samantha winchester

SPN Season 13 cast so far

So guys, I was scrolling through IMDb for information on the first few episodes of the new season and I found some interesting things about the cast for the first few episodes

Episode 1:

So pretty much our usual cast, new Lucifer, maybe the alt!Lucifer or maybe ours found a way back so soon, new character called Miriam (correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Miriam the angel who died in 12.10 Lily Sunders, the one who died at the diner?) but Misha is cast as someone named Richiemorales. Now, who that is and why Misha is playing them I don’t know, but I honestly think that the producers might be screwing with us because I googled Richiemorales and while no supernatural or mythological creature popped up in my search engine, I did find Richie Morales the drummer and Jazz performer.

Episode 2:

So the first thing that made me scratch my head was that Jared and Jensen are going to be playing two different character this episode, maybe they get possessed or something. So my little research happy butt googled the names to find out what supernatural/mythological/biblical creatures we are gonna see and I find:

Alces

and Sciurus

Well played Supernatural, hats off to you.

Episode 3:

First, fuck yeah Missouri is coming back. Second, fuck yeah Jody is coming back. Third, fuck no Luci stay away from my mother. Fourth, fuck no Mikey stay away from my son. Finally, who the fuck is Oberon?

Damn it Sammy I told you to fight the fairies not become their King jfc ya idjit.

Genderbent Winchesters

Why am I thinking of this…… just why…. There’s no rhyme or reason for it. I’m supposed to be writing a philosophy paper….. 

Dean(na)

  • 5′8″ (she will argue for an extra half inch)
  • Dirty blonde hair in layers that isn’t too long. Just below shoulder length
  • Freckles across her cheeks and nose
  • Wears pretty heavy eye makeup cuz it looks damn cool
  • Eyelashes long and adorable (princess-like gaze)
  • Slim figure with rockin’ hips
  • C-cup
  • Gently loose shirts, never baggy
  • The tightest of jeans for style (and also comfort because hell yeah she can move and hunt in them)
  • Dark brown combat boots
  • Calls sister a horde of nicknames (Sam, Sammy, Samster)
  • Does and will wear Sam’s hoodies because they’re spacious and cozy
  • Squirmy sleeper
  • Never sings in her proper octave
  • Scarily skilled at mimicking singers whilst singing along to the classics in the Impala
  • Can fall asleep anywhere. It’s a gift, really
  • Sweeps the guys (and ladies) off their feet with flirting fit enough for a cheesy 90s movie
  • Drinks like a monster
  • Can hold her liquor most of the time
  • Tries to remember all the good sex she’s had
  • Bosses Sam around all the time
  • Much to the chagrin of the other
  • Will die for Sam
  • If anyone nasty tries to pick her up, she swiftly beats the shit out of them without batting an eye
  • Will destroy anyone gross who hits on Sam
  • Cuddler to the extreme

Sam(antha)

  • 5′10″
  • Hair is wavy (curly depending on the weather, how she slept on it, or if she leaves her hair wet after the shower) and on the longer side
  • Puts hair in ponytail or bun often
  • Blush always on cheeks, with or without makeup
  • Has a mole on her inner left cheek close to nose 
  • D-cup
  • Fuller figure compared to her sister; much more muscle
  • Wears layers often
  • Likes to stay warm since she gets cold easily
  • Jeans range from skinny to looser at the cuffs
  • But she ain’t afraid to break out the leggings every once and a while
  • Exercise is life
  • Healthy eating is also life
  • Suffers through sister’s nicknames but strikes back with a few of her own (De, Anna, DeDe)
  • Gets to tough work on cases first
  • Shy demeanor and precious smile according to the ever-teasing older sister
  • Dimples noticeable enough to cut a bitch (not really they’re soft and deep)
  • Sleeps like a rock; doesn’t move an inch
  • Bad hair days are frequent
  • Lets De do her makeup when they’re going out to investigate and chit chat
  • Says she hates it and thinks it’s annoying
  • Secretly loves the way De does her eyeliner
  • Is a beanie wearer in cold weather
  • Can hold her own in bars but it is nice to have De there for support
  • Doesn’t have sex often but she fucks a guy up and leaves him wanting more every damn time
  • Forcibly tells sister she cannot sing
  • For the last time
  • Stop
  • You suck
  • Driving the Impala is a privilege
  • Can handle blades pretty damn well 

Supernatural needs a genderbend episode

With Amber Heard as Dean

and Missy Peregrym as Sam

and Zooey Deschanel as Castiel

I want a canonical genderbend episode and nothing you say can change my mind