san jose island

Me: lmao im not a crazy hockey fan like some people

Also Me: wears team merch all day everyday, constantly checks social media accounts about fav team, cant go 10 minutes without bringing up something about hockey,constantly broke from buying hockey merch, cant live a normal life because of hockey

The stress in my life is sponsored by the NHL

playoffs? more like panic! at the puck drop

Yay Hockey! 

NHL 2016 Playoff Team Titles

The Anaheim “We can’t win in Game 7” Ducks

The Chicago “Will win the cup next year” Blackhawks

The Dallas “I’ll make the 1A-1B goalie system work” Stars

The Detroit “We should actually trade for players” Red Wings

The Florida “Its not just Tampa anymore” Panthers

The Los Angeles “The Kings lost? Let’s go to the beach” Kings

The Minnesota “At least we still have Dubnyk” Wild

The Nashville “Let’s never lose game 7 again” Predators

The Philadelphia “How did we get here” Flyers

The New York “Good God were slow now” Rangers

The New York “We really hate the Barclays Center” Islanders

The Pittsburgh “We’re back baby” Penguins

The St. Louis “We want all of Canada to love only this team” Blues

The San Jose “All we did is Change the captains last name, and we win” Sharks

The Tampa Bay “We never hated you Drouin” Lightning

The Washington “Activate panic button, or not activate panic button” Capitals

NHL

Never ending Disneyland of Hot men I want to Lick 

when ur team ties it up in the last few moments but now it’s goin into ot