Sanford residents will be disappointed to learn they can no longer shoot unarmed teenagers.

Bonus: this is the relaunch of the neighborhood watch program that Sanford police chief Cecil Smith ordered shut down in April, citing “no accountability” and no training of watch members. Oddly, there’s no mention of any accompanying crime wave, as an army of Skittles-mad Trayvon Martin-types rushed in to take advantage of the absence of vigilant sentries.

It seems that the neighborhood watch program doesn’t actually accomplish much of anything – other than to make unstable wannabe cops feel important. Sanford sailed along fine without them for months on end.

Watch on

Blurred Sanford (Blurred Lines Sanford and Son Mashup)

A part of me still expected to see Miley Cyrus twerking on Redd Foxx.

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Secretly Shy||Logan/Sanford

Logan walked on stage with his guitar in hand and looked around nervously. He let out a sigh in relief when he didn’t see Sanford. He smiled at the crowd and sat down on his stool as he began strumming the guitar softly and singing.

“So long to all of my friends
Everyone of them met tragic ends
With every passing day
I’d be lying if I didn’t say
That I miss them all tonight
And if they only knew what I would say

If I could be with you tonight
I would sing you to sleep
Never let them take the light behind your eyes
One day I’ll lose this fight
As we fade in the dark
Just remember you will always burn as bright”