on. You?”

“I sleep by the wall.”

Auston patted the wall side and waited for you to climbed in. Once you two were all comfy you looked at him and said “Did you really mean you liked me? I mean you show it funny.”

“Yeah and I thought you hated me so I hated you back. Do you hate me?” He said placing his arm around you. “Is this okay?”

You laid your head against his chest and said “Perfect. No I don’t hate you I thought you hated me so I did the same. I like you…a lot.”

Auston and you went to sleep with big smiles on your face.

“OH MY GOD! You two actually did it! Gross, I was just kidding!” You heard Mitch yell.

“God Mitch I’m not that easy.” You said getting out of Auston’s arms.

“I hate a nightmare and he was making me feel safe.”

“Mhmmm I wasn’t born yesterday. I knew you two liked each other”. Mitch said

“We might like each other but were not at that stage yet dork.” You said throw Auston’s shoe at Mitch.

Once MItch left the room you laid back down next to Auston.

“I could get use to this every morning.” Auston said cuddling you closer.

“I feel like there might be a lot of mornings like this in the future.” You said resting your head back on his chest.

-Julianne   

Questioning Mika's sexual orientation
  • Ferid: Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself
  • Mika: ...
  • Krul: ...mind your own business, Bathory
  • Ferid: But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long
  • Krul: I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake
  • Ferid: Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?
  • Mika: ..a little
  • Ferid: See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!
  • Krul: ...
  • Ferid: Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥
  • Krul: HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU
  • Ferid: Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him
  • Mika: ...fuck you, Ferid
  • Krul: SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?
  • Ferid: Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -
  • Mika: Yes. I prefer staying with Krul
  • Ferid: *gasps*
  • Krul: HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ferid: MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
  • Mika: ...good
  • Ferid: HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!
  • Krul: Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me
  • Mika: *nods*
  • Krul: ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree
  • Ferid: A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-
  • Krul: For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU
  • Ferid: But why?
  • Krul: Because I don't trust you
  • Ferd: Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?
  • Krul: Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?
  • Mika: What...?
  • Krul: BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE
  • Ferid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?
  • Krul: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL
  • Mika: ...
  • Ferid: LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?
  • Krul: NO HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: YES HE IS
  • Krul: NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?
  • Krul: HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE
  • Ferid: MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!
  • Krul: HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!
  • Mika: ...
  • Mika: *inhales*
  • Mika: I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths
  • Mika: *leaves*
  • Ferid & Krul: ...
  • Ferid: *whispering* He's definitely gay
  • Krul: ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory