saracene

That awkward age where...

…you are equally attracted to the actors playing the kids and the actors playing the dads…

Flying Devils - Robert Altbauer

An expedition of a Byzantine, a Saracen and a Jew scholar finds something unexpected.Text in Middle High German:

A lot of knowledge promises the book of the mad Abdul Alhazred for the Greek, Saracen and Jew. Instead a lot of fear and fright comes for the three wise men from the flying devils.”

  • People: we need more female protagonists!
  • Derek Landy: how about 10 books of that?
  • People: we need more bisexual characters!
  • Derek Landy: sexuality doesn't exist when you're 300 years old. Have Dexter Vex and Saracen Rue
  • People: we need more non-binary characters!
  • Derek Landy: cool! Have Never!
  • People: if only there was one book series that was totally inclusive
Awkward conversations between various people and Fletcher that probably happened due to Fletcher's relatively recent introduction to magic.
  • Fletcher: I guess....it's probably a good thing your body was burned, then?
  • Skulduggery: *silence*
  • Fletcher: I mean in retrospect....otherwise now you'd be all...
  • Skulduggery: *silence intensifies*
  • Fletcher: y'know...
  • Fletcher: .....gross.....
  • Fletcher: ......and.....flaky.....
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Fletcher: *staring intently at Shudder's chest*
  • Fletcher: (quietly) hi
  • Shudder: Yes? Hello?
  • Fletcher: Oh um no...I was talking to your um....
  • Shudder: ????
  • Fletcher: the ghost thing
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Saracen: *reading*
  • Fletcher: (internally) Saracen knows things? What if he knows what I'm thinking?
  • Saracen: *continues to read*
  • Fletcher: (internally) Hmmm doesn't seem to be reacting...
  • Saracen: *sneezes*
  • Fletcher: (internally) fuck fUCK he knows
  • Fletcher: *running out of the room screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD
  • Saracen: the fuck is wrong with this kid
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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #11. Julie Taylor & Matt Saracen

“It’s about getting to spend the rest of my life with my best friend.”