imagine a modern SNK AU where ymir, sasha and historia live together. oh, and ymir is scared of spiders.
ymir is fine with lions and snakes and killer whales, but whenever she sees a spider, she flips the heck out and hides in the bathroom for about twenty minutes.
sasha makes some comment about how fried spiders are considered a delicacy in southeast asia and how she’d like to go there one day to try their cuisine.
historia really couldn’t care less but ymir keeps shouting “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF IT” so eventually she decides to just throw it out the window. only ymir won’t believe it’s gone until she sees its dead corpse, so historia is forced to kill it.
and the message of the story is: ymir is a giant loser and an indirect murderer good job ymir