sans humans

Did a lot of human Toriel sketches today, this was the only one I felt like cleaning up a bit.

Feel like Toriel hasn’t changed her style really in the last thousand years, so it’s, you know. Slightly vintage. Veils are still fresh right?

When she was queen she would’ve had a gold crown around her head, too, but she took it off when she fled to the Ruins. The rest of the outfit is more or less the same.

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I feel bad for spamming you all with My Problems when you’re here for the engaging Sans discourse, so have some Human Sans doodles that I’ve been accumulating over the past month and a half.

Tbh, you should be surprised it took me this long. :V

SANS ALL THE HUMANS ARE LOOKING AT US STRANGELY.

* what an enterprising turn of events.

SANS ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO GREET HUMANS??

* ’course bro. q should know that all humans say hello this way.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT WAS A PUN.

* i would voyager to say that you are correct.

YOU NEED TO BOLDLY GO AWAY FROM ME.

* heh. worf it.

okay but consider this: sans is a trekkie

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anonymous asked:

i headcanon that sans put glitter in papyrus hair care products and now he has glittery hair that glitters when he poses dramatically

I think Sans would try to pull something like that as an April fool’s prank.

But Sans is like, a master trickster-god. He wouldn’t just do that to Paps, oh no:

I think the only one he deliberately wouldn’t do that to (in fact I think he’d go so far as to steal all his glittery stuff just to prank everyone else) would be:

welp.