I was looking up things for my Oboe Reeds, and I stumbled upon a Saxophone forum, and the question was “Is there a double reed for Saxophone?”

Those on the forum argued that, no, there wasn’t, and their defense was that the bore size would make the reed ridiculously big.

I wasn’t buying into that, so I looked into it further, and I found this.

I present to you: the Sarrusophone!

Where is your god now?

Do you even double reed?