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The benches in hockey dressing rooms are built so that your feet rest on the floor with your skates on which means that there are pictures of Large Professional Athletes with sock feet dangling off of the bench and I think that is a beautiful thing.

Hockey Returns vol. 100.  Excited!

*takes off hockey jersey to reveal hockey shirsey*

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New Jerseys being released this month

Types of Hockey Tumblrs

  • I love this one team and they are all my precious babies.
  • I love this team but fuck that one guy that got traded here, he’s the white crayon.
  • I love many teams and I don’t even care if they’re rivals.
  • I like a bunch of players from all the teams.
  • I like a single player from a bunch of teams.
  • I like goalie but honestly, fuck the team.
  • I like this player but he got traded to a team I hate so now I love/hate him.
  • I hate all the teams but like one player. He’s the pink starburst.
  • Chicago Blackhawks only.
  • I love this team but the coach needs to be fired.
  • I don’t really like hockey but these dudes are hot.
  • I know nothing about hockey but there’s some really funny posts.

i’m so damn proud to be part of the hockey fandom. like there are first games, last games, first goals, last time playing in an arena, first time playing in an arena, trades, retirement and no matter what team you support or who you support you will feel with the fans going through it and that unites us all in the sport of hockey. so many things have changed in the last 100 years but one thing that’ll always be here is hockey and the love that 2 nations share for it. it is absolutely unbelievable just taking a step back and thinking about your team fighting for the stanley cup and being in that atmosphere with hundreds of other fans and fans watching from around the world who share that feeling with you it’s so overwhelming and emotional with the love you have for your team and your city. once you’re in you’re never out. never give up on hockey because hockey won’t give up on you. no matter when you join or who you join, you’ll always be welcome.

Me: lmao im not a crazy hockey fan like some people

Also Me: wears team merch all day everyday, constantly checks social media accounts about fav team, get notifications about teams sent straight to my phone AND my moms just so I won’t ever miss anything, cant go 10 minutes without bringing up something about hockey,constantly broke from buying hockey merch, cant live a normal life because of hockey

every team in the nhl: “we have the best fans in the league”

me: so, what’s the truth?

Hockey Goalie Thoughts P. 2

  • ‘You are the master of your crease, this is your crease, let nothing in.’
  • 'Shit, a breakaway, alright, I got this.’
  • 'Ha! No goals for you, that’s right, skate away, be sad, feel shame.’
  • 'Another breakaway, I’ve got this. I got the puck, I got the puck, I got the–fuck, I don’t have the puck.’
  • 'Fuck this little piece of frozen rubber, useless piece of absolute shit.’
  • 'Pucks in the corner, I can get it, no one around, here you go friend.’
  • 'No goal for you again! I’m the best, my stick too fast, my pads too thick.’
  • 'Calmly play the puck behind the net, here you go frien– shit, not friend, shit, shit shit.’
  • 'No more goalie adventures for me.’
  • 'I lied, the puck is right there, here you go…. Friend. Yes good, teammate, off you go.’
  • 'Shit here comes this asshole, I hate this guy he’s so good, but he won’t score on– he scored.’
  • 'FuUcCkKkK.’
  • 'Where even is my defense? I need to make some lost posters, 'missing, entire fucking defense’.’
  • 'Stop turning the puck over you fucks.’
  • 'Get yo ass outta the crease. My crease, you’re not invited.’
  • 'Oh, no goal for you. Can’t touch this, na-na-na-na, can’t touch this.’
  • 'Yes! My team scored, they’re not worthless after all.’
  • 'Now they get a penalty and it’s 5 on 4, I lied, fucking worthless.’
  • 'How is that not goaltender interference? He just bump and grinded me like we’re at a club.’
  • 'Fuck these blind ass refs.’
  • 'I hate all of you.
  • 'Why are goalies so angry all the time? Because our teammates fucks us over too much.’
  • 'Oh wow, we’ve remembered how to hockey and we’ve scored.’
  • 'I hate the fucking shootouts. Stupidest shit ever.’
  • 'Yes, you’re all very happy we won, hang me out to dry again though and there’ll be a 20+ list of missing person reports.’

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Things that are better than the NHL’s decisions

* Stubbing your toe

* Burning yourself with a curling iron

* Biting into a pizza roll and burning your tongue

* Introducing yourself on the first day of school

* Not being able to breathe through your nose

* Cold French fries

* Hitting your funny bone

* Getting a papercut

* Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth

* A mosquito bite in between your toes

* Smudging your nail polish

* Kerry Fraser as a referee

* Michel Therrien as a coach

* Faceoff penalty rule

* Stepping in water while wearing socks

My Hot Take on Hockey Fans
  • Top: Columbus Blue Jackets, Detroit Red Wings, Florida Panthers, LA Kings, Nashville Predators, New York Islanders, Philadelphia Flyers
  • Vers: Anaheim Ducks, Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Carolina Hurricanes, Colorado Avalanche, Edmonton Oilers, Montreal Canadiens, New Jersey Devils, New York Rangers, Ottawa Senators, San Jose Sharks, St. Louis Blues
  • Bottom: Arizona Coyotes, Calgary Flames, Dallas Stars, Minnesota Wild, Pittsburgh Penguins, Tampa Bay Lightning, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks, Vegas Golden Knights, Winnipeg Jets
  • Power Bottom: Washington Capitals