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The Signs as my Favourite Men in Literature

*Careful! Contains elements of sarcasm.

Rhett Butler, sexy and sarcastic twat with a heart of gold (literally, because he is that rich) who enjoys making fun of everything and everyone and watching dumb people being dumb // Aries

Originally posted by fitz-and-giggles

brutally honest, handsome, physically strong, sarcastic, selfish, self-confident, drawn by goodness, afraid of rejection, wild behaviour, rebellious, charming, “ungentlemanly”, often amused and seldom serious

Edmond Dantès (Count of Monte Christo), a very decent guy who is imprisoned without any logical reason but manages to break out, starts a spicy campaign to avenge himself upon all the dumbasses who turned him in, becomes rich and powerful, HOT! // Taurus

Originally posted by thesunofdorne

kind, honest, innocent, living by traditional codes, naturally intelligent, honorable, driven by duty, loving, forgiving, later bitter and vengeful, hateful, resourceful, imaginative, protective

Mr. Fitzwiliam Darcy, a snobbish and arrogant jackass who so mercifully decided to propose to Elizabeth “against his better judgement” when he obviously could’ve had every woman in England // Gemini

Originally posted by moreofmatthewmacfadyen

honest, self-confident, feels superior, prideful, arrogant, assuming, sensitive, later easygoing, introverted, great communicating skills, great at analysing and organizing, has own set of values, dismissive, aloof, brave and stubborn, protective, chivalrous

Jay Gatsby, a romantic and gentle flower that is ridiculously obsessed with the past and can’t get over himself, seemingly thinks he’s the nicest guy in the universe and a beast in bed, tbh why would Daisy even look at other men? // Cancer

Originally posted by intangibil

dreamer, restless, delusional, charming, gracious, enigmatic, kind-hearted, determined, wealthy, passionate, dedicated to love, optimistic, energetic, loving, lives in another world, giving, caring, nostalgic

Harry Potter, a dork who needs friends who save him from all the stupid bullshit he attempts to do, he wouldn’t even have managed to get through the first year of school without Hermione and Ron, being his companion includes being dragged into some seriously concerning and dangerous shit // Leo

Originally posted by little-flightlessbird

brave, strong, devoted to his beliefs, strong-willed, warm-hearted, hot-tempered, impulsive, lack of emotional control, moody, witty, curious, protective, loving, humble, loyal, forgiving, grateful, stubborn, modest

Sherlock Holmes, a mental trainwreck and annoying know-it-all, I really understand why Dr. Watson is the only one who can stand his company because there’s not enough patience in the world to deal with this one, but I guess masterminds have to be hoes with a god-complex // Virgo

Originally posted by dailysherlockholmes

high intelligence, perceptive to details, workaholic, concentrates strongly, energetic, perfectionist, possesses a genius mind, creative imagination, stubborn, narcissistic, understands and analyzes human behaviour, lacks empathy for others, supresses emotions, overthinker

Atticus Finch, tbh I don’t know if there is a bad thing I could say about this man, he is a great and loving father, he is a badass lawyer and he shoots like a young god, i mean look at him! who wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Finch? // Libra

Originally posted by frerodelavega

kind-hearted, fair, stern but loving, honest, consistent, fights for justice, calm, quiet, moral, open-minded, courageous, strong-minded, respectful, faithful, wise, empathetic, intelligent, omniscient, great guide/Mentor

Edward Fairfax Rochester, a rude and horny but romantic dude who totally forgot that he locked his wife in the basement and thinks bigamy is a perfectly legit thing // Scorpio

Originally posted by royallstorm

excessively passionate, guided by senses, good at reading other’s minds, wild, desires a new life, pompous, genuine, often incapable of restraining his desires, dark and brooding, seeks innocence and freshness in contrast to his troubled life, deeply loving

Enjolras, a super-handsome hunk who thinks about the Revolution 24/7, honestly so much wasted potential because where’s the romance?, but then again it is borderline sexy to fight for what you believe in // Sagittarius

