sara and neil

i think it’s really funny when ppl write the foxhole court series in real life and neil and jeremy and jean are on twitter and shit and they have fangirls who ship them and stuff. like,, i guarantee you that if tfc was happening right now, zero people on this website would give a shit. no one cares about sports enough to actually ship two sports players together on twitter. we don’t even use the right kind of court in our edits.

the foxes  as popular text posts #2

neil josten: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade

andrew minyard: you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????

kevin day: I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

nicky hemmick: Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it.

matt boyd: got yelled at by my mom cos i kept pronouncing "Dwanye" The Rock Johnson the same way one pronounces “Kanye” West

dan wilds: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

renee walker: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

allison reynolds: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

aaron minyard: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

david wymack: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then

betsy dobson: [to andrew] *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

abby winfield: fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

+ BONUS

jean moreau: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

jeremy knox: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead 

sara alvarez: if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

laila dermott: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

erik klose: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

riko moriyama: back by unpopular demand: me

Nicky convincing the team to go to a gay bar to celebrate before they drive back home after an away game:

  • Nicky thinks it’s the greatest idea and looks like he expects Neil to be on board
  • Allison and Renee think it’s a great idea and Matt and Dan enthusiastically jump on board
  • Kevin is indifferent at first, but then they get there and Jeremy is there so he chats him up all night
  • “Kevin, he’s hitting on you.” “No, he isn’t.” “We’re in a gay bar.” “He came with Laila and Alvarez.”
  • Guys keep staring at Kevin and hitting on Andrew and Aaron
  • Eventually Aaron hides behind Nicky and makes him play interference
  • Andrew just glares up at guys and if they don’t take the hint that he’s not interested he’ll tell them “Fuck off, I’m not interested.”
  • One guy mentions his luck that they’re twins and Andrew fucking decks him
  • Guys also approach Neil while he’s sitting at a table with Andrew
  • Neil doesn’t always realize he’s being hit on until Andrew goes all tense
  • Andrew tells them “Fuck off, he’s taken.”
  • He gets more hostile about it the more guys try it
  • At one point Andrew and Neil are supposed to be guarding the table with Dan and Aaron, but Andrew gets up to go outside for a smoke and of course Neil follows
  • They come back forty minutes later with mussed up hair and Neil’s lips look chewed up and everyone is pretty sure those are hickeys on Andrew’s neck, but they’re afraid to ask
  • Renee and Allison spend most of the night dancing together with some stops to drink and sit together
  • Matt dances with Nicky extendedly and Nicky looks so happy
  • When they’re trying to go get more drinks, guys keep trying to stop Andrew and Neil and approach them at the bar
  • So the next time they go to get another round, Andrew sticks his hand out and gives Neil a questioning look
  • Neil moves his hand even with Andrew’s, but a few inches from touching because they’ve gotten to the handholding thing with no one else around, but this is a crowded place and he wants to make sure he’s reading the signals right
  • Andrew takes Neil’s hand and guides Neil through the crowd and sometimes maneuvers them so that Neil is between him and strangers that are standing too close
foxes + music festival

s/o to @aminiyvrd for the idea love u boo

  • so it’s like a Coachella type festival and it’s ALL THE WAY IN CALIFORNIA
  • since they don’t wanna end up killing each other, they fly out and crash with the Trojans
  • it’s like,, on the beach so like,, the first thing neil is thinking of when they get there on the first day is his mom
  • Andrew realizes this and does his best to distract Neil
  • he asks yes or no before lacing his fingers with Neil’s like the whole first day, just reminding Neil that he isn’t on that beach standing by a burning car that he’s with the foxes now and he’s okay, keeping him grounded
  • Neil has no music preference due to not having it on the run so the foxes (mainly Matt) make it their mission to hit up as many shows as possible
  • the headlining artist is 100% Kesha (because Rainbow is perfect beach music festival music let’s be real)
  • Neil falls IN LOVE with Woman (conveniently that song just came on lmao)
  • anyway, the song reminds him of Dan, Allison, and Renee which is why he loves it
  • halsey is there and since the Trojans are there, Laila and Alvarez and their gay asses drag everyone over there 
  • also Troye Sivan and Nicky, of course, goes fucking wild (pun intended)
  • Neil hears ‘for him.’ and looks at Andrew (esp during the “you don’t have to say i love you to say i love you”)
  • “What are you looking at, junkie?”
  • “Love you too”
  • Andrew shakes his head before he gives Neil a lil cheek kiss (Neil always goes bright red when this happens)
  • Nicky sees out of the corner of his eye and wishes he had his camera bc this NEVER HAPPENS
  • matt drags everyone over to the p!atd (aka Brendon Urie) concert that is 100% happening 
  • I’m just shoving all my favs into one music festival so
  • Neil LOVES p!atd and Matt’s ecstatic
  • his fav song is golden days because reasons
  • basically over the course of three days, they see a shit ton of bands and neil finally has a music taste
    • which is wild af
    • like this favs were kesha, troye and panic! what a combo
  • when they get home to palmetto neil is like,, high on fuckin life
  • andrew makes a mental note to go every year even after they all graduate because neil loved it so much
  • neil also plays ‘for him.’ by troye sivan all the type now because it reminds him of andrew and him at the concert, holding hands and andrew giving him that little kiss
  • he’s a sap
  • basically, they go the next year, and the year after that, and the year after that…

the foxes as popular text posts #3

neil josten: took a DNA test and found out I’m 100% back on my bullshit

andrew minyard: people always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god

kevin day: mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis, happens every day

nicky hemmick: if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

matt boyd: my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

dan wilds: Girls aren’t playing hard to get…they don’t want you.

