• Woman’s Kimono-Style Dressing Gown with Sash.
Japan for the Western market
Date: ca. 1885
Medium: Gown: silk crepe with silk embroidery; sash: silk plain weave with silk embroidery and silk knotted fringe.
When and unstoppable force meats an immovable object.
Saitama from one punch basically one-hit KO’s EVERYONE. In contrast, Wobbuffet has one of the highest HP and Defense stats in Pokemon, and with the move “counter” can deal double the damage an opponent deals to it. You could argue that Saitama would still be able to one-hit KO a wobbuffet…BUT! If wobbuffet had an in game item called the “focus sash” it allows any pokemon to survive a potential KO with 1 hp left. Meaning probable complete destruction of earth, if “counter” is used against Saitama.
Shout out to my best buddy Alex for giving me this idea to work off of.
Okay, but what if Taako took the Gaia sash? I mean he almost did Canonly, Magnus had to stop him. Since you're on the pain train imagine that fight.
Yeah, but Sloane managed to resist the gaia sash for so long without the weird resistance Taako and the boys have, so maybe for a moment Taako would be under the thrall but that would only go so far as putting on the belt, and nothing else:
“Oooh yeah. Use meeee. Yeah that’s good put me on, yeaaah I fit nice, don’t I? You and I are gonna rule this world, we’re gonna be…w-what are you doing?”
“Growing some grapevines. Papa’s gonna transmute some baller wine with these. I wonder if grand-relic grapes are better than regular grapes? They have to be, right? Like…Grand Grapes? Can totally franchise that.”
“I…but…how are you-? Don’t you wanna like…make a huge dust storm? Summon lightning? Overgrow this whole city into an Eden you can rule like a GOD?”
“Nah, not really. I can already do magic just fine on my own. I mean, little zone of truth here, I just put you on ‘cause I like how you match my boots.”
“I regret so many things and I didn’t even know I could even do regret.”