sans humans

so awhile back @fadelurker and me were talkin’ bout rp ideas and…

see, because i tend to rp in a space that a /lot/ of aus wander around in, i figure that my version o’ sans tends to go off to other worlds. for various reasons, he tends to want to help other versions of himself who’re havin’ a hard time.

so i read this great fic called feeling bonely by zeezeepearl and i thought it’d be cool if ol’ boondoggler sans got to go there and give some emotional support to the sans there…but since it ain’t a truly magical au, i figured he’d have to have a human version of himself there. he asked if uffs would come along with im and we’ve been doin’ a direct message rp to set up their backstory.

and we’ve been doin’ that for… eight months? somethin’ like that.

anyway these are the human versions of our gay skeletons. if the one on the right looks a little pale, it’s cuz he’s recoverin’ from chemo. they’ve been livin’ on the streets of new home. boondoggler sans (ut sans) left his bro when he found out he was sick. uffs sans (uf sans) saw his whole gang wiped out, including his bro. they met ‘cuz boon was buyin’ some weed from uffs for his condition and welp. they fell for each other, even before they started realizing they were sharing the same weird dreams of another world.

…s’pretty complicated, but we’re havin’ fun. love how @fadelurker drew these guys. please love them.

Did a lot of human Toriel sketches today, this was the only one I felt like cleaning up a bit.

Feel like Toriel hasn’t changed her style really in the last thousand years, so it’s, you know. Slightly vintage. Veils are still fresh right?

When she was queen she would’ve had a gold crown around her head, too, but she took it off when she fled to the Ruins. The rest of the outfit is more or less the same.

SANS ALL THE HUMANS ARE LOOKING AT US STRANGELY.

* what an enterprising turn of events.

SANS ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO GREET HUMANS??

* ’course bro. q should know that all humans say hello this way.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT WAS A PUN.

* i would voyager to say that you are correct.

YOU NEED TO BOLDLY GO AWAY FROM ME.

* heh. worf it.

okay but consider this: sans is a trekkie

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I feel bad for spamming you all with My Problems when you’re here for the engaging Sans discourse, so have some Human Sans doodles that I’ve been accumulating over the past month and a half.

Tbh, you should be surprised it took me this long. :V

anonymous asked:

i headcanon that sans put glitter in papyrus hair care products and now he has glittery hair that glitters when he poses dramatically

I think Sans would try to pull something like that as an April fool’s prank.

But Sans is like, a master trickster-god. He wouldn’t just do that to Paps, oh no:

I think the only one he deliberately wouldn’t do that to (in fact I think he’d go so far as to steal all his glittery stuff just to prank everyone else) would be:

welp.