Originally posted by lieselcats

believes in democracy and freedom, charming but also capable of being terrible, rebellious, determined, ambitious, stubborn,  passionate, wild, beautiful, has radical beliefs, stoic, unafraid, “gives more light”, typical leader

Macbeth, incredibly hot and brave warrior who has some trouble with his self-esteem and has to show his wife what a manly man he is, totally obsessed with power which is sexy at the beginning but then it just gets weird // Capricorn

Originally posted by spindle-berry

brave and capable warrior, consuming ambition, self-doubt, powerful, lonely, feels guilty, very manly, kind at the beginning, treacherous, imaginative, ruthless, gullible, loving towards his wife, loyal when not inflicted with his ambition, arrogant, respectful

Jean Valjean, a former prisoner with a giant heart and a helper syndrome, tbh it’s a little bit annoying how good he actually becomes, particularly because he has a shit ton of own problems including a cop whose only mission in life is to catch him // Aquarius

Originally posted by broadwayreprise

honest, hard-working, compassionate, loving, willing to discover goodness, helps others, has a giant heart, idealist, takes responsibility if necessary, brave, selfless, intelligent and perceptive, strong and agile, protective, soft-hearted

Heathcliff, a really sexy beast with the attitude of a bad boy, can’t get over his first and only love and obviously has to behave like the biggest jerk on earth, obsessed with Catherine to the point where it gets really creepy, anyway I guess sex with him takes you to paradise // Pisces

Originally posted by directriz

wild and natural, amoral, cruel, possesses stormy emotions, vengeful, hates and loves with the same intensity, cares for those he loves and desires, obsessive, loyal, passionate, powerful, adventurous but silent child, mysterious

SLANG
대박~ awesome! Swag!
멘붕~mental breakdown (comes from 멘탈붕괴)
심쿵~sound of a settling heart. When something is cute
헐~ wow. (sarcastically)
훈훈하다~heart warming
훈남/훈녀~a heart warming guy (rather than good looking)
미남/미녀~a physically attractive guy
엄친아~mother’s friend’s son (abr. of 엄마의 친구의 아들)
행쇼~”peace” or be happy (“peace” as in “peace out” or bye. Comes from 행복하십쇼)
갑 vs 을~superior versus subordinate
알바~part time job (comes from 아르바이트)
개소리~ nonsense (literally: dog noise)
게거품 물다~ to be extremely angry (literally: foaming at the mouth like a crab)
까다~ to criticize

Ahhh. (°_°) so many slang words~ obviously there’s more, but let’s move on to texting.

TEXTING
ㅇㅋ~ okay
ㄱㄷ~ wait. (from 기다려주세요)
ㅇㅇ~Informal yes (from 응)
ㅎㅎ/ㅋㅋ/푸하하하~ laugh/laugh/evil laugh respectively
ㄴ/ㄴㄴ~ no
ㅎㅇ~ hi (from 하이)
ㅇㄷ~ where? (From 어디?)
ㅃ/ㅃㅃ/ㅃㅇ/ㅂㅂ/ㅂㅇetc.~ bye
ㄱㅊ~ it’s okay (괜찮아)
ㅈㅅ~ sorry (죄송해)
ㅉㅉ~ tsk tsk
ㅊㅋ~ congratulations (축하해)
ㄱㅅ~ thank you (감사해)
ㄷㄷ~ shivering noise
ㄷㅊ~ shut up (닥쳐)
ㅅㄱ~ “peace” (kind of similar to 행쇼 except more of a goodbye than a be happy) (수고해라/수고)

EMOTICONS
ㅠㅠ/ㅜㅜ~ crying
^^/^-^ ~ smiling eyes
ㅡㅡ ~ wth straight face. Like -_-
orz/OTZ/OTL~ a dude kneeling over (I’ve known this for a very long time and I STILL read it as “orz” “O-T-Z” and “O-T-L” ㅎㅎ)

I hope this helped you guys understand any native texters that are texting you these weird things that you can’t understand. I suppose it is like an American texting a person learning English “lol wats up brah. U doin gud? Lolz k me 2” ㅎㅎ
Anyway~ if someone texts you some weird thing that doesn’t translate on the translator or dictionary, chances are, it’s probably slang. Just ask that person to write it out as a full word, or give you the meaning in English. If not, it’s probably online!

