santa trap

But why are so many musicals centered around the idea of getting out of the big city and moving to a small town??? Like,,, my guy,,, have you ever been to a small town??? it’s not cute and peaceful everyone’s racist and there’s nothing to do and you feel more stuck there than you ever could in a city,,,

anonymous asked:

Okay so one of my good friends (IxShipxIt) absolutely loves everlark obviously and she's always looking for drabbles/oneshots/full fics about everlark with more than 2 toastbabies. Her birthday is July 14th (little ways off I know) but I thought this would be nice cuz she's read all the other toastbaby fics! Lol

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Happiest of birthdays @ixshipxit! Your birthday ficlet was written especially for you by @dandeliononfire. Enjoy!

“Mellark Mistletoe”

Prompt: Toastbaby fluff with more than two toastbabies.

Rated: I’ll go with E, but really it’s probably just M there at the end.

Triggers: None, unless you were traumatized by someone in a Santa suit when you were a child.

A/N: Happy Birthday to @ixshipxit

! I hope I’ve delivered the toastbabies love your friend asked for your birthday! Also, a wink to @notanislander when it comes to the kids’ names and the last line. Let’s see if you (or anyone else) get the references.

Summary: Santa sends an early special delivery to the Mellark household… for his own benefit.

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Must Watch Christmas Movies

The Snowman (1982)
A Christmas Story (1983)
Trading Places (1983)
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1983)
Gremlins (1984)
Jetsons Christmas Carol (1985)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Scrooged (1988)
Die Hard (1988)
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Christmas Vacation (1989)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone 2 (1992)
Batman Returns (1992)
Nightmare Before Christmas (1983)
Santa Clause (1994)
Trapped in Paradise (1994)
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Jingle All the Way (1996)
I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998)


research (by flora-file)

The novel I’m writing centers around shenanigans at the Mystery Spot (though I’ve changed the name), so I took a trip down to do some research. Turns out the week between Christmas and New Year’s is one of the busiest weeks of the year for visitors, and all the tours were sold out. But I was able to roam around (with my boot and cane), snap some photos, and talk to a few of the folks that worked there. The kid working the register in the gift shop gave me some great insights into what it was like to be an employee (like one of my characters), and gave me a stack of Mystery Spot Stickers. Not quite enough to cover my car like the “mystery mobile” parked in the parking lot, but a fun experience overall, and I got some great inspiration for my story.

But is it a tourist trap or a legitimate supernatural phenomenon? I guess you’ll just have to take the tour yourself to decide. 

odd1  asked:

top 5 bob burgers episodes/moments + songs? asdfghjkl :p

I lov bob’s burgers…….. !!!!!!!!!!!! but I know you know that :-)

  • when bob gets stuck on the toilet n they call teddy to help un-glue him from the seat n he cries saying  “IT’S JUST TOO MUCH BUTT BOB !!! TOO MUCH HAIR ALL OVER YOUR BUTT !!”
  • “when I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in tom selleck’s face” bob chuckles and says “thats a crazy request”
  • teddy thrashing around in bob’s kitchen after getting his hand stuck in a christmas wreath trap set up by gene, tina n louise as in attempt to trap santa clause
  • halloween special where louise says she finds the holiday boring because nothing is thrilling and nothing scares her, so the whole family teams up to scare her @ mort’s house n she’s so happy n they all hug on the roof n bob is like “linda be careful we’re on a roof”
  • on the episode where the family gets tricked onto that cruise ship n right @ the beginning bob is rehearsing with his kids how to hand out coupons n tina is like “50% off to all cruise ship passengers pow” n then louise is like “say poo, that always gets people attention” n she says poo through gene’s bullhorn hahahahahahahaha 

Hold up.

If Harry said trapping Santa Claus takes stones, and then he went on to trap the Erlking, threatened Mab with cold iron, told Mavra to go fuck herself, killed the Red King, broke into Hades’ vault, summoned Titania, Mab and Mother Winter in the same day, resisted the temptations of the Fallen Angel of Temptation, and generally did a lot ill-advised things to some of the most powerful beings in the Nevernever and beyond…

You just have to wonder what kind of suicidal lunatic would think of trapping Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden in a magic circle? Worse, what kind of person would actually have the balls to kill him?

Oh wait.


SNL’ Cut Sketch: Santa Traps

The Song They Sing Along To When Spongebob Is On

Ponyboy: “Have You Seen My Genius”

Sodapop: “I Wrote This”

Darry: “On The Road”

Johnny: “The Campfire Song Song”

Steve: “Krusty Krab Pizza”

Two-Bit: “F.U.N”

Dallas: “I’ll Trap Santa”