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Here's What The Cast Of "The History Boys" Looked Like Then Vs Now
"How do I define history? It's just one fuckin' thing after another."
By Robin Edds

Now: Since leaving the shy, sensitive, and heartbroken Posner behind him, Barnett has been rather busy. Recently he landed the title role in a BBC America’s adaptation of Douglas Adams’ Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. Before that he appeared in the BBC’s critically acclaimed Twenty Twelve and Showtime’s Penny Dreadful. Unlike some other History Boys alumni, Barnett has continued to consistently ply his trade on stage – including significant stints in Richard III and Twelfth Night. Hector would be proud.

• DIRK GENTLY / TODD BROTZMAN

you saw my pain washed out in the rain
broken glass, saw the blood run from my veins
but you saw no fault, no cracks in my heart
and you knelt beside my hope torn apart

Uncharted characters as zodiac signs
  • Nathan Drake: Gemini
  • Elena Fisher: Aries
  • Victor Sullivan: Sagittarius
  • Sam Drake: Taurus
  • Rafe Adler: Scorpio
  • Nadine Ross: Aquarius
  • Chloe Frazer: Leo
  • Harry Flynn: Virgo
  • Cassie Drake: Libra
  • Charlie Cutter: Capricorn
  • Katherine Marlowe: Pisces
  • Eddy Raja: Cancer
Epic Rap Battles of Anime- Tosaki Yuu vs Samuel T Owen

(I am sorry.)

Begin!

Tosaki:

Step aside, Shimomura,

and wait here for plan B.

I‘ll destroy this blind bastard

without any immortality.

I‘d greet you if your presence

wasn‘t utterly appaling

So come out, grandpa,

or are you actually stalling?


Satou:

Oh my, Tozaky,

wipe that frown of your face!

If you carry on,

you‘ll put your mediocre looks to waste!

You begin without my presence,

could you be more self-centered?

Now listen to your elders,

since Player Two has entered.

I fight for the rights of Ajin

that your government long stole,

vile torture and experiments,

- shall I mention more?

Soon we shall rule this country,

better than it was before.

Why don‘t you start hiding

before my ghost comes knocking on your door?


Tosaki:

It‘s Tosaki, not Tozaky,

and you better start remembering this.

But I shouldn‘t expect so much,

from one pathetic terrorist.

A grand fight for justice?

For you it‘s all a game.

Your boundless insanity,

will put your kind to shame.

So contain yourself, Mad Hatter,

before you‘re too far gone,

Have Tanaka push that wheelchair,

to a retirement home


Satou:

If it weren‘t for your assistant,

you would have long since died.

You‘re just a vengeful wreckage,

who is desperate for some might.

That stick up your ass?

It‘s useless in a fight.

And honestly, by now-

have you even picked a side?

You‘d do anything for money,

but your plans- they mostly fail.

Do you need a smoke, Tozaky?

You‘re looking pretty pale!


Tosaki:

I‘m the head of our group,

and they do what I say.

Without me, the Ajin comittee,

wouldn‘t last a day.

Funny you would mention failure-

did you mean your crew?

They‘re working for our side-

right after leaving you!

And do you miss the States, ex-soldier?

Let me give you a trip home.

Lock you up in a supermax,

where you can rot alone!


Satou:

I shall decline your offer,

you‘re far too busy to do this-

Playing house with your assistant

while raising two kids!

You‘re weak, you‘re mortal.

And I could slay you any day!

Where would you like that gravestone?

Next to your fiancée?


Tosaki:

Aren‘t you exhausted?

I think you should be resting.

Why don‘t you sit down over here?

Those weapons still need testing!


Satou:

I‘m sorry, but you must now excuse,

this generous old rover.

We can‘t have the country waiting,

so long,

Game Over.


(Who won? Who‘s next? You decide!)

- I thank NicePeter and EpicLoyd who created the truly epic format Epic Rap Battles of History on Youtube and of course, heavily inspired this piece! -

here's an idea

Anthony Ramos

that’s all

So I’ve recently gotten into this show called Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (a mouthful, but it’s worth it).

I can’t even properly describe how much I love the character of Dirk Gently in this, how much I relate to him on personal levels. I see so much of myself in him, in how he acts and behaves, and how other people react to him, and the things he says, and I just get him, because in a lot of ways I am him, or very much like him. (In like, a metaphorical way, not a literal “oh my god I’m going to change my name to Dirk” way.)

It’s also made me a huge fan of Samuel Barnett.

So here’s something I’ve been working on for the past two days!