행쇼! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

~특별한 짱보라

Can we just appreciate the fact that Peter Hale wanted to get out of the train station and be remembered so he could see his daughter, Malia. I don’t think this was appreciated enough that even though Peter is so cold hearted, sarcastic as hell and only looks out for himself, the significance about wanting to get out for Malia is so important.

I am really fragile and really sensitive 
I act strong, I act like i can face the world alone by myself but tbh I’m fragile easy to break…
I just don’t show it… Until I’m alone at the end of the day. 
Some say im too sensitive but the truth is I just feel too much. Every word, every action and every energy goes straight to my heart
and It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply.

Okay wow I just had like to best headcannon ever. 

Imagine this - Tony Stark as a single dad

I mean just imagine

  • Tony keeping his daughter who is even smarter than him in regular high school so that he can keep her out of the company conflict as long as possible
  • them having cute father-daughter quirks where instead of saying “i love you” they say “i like you" 
  • tony being an adorable mush-mush and kissing his daughter on the forehead
  • tony calling her kiddo all the time and being a funny sarcastic young at heart parent 
  • them rocking out to AC/DC while building robots or rebuilding tony’s classic car collection
  • when Tony goes missing in Iron Man 08 events, Rhody having to pull Tony’s daughter out of class to tell her what happened - queue heartbreaking reaction scene 
  • Tony telling Yentzer that he has a daughter and yentzer saying "so you are a man who has much to gain and everything to lose" 
  • Tony being rescued and an adorable reunion 
  • Tony asking his daughter why she never asks about her mom and her saying that she never saw a reason to
  • Her hanging out with the avengers and getting to meet cap and romanoff and everyone thinking that she is the most awesome-sauce kid on the planet and her outsmarting her father in front of his "co-workers" 
  • Tony showing up to boys’ houses in the iron man suit to scare the shit out of them 
  • during Avengers 2012 its not only thor who gets a moment with coulson about a loved one being relocated somewhere as a safety precaution 

the possibilities are endless and i cant believe i didn’t think of it before honestly i wish there was more art or something of this. wow im in love with this headcannon

okay i talk about sarcastic but Good Hearted asshole grantaire a lot but i never talk about Actually Outwardly Kind grantaire enough at all so:

  • grantaire who spends more time at eponine’s than he does his own apartment cause he’s helping gavroche with homework or helping eponine with housework or just hanging out with them both
  • grantaire who stays up with combeferre when he’s studying all night and makes sure he eats/drinks/ACTUALLY SLEEPS but like, in a low key way
  • grantaire who sits and paints jehan while they lay on the floor of his studio and saves snippets of poems or pictures he thinks they’ll like
  • grantaire who somehow manages to argue enjolras into sleeping after three days planning some rally somewhere (bonus points if it ends with cuddling)
  • grantaire ACCOMPANYING enjolras to said rally cause a) he wants to see this thing that his friends worked so hard to create come to life and see how happy they all are and he also wants to try and make sure enjolras doesn’t get the shit kicked out of him
  • grantaire who bakes cookies and lil muffins and shit for cosette because it’s busywork + she’s fun to chat to and sometimes they ice them together 
  • basically just caring!grantaire

“So, uhh.” I feel myself chocking on my own words. “for how long did you two date?”

“It was for like, 4-5 months. But it was a mistake I swear.” He looks into my eyes for answers.
“She’s a great girl, but I was never really in love with her.”

“Were you ever in love with anyone?” I say sarcastically. My heart feels like it’s going to stop

“I was. I am. I fell in love only once in my life, and I realized that,” he grabs me by the waist and pulls me closer to him. I wanted to struggle but he stops me.

“You can’t be in love with two people. I tried letting you go but I couldn’t. Because whenever I was with another girl, you’re the only one I see in the room.”

—  Excerpt from a book I’ll never write