Mouth of Sauron was a lieutenant of Sauron and diplomat of Mordor. He is a Black Númenórean whose true name was lost, as he himself had forgotten it. He joined Sauron when the tower of Barad-dûr first rose again, which put his service since the rebuilding of the tower after the War of the Last Alliance. He answers Aragorn’s call for negotiations during his march on the Black Gate, following the Battle of Minas Tirith. During the discussion he is arrogant, haughty, and cautious. He called for the complete disbanding of the Alliance army, all lands east of the Anduin surrender to Sauron, and west of the Anduin to the Misty Mountain become vassals. This includes Isengard which the Mouth of Sauron wishes to control; “But they shall help rebuild Isengard which they wantonly destroyed, and that shall be Sauron’s, and there his lieutenant shall dwell: not Saruman, but one more worthy of trust” (ROTK, The Black Gate Opens). He backed up his demands with the captured equipment of Frodo and Sam, including a mithril coat, Sam’s sword, and a grey cloak of elven-make, leading the Western emissaries to believe they were still captured. Gandalf responded to these terms by withdrawing his sword, taking back the captured weaponry, and outright denying Sauron’s offer. The Mouth of Sauron fled back into Mordor, and released the armies of Mordor on the Host of the West. He was not seen again, presumably destroyed or having fled into the East.

“’So!’ said the Messenger. ‘Then thou art the spokesman, old greybeard? Have we not heard of thee at whiles, and of they wanderings, ever hatching plots and mischief at a safe distance? But this time thou hast stuck out thy nose too far, Master Gandalf; and thou shalt see what comes to him who sets his foolish webs before the feet of Sauron The Great.’” - Mouth of Sauron mocking Gandalf during their meeting outside the Morannon. Return of the King, The Black Gate Opens.

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