sandlie

  • Genji: I'll be gone for a week on a mission. I got you this so you wouldn't feel lonly *gives Zenyatta a huge Dragon plushie*
  • Zenyatta: thank you. Stay safe.
  • *week later*
  • Genji: Master I'm back!
  • *theres a note and a big box on his bed*
  • Note: Greetings Genji. Sandly I wont be here for a week. I'm on a mission. But don't worry my little sparrow I got you gift. Love Zennyatta
  • *Genji opens the box*
  • *theres a full sized Zenyatta body pillow*
  • Genji: I love it.

Lahat naman tayo mayroong all time crush. Sino ba naman ang magdedeny nyan? Naging fad na nga ang pagkakaroon ng crush nowadays, kumbaga sa kanta, pop na sya at mainstream. Pero, wait, teka, sandli lang. Hindi naman nagtatapos sa pagkakaroon ng crush sa isang tao ‘yun eh, ‘di ba? Dadating ka dun sa point na gusto mo na magkausap man lang kayo kahit kapirasong usap lang, tapos buo na araw mo nun.
Yan kasing mga crush natin na yan, may mga aura yan na parang rosas… Magaganda yan, pero mahirap hawakan kasi baka ka matinik at masaktan. Para ding araw yang mga yan, delikado pag tinitigan. Ni kailanman, wala namang nadalian para instantly mapansin sila ng iniidolo nila o hinahangaan. Proseso yan, at kung babasahin mo ‘to, baka pwede kitang matulungan.
Kung gusto mong mapansin ni crush dapat makarami kang check dito:
1. Presentability is the key
Yang mga crushes na yan, parang mga tao yan sa isang bookstore. Di nyan bubuklatin yung librong hindi nakapukaw sa atensyon nya. Ikaw na bahala mag interpret.
2. Humor is sexy
Meron akong kakilala, di naman siya kagwapuhan, pero pare, sabihin ko sayo, daig pa si Goma kung makapanghumaling ng babae. Ano sikreto nya? Simple lang, talas ng isip at husay magpatawa.
3. Keep the change, filthy animal
Ewan kolang kung effective to pero, pwede din naman nating gawing experimental setup. Nakakatulong din para mapansin ka ng crush mo yang pagbabago bago mo ng hairstyle, study habits, pormahan, at kung anik anik pa.
4. Be a resource utilizer
21st century na tayo mga brad. Uso na yang instagram instagram. Isang tap mo lang maiuupload na yung kinuha mong picture tapos bago pa yung t-shirt mo saka boxers, ay nako sabi ko sayo, mabilis pa sa alas kwatro mapapansin kana nyan.
5. Don’t drain your brain
Kung classmate mo man si crush or kahit hindi, malaking bagay yung mga simpleng pa recite recite mo lang. Karamihan ng mga babae nasesexyhan sa mga matatalino, wag lang yung sobra talino. Turn off naman syempre yung may 5 ka sa card. Big NO NO.
6. Show some muscle. Do the hustle.
Syempre minsan pipitik pitik ka ng pormahang sando lang, yung makikita kung gaano ka lapad yung balikat mo. Gustong gusto ng mga chicks humiga diyan, maniwala ka. Walang unan sa LRT kaya yan ang numero unong saluhan ng ulo ng mga crush natin.
7. Bring your “A+” game
Turn on sa mga babae yung nag eexcel ka sa isang bagay. Kung ito man eh sports, paghusayan mo pa lalo. Kung musically inclined ka naman, malaking bagay yan. Kung sa academics eh pwede mo siya maturuan ng mga lessons na hirap siyang intindihin. Pwede din namang magaling ka sa lahat. But there’s a big but
8. Modesty with wings is necessary
Ayaw ng mga crush natin sa masyadong presko, pacool, mayabang, pala away, basag ulo, hinayupak o kung anu-ano pang mga salitang kalye ang maisip nyo. Syempre kahit gaano ka kagaling, kailangan nakatapak lang yung paa mo sa lupa. Wag lalaki ulo. Ayaw nila syempre sa toge. Malaki ulo, maliit katawan.
9. Charisma overdose
Medyo malayong kamag anak ni “kapal ng mukha” si charisma, pero syempre mas classy si charisma. Paano ka nalang mapapansin ng crush mo kung nasa isang tabi ka lang, di ka nagsasalita, naghihintay ka ng mic na lalapit sayo para marinig boses mo. Which is wrong pare. Maling mali ka sa sitwasyon na yon.
Last but not the least…
10. Santino effect
Dalawa lang naman ang tanong ng mga babae kung pano sila pumipili ng gugusuthin nila.
Mas napapalapit ba ako kay Lord kapag kasama ko ‘tong lalaki na to?
Mas nagiging mabuti ba akong tao kapag sumama ako dito?
Yan lang yun, pareko, maniwala ka. Kaya syempre kailangan natin ng kabutihan na nagmumula sa kaibuturan ng puso. Kahit mawala na yung mga number 1-9 basta masunod mo lang tong number 10, ayos ka na. No doubt mapapansin ka ng crush mo siento pursyento.

MBTI types as the first 16 My Immortal outfit descriptions
  • ENFJ: A long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
  • ENFP: A black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings.
  • ENTJ: A black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
  • ENTP: A black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
  • ESFJ: Some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
  • ESFP: A black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt.
  • ESTJ: In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
  • ESTP: I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky.
  • INFJ: A blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under.
  • INFP: A short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out.
  • INTJ: A low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels.
  • INTP: A black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets.
  • ISFJ: A black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
  • ISFP: A blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
  • ISTJ: A blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots.
  • ISTP: A black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.