allison reynolds: the bible says adam and eve so I did both

renee walker: sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

aaron minyard: do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

david wymack: im adopting everyone im tired of seeing people suffer bad experiences due to their shitty parents. i am your dad now

betsy dobson: pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many

abby winfield: my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

+ BONUS

jeremy knox: i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

jean moreau: je suis sick of this shit

sara alvarez: my body is 80% respect women juice, the other 20% is im gay juice

laila dermott: people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

erik klose: gayer than intended: an autobiography

riko moriyama: i identify as an inconvenience to the world

youtube

These are the perks of having Weird Al in your cast, folks.

aftg + senior quotes

neil josten: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?

aaron minyard: I’m the better twin.

andrew minyard: Like hell you are, I’m the superior one, you’re just a rough sketch. A replica. A bad copy. Why can’t I curse in this, you dipshit. 

kevin day: High school is like riding a bike but the bike is on fire, the ground is on fire, everything’s on fire ‘cause you’re in hell.

nicky hemmick: I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers… because I can always count on them.

dan wilds: Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.

matt boyd: Rain drop, drop top, all I do is eat non stop.

allison reynolds: “No, Allison, your senior quote can’t be ‘fries before guys’.” - Dad.

renee walker: This wasn’t like High School Musical at all.

jeremy knox: I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.

jean moreau: Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name right.

sara alvarez: Of course I dress well, I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

laila dermott: If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

+ wymack screaming in the background because his team is fucking stupid

Spool of Lies chapter 1 on AO3

AU in which sixteen characters from the series are in the Big Brother house, competing for a half million dollars.

Competitors include: Neil, Andrew, Nicky, Kevin, Aaron, Renee, Allison, Matt, Dan, Seth, Jeremy, Laila, Alvarez, Jean, Katelyn, and Riko

Shout out to @aminiyvrd for suggesting an All For the Game Big Brother AU

(Also, @moonglue wanted to be tagged when I posted this and I know @tattooedbunni was interested too so here you guys go)

Me: *finds cute and interesting character*
Me: yes!
Me: *learns that the character or the actor who plays him, has a nontraditional orientation*
Me:

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write a fic Neil and Jean finally talked about that time at Evermore and are now becoming friends with Laila and Sara interviewing/interrogating Neil to make sure he has the best intentions for their boy

Here you go! Jean and Neil do become friends, but it’s always kind of a weird antagonistic friendship. But they care about each other. Like weird siblings. I hope you enjoy!

When Jean met Neil Josten, he thought it was circumstance or jealousy that made him dislike the short redhead. Neither of them had been in the best place last winter, but with time and a few life-threatening experiences, Jean had changed for the better and with any luck, perhaps Neil had as well.

It took one meeting at the following year’s Christmas banquet to show that was not the case. Neil Josten was definitely still an asshole.

As soon as Minyard left to find them drinks, Neil greeted Jean with, “Got a plane ticket in your pocket for me this year?”

Jean glowered at him. “Sadly for you, I have more pleasant plans for my winter break than babysitting you this year.”

Because he was infuriating, Neil laughed at that. “California gave you a sense of humor?”

“California is…a lot of things.”

“I know. You still talk to Renee. She makes it sound like you’re doing well. Are you?”

“You care?” Jean asked.

Neil shrugged. “I owe you. For keeping me alive.”

Jean nodded. “Despite your best efforts it seems. But we both did what we had to do.”

Neil seemed as eager to change the subject as Jean and said, “Your new team is good.”

Jean scoffed. “Some of them have potential.”

Neil hummed. “Good to know. So you’re saying we stand a chance to beat you in finals.”

Jean bristled at that. “You wish.”

At that, Jean heard a female voice say, “Sorry, who’s beating who?” Alvarez. “Neil, right?” she added.

“Yeah,” Neil said, moving to shake her hand. “And you’re Sara Alvarez, backliner. You were my mark at last year’s semi final.”

She arched an eyebrow. “Good memory. Well, I don’t know about you, but I think a rematch is a strong possibility.”

Jean caught the competitive glint in Neil’s eyes as he shot back, “So eager to lose again?”

Alvarez picked at her nails and said, “I don’t think so. See, last year we had a common enemy. But now we don’t and plus, we have a weapon we didn’t have last year. You may have good offense, but your defense is weak and we have the best backliner in the game, so.”

Neil’s lips curled into a smile. “I guess we’ll see then.” He nodded at Jean as he left to rejoin his team and Jean reciprocated the gesture. Alvarez sat next to him and handed him a beer. He took a long drink and looked at her.

“Jeremy’s going to give you the disapproving stare if he hears you antagonized another team.”

Alvarez rolled her eyes. “Jeremy is not here right now. Besides, the Foxes need to know who they’re messing with.”

Jean took another sip. “Neil knows exactly who he’s dealing with.”

She fake gasped. “Was that a faint hint of team spirit from Jean Moreau? Stop the presses!”

He nudged her shoulder, but found that he was laughing. At the end of the day, he was glad Neil had found his family just as Jean had found his, strange as they were.

Spool of Lies chapter 3 on AO3

AU in which sixteen characters from the series are in the Big Brother house, competing for a half million dollars.

Competitors include: Neil, Andrew, Nicky, Kevin, Aaron, Renee, Allison, Matt, Dan, Seth, Jeremy, Laila, Alvarez, Jean, Katelyn, and Riko

Shout out to @aminiyvrd for suggesting an All For the Game Big Brother AU

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I’m storming the castle. I’m not going to order you to do the same. Decide for y o u r s e l v e s. You’ve earned that.