the signs as Suite Life of Zack and Cody quotes
  • aries:"you mean, the PRNDL"
  • gemini:"I'm not cleaning that up.."
  • cancer:"Oh no! the box said it would be a honey mist auburn!"
  • "well honey, you missed auburn big time"
  • leo:"YAY ME !!"
  • virgo:"how do you loose a women?!"
  • "you forget to cherish her"
  • libra:"No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief"
  • scorpio:"would you like 'AM' or 'FM'??!!"
  • sagittarius:"I dated a guy in a wheelchair once.. maybe you know him!"
  • capricorn:"Heey sweet thaang"
  • aquarius:"I've met bread smarter than you."
  • pisces:"No running in my lobby!"
“I have not read most of the big 19th-century novels that people consider “essential,” nor most of the 20th-century ones for that matter. But this does not embarrass me. There are many films to see, many friends to visit, many walks to take, many playlists to assemble and many favorite books to reread. Life’s too short for anxious score-keeping. Also, my grandmother is illiterate, and she’s one of the best people I know. Reading is a deep personal consolation for me, but other things console, too.” ― Teju Cole

See Cole at PEN World Voices Festival