sarah colona

Sarah, Chris, and Jen (Twitter Stalker and other weird stuff)
  • Sarah: Did you get your backstage pass?
  • Chris: Yeah I got my back stage pass! If you got one, I got one.
  • Jen: What backstage pass?
  • Sarah: Oh, to the Foo Fighters! Dave Grohl hooked us up! Omg! If I would known, like I'm gonna be hanging out with Dave Grohl tonight, like I'm gonna wear...
  • Chris: (signals cut it out)
  • Sarah: I'm sorry Jen.
  • Jen: You got backstage passes to the Foo Fighters and you didn't tell me?
  • Chris: We only got them like 30/40 minutes ago, so, I have't not been telling you for like 30 or 40 minutes.
  • Jen: Where's mine I should have one.
  • Chris: Actually Dave gave specific orders to the talent department to NOT to give you one.
  • Jen: NO WAAAAY, Dave, no Dave would not do that.
  • Sarah: You're scaring him Jen, on twitter! You're a stalker.
  • Jen: I was tweeting him to get backstage passes! I don't…
  • Chris: You need to stop twittering him cause…
  • Sarah: TWEETING! Tweeting him!
  • Chris: Tweeting him… Or you're going to ruin it for all of us. See I told you, you were being crazy with that!
  • Jen: I'm not not being crazy, and NOT tweeting him is NOT the answer! And you look like Ragidy Anne, that's not the answer either. (walks away)
  • Chris: See! I! This is too much! Da wah, the fucking girls not here!
  • Sarah: Uhhh yes she is and I'm looking at her.
  • Chris: Ya, you're a girl and you don't know anything about rouge. It's for to make you look healthier! You're a fucking ass hole!