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the signs as 50 cent’s tweets

Aries:  I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit

Taurus:  Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites

Gemini:  Ok I’m in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I’m not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol

Cancer:  Getting my foot messaged and the dentist. Don’t hate its to late I’m RICH .lol

Leo:  Man I’m learning all this freaky shit on twitterI want all you justin beaver loving ass kids off  this motherfucker right now lol

Virgo: Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance

Libra: i might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me.

Scorpio:  If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol

Sagittarius:  I just looked at kanye page what the fuck kind a spaced out tweets are those. fuck that I aint never looking at that shit again

 Capricorn:  Look this is a public service announcement my tweets are for motherfuckers 18 and older. If you under 18 get yo little ass off the computer

 Aquarius:  Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfucker you niggas in trouble

 Pisces : Shit I should run america. first thing I’d do is cut my taxes then tell yal chill the fuck out ima get to the rest of the problems