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More Internet Problems
  • Reaper: SOMBRA!!
  • Sombra: What is it this time?!
  • Reaper: The Wi-Fi is down again!
  • Sombra: It is... Your damn computer.
  • Widowmaker: Here we go again...
  • Reaper: No seriously, it's down!
  • Sombra: Your computer is the damn problem!
  • Reaper: *grabs modem* How the hell do I fix this thing Sombra?
  • James: Dad, I am trying to beat this game right now. Please do not mess with the modem.
  • Reaper: I'm unplugging something... Is this the wire to the main system?
  • *all the warnings signs appear on every electronic device - that depends on Wi-Fi - and turn off*
  • Sombra: ¡Hijo de puta! ¿Por qué nunca me escuchas? ¡Te dije que no tocasen el módem, y todavía lo hacen de todos modos!
  • James: Papá, usted sabe que wifi no funciona porque el ordenador es lento.
  • Reaper: I am tired alright?!
  • Widowmaker: Vous n'avez pas un point Gabriel. Il est quatre heures du matin.
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“I’ve been fortunate enough to take the field at any number of stadiums, but the Bernabeu really takes your breath away. You can feel the history and the weight of the fans’ expectations on your shoulders. When the crowd turns on you, it makes you want to get out of there as fast as you can. Those fans have seen it all and have every right to make their feelings known.”

theguardian.com
US refuses to hand over marine accused of killing transgender Filipino

SOURCE: The Guardian

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The United States embassy in Manila has turned down a request from Philippine authorities to hand over a marine accused of the killing of a transgender Filipino, a move that could spark anti-American protest in the former US colony. 

The marine, Joseph Scott Pemberton, who is being held at a US facility at the main Philippine army base, was charged with the murder of Jeffrey Laude, known as Jennifer, who was found dead on 11 October in a hotel in Olongapo City, north-west of the capital. 

“The United States will retain custody of Pemberton as provided by the United States-Philippine Visiting Forces Agreement (VFA),” the embassy said in a statement on Wednesday. 

“The United States has the right to retain custody of a suspect from the commission of the alleged offense until completion of all judicial proceedings.” 

Manila and Washington signed the Visiting Forces Agreement in 1998, to allow US forces to hold military drills in the Philippines to test the readiness of the allies, and the pact sets legal rules on how to treat erring servicemen.

The Philippines formally sought custody of Pemberton in a letter from the foreign ministry to the US embassy after his arrest was ordered by the Olongapo City trial court on Monday. 

“There was a warrant of arrest issued by the court,” the presidential spokesman, Edwin Lacierda, told reporters in the Philippine capital. “We have to enforce the warrant.” 

In a statement, the foreign ministry said, “In accordance with the Visiting Forces Agreement, we look forward to the full cooperation of the US government in ensuring that justice is secured for Jeffrey Laude.” 

Anti-US activists urged the government to terminate its pact with Washington after failing to enforce its sovereignty. 

“The US embassy refusal to turn over Pemberton is an insult to our nation and our people,” said Renato Reyes, leader of the leftwing Nation movement, vowing to hold a protest outside the US embassy. “The Aquino government must terminate the VFA.”

The justice secretary, Leila de Lima, and Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago said the American authorities should hand over the US marine and transfer him from detention in a US facility to a Philippine jail.

Sleepover Shenanigans
  • Roadhog: So, how was your night with James?
  • Junkrat: Let me tell ya somethin' Roadie! He was amazing!
  • Roadhog: Oh really? How so?
  • Junkrat: He's a chocolate bar wit' four grams of added sugar, wit' a bit of a spicy kick.
  • Roadhog: So, he's basically a sweet guy once you get to know him.
  • Junkrat: Eh, pretty much. Man, he's so warm too...
  • Roadhog: Well, he does have a heating unit in him.
  • Junkrat: Wait, HE'S A WHAT!?!
  • Roadhog: *sighs* Oh my God... He's not an Omnic, he just has a robot skeleton in him.
  • Junkrat: How th' hell... Tha' doesn't make sense, mate.
  • Roadhog: There's a difference Jamie...
  • -- Back with Talon Family --
  • Reaper: How'd it go?
  • James: Um... *proceeds to leave to go to the bathroom and wash up*
  • Reaper: Did'ja have fun? Where'd ya eat? Did you kiss?
  • James: Ugh... Dad, I'm married remember?
  • *James enters his bed and attempts to sleep, but soon wakes up after hearing Reaper shadowstep towards his bed*
  • Reaper: Are you gonna spend the night again? Did he say--
  • James: WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP PLEASE?!
  • -- 5 minutes later --
  • Reaper: Did you know that there are people who apparently ship us both?
  • James: I don't care, just go to bed Dad.
  • -- 10 minutes later --
  • Reaper: I honest to God heard Tracer made a fanfiction of us two.
  • James: I know, now please... Let me sleep.
  • --- 15 minutes later ---
  • Reaper: It involved us two in her Harry Potter AU Fanfiction.
  • James: *rises from the bed with blue eyes* Tell me more Dad.

anonymous asked:

♥ -   A “traditional” outfit based on their heritage (i.e. kimono, sari, other folk costumes)

One of the most famous Chilean traditional outfit is the “huaso” costume and it’s usually used to dance cueca. A huaso is a Chilean countryman and skilled horseman, the outfit consist on boots with espuelas, a poncho, a hat or chupalla and a pañuelo (handkerchief)

James's Test (Based on a Comic I Read)
  • Reaper: Are you a REAL villain?
  • James: Well, I'm kind of playing both sides.
  • Widowmaker: Well, have you ever tried killing a good guy? You know, like a hero?
  • James: Uh... Maybe.
  • Sombra: Have you ever tried a disguise?
  • James: That's more of a spy thing.
  • Reaper: Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be... VILLAINS.
  • *We Are Number One starts playing*
  • Reaper, Sombra, Widowmaker, James: HEY!
  • *continues*
  • Reaper, Sombra, Widowmaker, James: WE ARE NUMBER ONE! HEY!
  • Sombra: Now listen closely.
  • Reaper: 🎶 Here's a little lesson in trickery, This is going down in history, If you wanna be a Villain Number One, You have to chase a superhero on the run, Just follow my moves, and sneak around, Be careful not to make a sound. 🎶