Ymir wants to propose to Historia, and sought out Sasha for encouragement
  • Ymir:Shit, I'd marry me.
  • Sasha:I know you would, but we're talking about Historia here.
  • Ymir:I'm amazing, I'm charismatic, I can make panties drop by smirking. Hell, I've got a nice body, so they're is no -
  • Sasha:*smacks Ymir upside the head* Okay you big dummy head, I know you're nervous and I was about to lay some facts on you. So shut up.
  • Ymir, glares silently rubbing the back of her head:...
  • Sasha:Thank you. Now, *ahem* Historia loves you Ymir. I've seen it, Mikasa's seen it. Shit most of the world probably knows by now. I dunno why sometimes because you're an asshole, you're clinging which is hilarious, you sometimes smell.
  • Ymir:Oi, asshole I thought this was going to be encouraging!
  • Sasha:If you shut up, I'd finish the thought.
  • Ymir, sighing:...fine, continue.
  • Sasha, looking at Ymir smirking:You sometimes say stupid shit, but she puts up with you out of love. So I don't doubt that she would say yes in a heartbeat. So quit beating yourself up, and ask her.
  • Ymir:Fine, fine. I'm proposing tonight.
  • Sasha:Don't wuss out, I'll ask Mikasa if her roommate came home happy or not. I'll even ask her to question Historia.
  • Ymir, groaning:Gods, you're evil. I hate you.
  • Sasha:Love you too, now get ready to put a ring on Historia!
SNK current situation (at chapter 82)







Light : Alive (at the moment…)
Dark : Deceased
Red : In a huge mess
Gold : Immortal

(I will update this every month and add more (dead) characters soon) 

Lets do a headcount

Eren is pissed and maybe traumatized and can’t shift anymore

Mikasa is still injured and out of ammo

Armin had his skin burnt off of him and fell 50 meters

Jean is injured

Connie is injured

Sasha is fucking knocked out

Bert lost a majority of his limbs

Reiner took a spear to the face. Again.

Hange is immortal

Moblit is probably dead

Levi is running low on ammo

Erwin is still bleeding out/ unknown

Marlo is dead

Really doesnt matter which part of the fandom you’re from, everything is terrible right now

  • Levi:Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Jean:It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Mikasa:Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Eren:My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • Historia:I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Armin:Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Sasha:Guys, could you lighten up a little?
  • Levi:Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Eren:I did. I broke it.
  • Levi:No. No, you didn’t. Sasha?
  • Sasha:Don’t look at me, look at Connie.
  • Connie:What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Sasha:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Connie:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Sasha:Suspicious.
  • Connie:No, it’s not!
  • Armin:If it matters, probably not but… Jean was the last one to use it.
  • Jean:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Armin:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jean:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Armin!
  • Eren:Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Captain.
  • Levi:No. Who broke it?
  • Historia:Captain, Mikasa’s been awfully quiet…
  • Mikasa:Really?!
  • Historia:Yeah, really!
  • (yelling ensues)
  • ...
  • Levi:I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.