Ymir wants to propose to Historia, and sought out Sasha for encouragement
Ymir:Shit, I'd marry me.
Sasha:I know you would, but we're talking about Historia here.
Ymir:I'm amazing, I'm charismatic, I can make panties drop by smirking. Hell, I've got a nice body, so they're is no -
Sasha:*smacks Ymir upside the head* Okay you big dummy head, I know you're nervous and I was about to lay some facts on you. So shut up.
Ymir, glares silently rubbing the back of her head:...
Sasha:Thank you. Now, *ahem* Historia loves you Ymir. I've seen it, Mikasa's seen it. Shit most of the world probably knows by now. I dunno why sometimes because you're an asshole, you're clinging which is hilarious, you sometimes smell.
Ymir:Oi, asshole I thought this was going to be encouraging!
Sasha:If you shut up, I'd finish the thought.
Ymir, sighing:...fine, continue.
Sasha, looking at Ymir smirking:You sometimes say stupid shit, but she puts up with you out of love. So I don't doubt that she would say yes in a heartbeat. So quit beating yourself up, and ask her.
Ymir:Fine, fine. I'm proposing tonight.
Sasha:Don't wuss out, I'll ask Mikasa if her roommate came home happy or not. I'll even ask her to question Historia.
Ymir, groaning:Gods, you're evil. I hate you.
Sasha:Love you too, now get ready to put a ring on Historia!
Levi:Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Eren:I did. I broke it.
Levi:No. No, you didn’t. Sasha?
Sasha:Don’t look at me, look at Connie.
Connie:What?! I didn’t break it!
Sasha:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Connie:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Connie:No, it’s not!
Armin:If it matters, probably not but… Jean was the last one to use it.
Jean:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Armin:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jean:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Armin!
Eren:Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Captain.
Levi:No. Who broke it?
Historia:Captain, Mikasa’s been awfully quiet…
Levi:I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.