What have you learned playing Zoo Tycoon?
- Children go to the zoo alone and have 700 dollars
- Animals always poop where “Zookeeper 14 can’t reach the ungulate poop”
- Tropical Rainforest plants can live for several years in Antarctica
- Zookeepers don’t have to eat, sleep, drink, urinate, breathe, and can tread water for years at a time.
- Guests can be chased by animals that are contained in their exhibits
- Some guests have a teleportation ability and teleport into animals exhibits and wonder why they get attacked
- Before Zoo’s unlock marine animals they don’t have to clean their animal’s water.
- Endangered animals never want to have children, unless zoos have the conservation breeding center, then they really pop those suckers out
- Animals can almost never reach their food - even while they’re eating