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Balmerans are earthlings au!

The balmerans are a group from inside the earth and when a brother and a sister , Rax and Shay, meet a professor and his student, Coran and Hunk, they are baffled.

Hunk and Shay bond and Hunk has heart eyes. 

Lance and Pidge tease him about meeting someone new. Hunk is sweating buckets and trying to defend himself (as in every good au).

 And when Hunk brings the rest of the gang to meet them, Keith freezes up. 

Keith then yells “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE DATING A CRYPTID??? AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US???? NOT COOL BRO?!?!?!”

And apparently Keith has being tracking the infamous ‘lizard people’ because he is a conspiracy theory nut.

Pidge, a fellow conspiracy theory nut, claims a Shay as their gf now and Keith argues with her.

Shay asks what a gf is and Lance explains while *flirting* and then Shay says she would prefer to be Hunk’s gf. 

Then Hunk’s face looks like this: