same andrew same

  • Peter: Dad, Steve.. I-I think I'm gay.
  • Steve: Oh, honey, we love and support you no ma-
  • Tony: HI GAY I'M DAD

neil probably gets so overwhelmed with rushes of affection over how cute his bf actually is like when andrew wears neil’s hoodies and his fingertips barely peek out of the sleeves or when they’re on the rooftop and the weather is kinda cold and andrew’s cheeks are flushed and there’s a beanie loosely on his head or when andrew’s hair is sticking out in tufts all over the place in the morning so neil just can’t help but croak out “yes or no?” and rushes to cradle andrew’s face in gentle hands and place butterfly kisses all over his face when andrew gives his consent and andrew lets out an “i hate you” through gritted teeth every time but neil knows he loves it and andrew knows he knows.

If I die unexpectedly, can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

Wade Wilson

  • Peter: I have a date, too.
  • Wade: Who? What's their name?
  • Peter: Their name is not important. What's important is that they're better than you in every conceivable way.
  • Wade: Damn, Peter, that could be anyone!