samantha doc

  • Jack: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1."
  • Jack: Sara is "Been there, done that".
  • Jack: Sam is "Currently doing that."
  • [They high-five]
  • Jack: Doctor Frasier is "It happened once in a
  • dream."
  • Jack: Teal'c is "If I had to pick a dude."
  • Jack: Vala is I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about
  • it.
  • Jack: Daniel is "Eagle 2."
  • Daniel: Oh, thank God.
“Maybe Someday” (Remix)

Maybe someday you’ll realize zip ties and hoodies,
Are more than just fun and games,
And it really will take all night
To “decontaminate.”

Maybe someday the iron and the taser
Can really just be foreplay
I’ll be your hobby, you can be my pet,
And just play doctor all day.

Maybe someday you’ll let me hold you,
And you won’t push me away,
And I won’t have to resort to drugging you,
Just to get you to behave.

Maybe someday you’ll dial back the eyerolls,
And the similes you create,
Just enjoy the hotness, wielding two guns,
And saying those sweetest things you hate.

Because I’ll always be your biggest fan
And you’ll forever be my babe,
And even though you already know
Till the day you’re ready, I’ll continue to wait…

Maybe someday we can share a meal,
Without your childish rage,
Without deflecting your care, “it’s only for Bear!”
And admit it to my face.

Maybe someday we’ll both stop playing heroes,
Repeatedly putting ourselves in harm’s way,
And take that vacation you so desired,
‘Stead of accepting this cursed fate.

Because I’ll always be your biggest fan
And you’ll forever be my babe,
And even though you already know
Till the day you’re ready, I’ll continue to wait…

Because we’re perfect for each other,
You’re gonna figure that out someday,
Till then I’ll burn down Samaritan in a four-alarm fire…
Your sacrifice will not be in vain.