santa claus ;)

  • Jughead: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
  • Veronica: What does 'claustrophobic' mean?
  • Archie: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
  • Betty: No, it doesn't!
  • Veronica: Ho ho ho!
  • Archie: Stop it, Veronica! You're scaring him!

thecherrybunny  asked:

OH MY GAD, SANTA CLAUS VAI FICAR UM ANO MAIS PERTO DA MORTE (se é que ele pode morrer -q) VOU BUSCAR O XARÓPE -opa- QUERO DIZER, O PRESENTE!

Claus pode morrer, mas só se alguem matar ele ou ele sofrer um acidente, basicamente ele não morre de velhice owo amanhã ele faz mais ou menos uns 937 anos :D eu ja calculei a idade ele, mas agora eu fui calcular de novo e buguei hhhh-

XAROPE, BUSQUE O XAROPE

Claus: nÃO

Eri/Rize: SIIIIIIIM

best lines in always sunny history

1. pepe silvia monologue
2. name’s artemis. i got a bleached asshole.
3. stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter
4. your hair looks small
5. can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time
6. everybody’s dying, bitch. let’s get you some fruit.
7. oops, i dropped my monster condom i use for my magnum dong
8. newsflash, asshole, i’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time
9. i do not like it with the skin dee i am not ALLOWED
10. charlie, i do a backflip every day of my life
11. b-b-b-b-bad pussy
12. did you fuck my mom santa claus
13. been there? not physically.
14. well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down.
15. question: dennis is asshole. why charlie hate? / answer: because dennis is a bastard man.
16. milksteak
17. you know what it is bitch
18. denim chicken?