same lady s a m e

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. So th e doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’ She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!
‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’
The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. The crime is the same!
—  Prolife

nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
but they know the sound 
of their own damn scream

-nico vega, “million years”

first time I drew margolotta I was half way through a study of “madame x” so in my mind, margo has the same nose as madme pierre gautreau. that painting is also what started my love for drawing interesting noses!

also that song just s c r e a m s margolotta to me - badass and creeeepy

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WELL, I’m going on Tumblr blackout because obviously tomorrow is the most magical day of the year (!!!!!!!) and I want to head into this game totally spoiler-free. But here are some moodboards I did for my Ryders, who I’ll be running simultaneously because my wife has agreed to hang out with me through a story-centric playthrough (i.e., Aylin’s, because ladies kissing) and then also I need to run a more completionist I can go at any speed I want to without having to wait for someone else playthrough at the same time, because of my intense excitement. So yeah! Catch you on the flipside, friends!

(PS obviously I will be available for intense emotional flailing via Skype and when I come back, I’ll be tagging everything MEA-related with me:a spoilers)

WELL I completely forgot about this, so might as well upload it now before never, right?

N-ways, this was for the Splativersary collab and I’ll gladly draw Ash and his E-Liter 3K Scope! I think it’s safe to say I’m more of an E-Liter main than a Splatterscope main (using BOTH of them at the same time feels extremely weird now!).

So check that tight Ash, ladies and gents.

FT Spoiler 482

does this mean there’s more to Erza’s character again? more mysteries to be revealed?

FUCK YEAH I’M ALL FOR IT!

I’m guessing Lady Eileen is Erza’s mother? They probably have the same colored hair, name beginning with an “E” (like Layla/Lucy), and the high amount of magic power.

If this is true then we’ll finally get to know a relative of Erza’s. It always seemed weird to me that Erza’s the only main character whose parents we know nothing about.  

Maybe Mashima’s gonna explain Erza’s OP strength with the reason being she’s the daughter of someone really powerful but ehh I’ll take it. I think he’s already doing that to Lucy anyways.

“GO REALLY SAY GOODBYE” (rip me)

announcement: i got the notification for this update when i was in PUBLIC and am formally filing a complaint against ngozi to sTOP DOING THAT BECAUSE I CAN’T PROCESS EVERYTHING AND LOOK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AT THE SAME TIME

-bitty is so sad i can’t handle this pls stop the torture of my son P L E A S E
-jack and shitty look so great in their robes I’M SUCH A PROUD PARENT 
-alicia zimmermann!!!!! and georgia!!!! my fab ladies 
-“you’re still hanging around? or didn’t we post enough ‘selfies?’” JACK YOU CUTE LIL CANADIAN AWKWARDLY FLIRTING WITH BITTY RIP ME
-lardo went to lunch with shitty’s family BYEEEEE (what do you think they talked about??? honestly i need to know) 
-BITTY CLINGING TO JACK SAYING GOODBYE HURTS ME IN THE BEST WAY (✖╭╮✖)
-“I…Jack, I…” bitty tried to tell him but resigned himself to not having something good can someone please tell my son that he deserves nice things!!! 
-jack’s planning on visiting :’)))))))
-BITTY CRYING BYE I CAN’T DO THIS
-JACK!! RECOGNIZING THAT BITTY’S UPSET!!!! BUT DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
-MVP BAD BOB!! DAD OF THE YEAR!! DAD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! 
-”go really say goodbye” aka “go fucking kiss that boy you nerd”
-“oh.” BRB FLINGING MYSELF INTO THE SUN
-JACK RUNNING WITH HIS GOWN BLOWING IN THE WIND LIKE A GODDAMN CANADIAN HOCKEY SUPERHERO