anonymous asked:

jasper constantly trying to find the limits of how much she can lift, but it gets her into trouble a lot because you're not really supposed to walk off with yachts and buildings and shit. one time they had to go to wiltshire for a mission, and, without any cultural context to work with, she saw a giant rock and picked it up. it turned out to be the biggest sarsen from stonehenge. everyone freaked out. it was nightime because timezones, so she didn't get caught. lapis thought it was hilarious.

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I’m now laughing

I know this goes without saying, but Stonehenge really was the most incredible accomplishment. It took five hundred men just to pull each sarsen, plus a hundred more to dash around positioning the rollers. Just think about it for a minute. Can you imagine trying to talk six hundred people into helping you drag a fifty-ton stone eighteen miles across the countryside and muscle it into an upright position, and then saying, ‘Right, lads! Another twenty like that, plus some lintels and maybe a couple of dozen nice bluestones from Wales, and we can party!’ Whoever was the person behind Stonehenge was one dickens of a motivator, I’ll tell you that.
—  Bill Bryson, Notes from a Small Island
Huge ritual monument found hidden near Stonehenge

A huge ritual monument which dates from the time of Stonehenge has been discovered hidden under the bank of a nearby stone-age enclosure.

Durrington Walls, a roundish ‘super-henge’ has long puzzled archaeologists because one side is straight while the rest of the structure is curved.

As early as 1810, historian Richard Colt Hoare suggested that its shape had been left ‘much mutilated’ by centuries of agriculture.

But now ground penetrating radar has found that the straight edge is actually aligned over a row of 90 massive standing stones which once stood 15ft high, and formed a c-shaped arena which has not been seen for thousands of years.

The stone line, which curves into a c-shape towards one end, is likely to have marked a ritual procession route, and is thought to date from the same time as the sarsen circle at Stonehenge. Read more.