santa's bag

I was determined to write a little Christmas fic this year. I started and stopped three different stories before finally completing this one. I guess fourth time’s a charm? Title taken from “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses.

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Have a wonderful, joyful, delicious holiday!


Couldn’t Miss This One This Year

“Okay, so we’ll start with While You Were Sleeping,” Peeta said, setting the blu-ray onto the kitchen counter. “That’ll ease us into the Christmas spirit.”

“Followed by Die Hard,” Katniss said, lining the movie up next to the first.

“Nothing says Christmas like Bruce Willis kicking Severus Snape’s ass.”

Katniss bowed her head. “May he rest in peace.”

“Then, we’ll have a brief interlude with the Muppets.”

Katniss clapped her hands as Peeta produced The Muppets Family Christmas from the reusable shopping bag he had slung over his arm. That bag had proven to be full of more wonderful surprises than Santa’s bag of toys. He had already pulled out a plate of freshly baked Peanut Butter Blossoms, and Katniss was pretty sure there were cheese buns for the morning as well.

While neither one had mentioned Peeta staying the night, it wouldn’t be the first time he slept on the couch.

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The Not-Santa Bag Man of the Hypogean Gaol

I tried to make it look like Santa but I failed. I was trying to parody an Arthur Rackham illustration and it didn’t work out. It still looks nice at least. These are from Bloodborne. They nab you and take you to Hypogean Gaol. I’d like to think they’re Yahar'gul’s version of the church servants.
I went back to my old style. Actually, it’s only been a year since I stopped drawing like this. I’d like to say I’ve improved a bit(*cough* texture abuse). So uh, Happy Holidays from the creepy Sack Man of Yahar'gul.

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9x04, 5x16, 4x13, 7x14, 1x20, 3x08, 1x01, 1x08, 7x03, 8x23

Sam + childhood
This is my bittersamgirlclub Secret Santa gift for the-dilatory-dictator, who requested Winchester family dynamics. It’s not very festive, I’m afraid, but I hope you like it anyway! Happy Christmas!

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My visit to the dream town Toyland 6400-6154-2103. All seems jolly in this christmas town, but santa’s magic toybag is missing! This town is made by one of my AC friends and the flag was actualy made by me (this is not the final design though) Find out what happend to santa’s bag while exploring the lovely town filled with presents and costum designs. I was told there will probably be an update in december, so it’s worth visiting again at christmas.

A List of Why Canada Is So Great
  • Aero Bars
  • Scott Pilgrim
  • Peanut Butter
  • Matthew Perry
  • Maple Syrup
  • Mother Mother
  • Arcade Fire
  • Michael J Fox
  • Keanu Reeves 
  • Kinder Eggs
  • That guy from Ghostbusters and Coneheads
  • Ryan Reynolds!!!!!!!
  • You don’t have to be born in Canada to be Prime Minister
  • Jim Carrey
  • Their Prime Minister
  • @grantaireable
  • The North American Swedish Fish Factory
  • Tim Hortons
  • Second Largest Country
  • Maple Scented Currency
  • Universal Health Care
  • Logan/James Howlett (Wolverine)
  • Garbage Bags
  • Santa Claus
  • Céline Dion
  • You can legit just call up the government
  • Hawaiian Pizza (your own personal opinion tho)
  • The fact that the University of Victoria offers a Batman Course
  • Houses Slurpee Capital of the World
  • The phrase “Trick or Treat”
  • Baltimore, Maryland has more murders in a week than the entire nation of Canada does all year (as of 2015)
  • Z is said as “zed” and it’s pretty cute???
  • Cause of strict gun laws they only have about 600 homicides a year, nation-wide
  • Horse Shoe Falls (their side of Niagara) is way prettier than our side (Niagara Falls)
  • Bilingual country
  • They have a lake called Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
  • Poutine!!!
  • In Churchill, they leave cars unlocked so pedestrians can hide in it if there’s a polar bear

Feel free to add more!

