Why Shepard Really Recruited Samara
Detective Anaya: Please help, I have to arrest this lady or she’ll kill me, and if I do arrest her she’ll also kill me.
Shep: Holy shit that’s terrifying ok.
Samara: *Crushes people to death with her mind* Find me the ship name or I’ll kill the entire police force because my Code says so.
Shep: Fuck me that’s terrifying ok.
Shepard finds the ship name fueled by fear of Samara because she is beautiful and terrifying.
Samara: Ok I’m coming with you now, your mission is my Code.
Later, on the Normandy.
Joker: Why is there a terrifying Asari meditating in the
Starboard Observation Deck?
Shep: Because she said she was coming with me and I was too scared to say no.
Samara: Hello Shepard it’s time to hunt and kill my hellspawn daughter who fucks people to death with her mind.
Shep: Is your entire family this terrifying???