Ok but—

A Grease!AU

Tony is Danny

Bucky is Kenickie

Nat is Rizzo and Sam Wilson is Frenchie

Steve is Sandy

Clint is that one Pink Lady who likes twinkies and pie.

Just— Steve in a black leather off the shoulder onesie. “Tell me about it Stud.”

Tony singing Greased Lightning.

Bucky doing that obnoxious hair comb thing and sleeping with Nat.

Sam Wilson being a beauty school dropout.

Tony trying to feel up Steve at the drive in movie theater and Steve throwing his ring at him.

It’s wonderful.