EDIT: There’s two places named Salmon Capital of the World, one in British Columbia, and one in Alaska, so I have removed it from the list.
The Signs Doing Secret Santa
  • Taurus: *Sitting in the corner with a small decorated bag, trying to find Sagittarius*.
  • Leo: Where in the hell is Libra?!
  • Aries: Probably running late, as always. *Sighs and looks for Pisces*
  • Leo: *Grumbles and stops off to the corner*
  • Scorpio: *Looks confused as Leo stomps by and sighs, frustrated.*
  • Cancer: Uhm.. Aries... here *hands a bright over-decorated bag.*
  • Aries: Oh, thanks. *Glares at the annoying bells on the bag*.
  • Cancer: Who got me....?*Wanders around looking*
  • Sagittarius: Oh! Taurus, you were looking for me?
  • Taurus: Yeah, I was your secret Santa! *Hands bag*
  • Sagittarius: Thanks! Hey, do you have any clue where Leo is?
  • Taurus: *Stands on tip toes and points over to Leo*
  • Leo: Did someone say my name?
  • Sagittarius: Yeah, here Leo. *Hands a red paper bag*.
  • Leo: Oh, thanks I guess. *Stops off grumpily again, looking for Libra*.
  • Capricorn: *Looks around aimlessly, holding a small gift*
  • Virgo: Taurus! Here you go! *Hands a neatly wrapped package*
  • Taurus: Oh thanks! *Shakes the box lightly* I wonder what it is...
  • Virgo: Don't open it yet, wait till everyone gets their gifts!
  • Taurus: Yeah, yeah, I know.
  • Virgo: *Looks around* Wh-
  • Capricorn: .... Where's Libra, Aquarius, Gemini and Pisces?
  • Virgo: *Glares at Capricorn*.
  • ***Meanwhile...***
  • Libra: Oh crap, ohhh crapppp..
  • Gemini: Can't you drive any faster?!
  • Aquarius: *Silently having an anxiety attack about being late* Uh-
  • Libra: Shut it, Gemini! I'm trying!
  • Aquarius: *Doesn't finish sentence and pulls legs up to chest in the car*.
  • **Back at the party...***
  • Scorpio: I'm supposed to be giving this to Gemini, but I can't find them anywhere! *Half shouts*.
  • Leo: Would you shut up Scorpio, I can't find Libra either!!
  • Capricorn: *Mumbles under breath* I can't find Aquarius..
  • Aries: I'm supposed to give this god damn thing to Pisces, and they aren't here either, so all of you can shut the hell up!
  • Virgo: *On the verge of tears because all of their plans are messed up*.
  • Scorpio: Okay, okay let's just calm down. Look at poor Virgo, having a panic attack.
  • Leo, Capricorn & Aries: *All sigh*.
  • Libra, Gemini & Aquarius: *All rush in, falling on one another*.
  • Pisces: *Lazily follows in, and stops to stare down at everyone.* Why are you guys all on the floor? *Yawns*
  • Libra, Gemini & Aquarius: *All glare at Pisces*.
  • Sagittarius: Never mind that, everyone hurry up and finish the gift exchange so we can all open our gifts!
  • Aries: Pisces... were you sleeping?!
  • Pisces: It was a long night.... where's Cancer?
  • Cancer: Over here!
  • Pisces: *Holds up a plain envelope lazily* Merry Christmas.
  • Cancer: ... Thanks?
  • Aries: Take your damn present Pisces.
  • Pisces: Oh, okay then.
  • Scorpio: Gemini! Get your ass over here and take this gift before I change my mind!
  • Gemini: Your my secret Santa? Weird, I'm yours too..
  • Virgo: Whoops, I must of messed that up when assigning roles...
  • Scorpio & Gemini: *Both sigh and exchange gifts*.
  • Leo: *Throws gift at Libra* Next time, don't come late!
  • Libra: Merry Christmas to you too! Oh, hey, Capricorn!
  • Capricorn: ???
  • Libra: *Hands present* Here ya' go.
  • Capricorn: Oh, thank you! And Aquarius, here you go.
  • Aquarius: Thanks Capricorn!
  • Virgo: *coughs*....
  • Aquarius: Oh, here, for you Virgo!
  • Virgo: *Finally...* Thanks! Now, let the gift opening begin!
  • .....
  • .....
  • .....
  • Krampus: Merry Christmas >:)
  • Everyone: *Shrieks*
Sneaky snearkerson (closed rp with number-5-green-lion)

@number-5-green-lion

One thing Lyra knew for certain was that teleportation was awesome. The second was her bag was really heavy. But she was bringing mana crystals for Pidge and a bunch of food from earth for the paladins. She had even made Pidge peanutbutter cookies! Though Dust had stolen a few out of the two dozen she’d made.
It was probably weird she just snuck on to the castle ship, but she wanted to be like the food version of santa and leave little bags of sweets at the doors of everyone there. Something to perk them up. That plan was a failure as she realized she had no clue where the rooms for each one was.

Wash keeps insisting that the Reds and Blues maintain absolute neutrality regarding the federation vs republic conflict as any sign of bias from any one of the ‘war heroes’ could be extremely controversial but Sarge has basically adopted Emily Grey, Donut keeps forgetting to call Kimball 'General’, Caboose and Lieutenant Smith are inseparable, and Tucker is p much openly in favor of the New Republic there’s really no putting that cat back inside of the bag.
Carolina, Santa and Epsilon are genuinely neutral politically but Carolina can not be convinced to stop wearing Kimball’s clothes. They aren’t even her size. Wash is suffering

otra santa clara highlights
  • the bag policy was insane and they made everyone use clear plastic bags and the bag check line after the concert was the longest line i’ve seen in my entire life
  • louis wore a sheer shirt until the encore and you could see his tattoos
  • harry wore the gold boots!!!!
  • before through the dark he was getting us to clap and stomp and when the camera went to his shoes ppl screamed and he seemed comfused ???
  • louis thanked people who participated in the no control project
  • niam did a really cute dance during act my age
  • harry picked up a fetus cutout of him and put it in front of his face
  • there was a pregnant lady and harry tried to talk to her but she left so he started to complain, louis kept repeating that she should name the baby liam
  • liam talked about the #ohnoharry things and said louis was the only one who hasn’t joined the club yet
  • harry stumbled during through the dark again but he didn’t fall
  • they kept talking about how the stadium was new and big and nice
  • there was a cute larry moment on the screens in you & i where they moved around each other
  • liam serenaded louis in little things again and louis was adorable
  • louis got liam to breakdance