Immortal Fae/Magical Beings of High Standing in YA
I'm just sitting here trying to live my life and suddenly you have to go and get cursed.
I'm sorry but if you could just help me lure some human girl to the court--
Ignifex (Cruel Beauty):
Hey, sorry to interrupt, but I might have experience with your situation. I've under a curse for nine hundred years and I've managed to take eight mortal wives in the meanwhile.
And where are they all now?
Shade (Cruel Beauty):
Oh my gods, Ignifex, you're embarrassing us.
Hey, I sort of like this guy.
GO AWAY, Rhys.
*isolating himself in a corner* I can't believe I'm forced to associate with these people...
There may be no more pushing off the stool, or no more fruit friends, but I’ll always gallop with gay abandon, and I’ll always find a euphemism in anything. I’ll always sing if someone inadvertently speaks song lyrics and I’ll always love the word “plunge”. And that is not being a child, but sometimes the world needs to be jollied.
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