sasha brause

imagine a modern SNK AU where ymir, sasha and historia live together. oh, and ymir is scared of spiders.

ymir is fine with lions and snakes and killer whales, but whenever she sees a spider, she flips the heck out and hides in the bathroom for about twenty minutes.

sasha makes some comment about how fried spiders are considered a delicacy in southeast asia and how she’d like to go there one day to try their cuisine.

historia really couldn’t care less but ymir keeps shouting “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF IT” so eventually she decides to just throw it out the window. only ymir won’t believe it’s gone until she sees its dead corpse, so historia is forced to kill it.

and the message of the story is: ymir is a giant loser and an indirect murderer good job ymir

CHAPTER 72 OF SNK IS LIFE

like seriously 

can we talk about hanji’s ex-crush on shadis 

and levi pulling more of his toilet humour

SASHA BEING A FOOD HOG AND EATING JEAN

(sasha looks so much like a titan here omfg)

can we talk about mikasa not giving a shit as usual

and eren x connie bromance

and jean being a fucking asshole

THESE TWO AND THEIR FUCKING INSULTS IS2G

omg look at mama levi kicking their bratty asses

did someone say character development??

just look at these stupid kids

#erwin no the kids are staring

BLESS ISAYAMA BLESS

bonus: bertl in a hoodie thing

Snk Headcanon AU.

Ymir, Christa and Sasha are roommates. Connie hates going over to their place to hang out with Sasha because Ymir is the biggest cockblock. She does it just to piss him off.